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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is 100% what I hear everyone in my neighborhood talking about at every backyard bbq and block party. "Women could be a great nation again if we just had a heliport and a ballroom, that's whats motivating me to vote"
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when Hunter sold a painting tho
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So they want you to have this little helper bot do recurring tasks.....like the very normal recurring tasks of couch shopping or making/cancelling dinner reservations. And then if you give it access to your Gmail it will deliver even better results. Jfc we used to get tech people wanted
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All our shit is gonna get hacked right?
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not my daughter coming home from freshman homecoming telling me they played the classics.....like Lose Yourself, Mr. Brightside, Fergalicious, and Hey Ya.
static.klipy.com
SpongeBob: Lol Bye
ALT: SpongeBob: Lol Bye
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They just don't understand how it's supposed to work. Which is not surprising as they don't really understand how anything works.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes this is a "fully functioning" elected representative.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The same people who preach about us pleebs needing to work more and raise the retirement age. Will have been at work, in Washington for 15 days in the span of 4 months. While cashing in $174k a year and have generous retirement and healthcare paid at our expense. We don't hate them enough
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Pretty Boy Floyd will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I think investigations into this should lead to these people being left penniless. Wonder if there are any Dems out there willing to lead this charge, we sure know Jefferies wont
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the only ideas this administration has are reality show based.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey @f1tv.bsky.social lotta 1Password on the livery in the grid, you good with this?
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We should tie our entire country and economy to this for sure
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ThatsAShame.gif
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going to irritate the crap out of them at the car dealership and walk away with the best deal ever, 60% of the time it works every time
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We should probably have someone check it for e.coli......
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@quigley.house.gov @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov this is unacceptable, your constituents are done with the government over reach please use your power to stop this regime
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This MFer would prefer tasteless tomatoes from the store. Bland, uninteresting, and without any real character. They fit him perfectly
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hi Rep @quigley.house.gov, please correct me if I am wrong but this seems to be a very clear, impeachable offense. You could introduce the resolution tomorrow and force a vote under rule IX. If they are doing this to CA and MN today, IL could be next.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They found.....a significant number.....of burn bags.......that WERE..... used to destroy information?? But they found them? The bags? That were......burned? To destroy?? Information???
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
👏👏👏
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🚨 @beerinator.com got a boundedbybuns.com shout out from @barrysoh.bsky.social today for the Mt. Airy sandwich. Sounds like a nice summer evening dinner choice
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's giving Isengard before and after
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Would SOMEONE please think of the poor oil and gas industry folks, they are barely scraping by
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
But we have seen it flow like it will once it's reopened. It was doing so until they decided to bomb Iran, do they really think people are this fucking stupid
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Incredible thread. I'm a Catholic in the sense that I was born into it, went to Catholic school through highschool but am not really "religious." Wasn't aware of the "trad cath" weirdos until the last few years, what a bizarro version of Catholicism they practice and preach also
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The alternating chyron in this short vid is REALLY something.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Why are we paying the VP to go give a stump speech for Orban?? This is gross.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Wait until he finds out about the NYSE and what elected officials have been doing for DECADES
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 27/03/2026
I don't care about any of the intel obtained. I just need the IRGC to disclose the specific topic they used for the phishing email to get Kash Patel's password.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My Camera Roll:
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
200 billion for a war, thats not a war, that they definitely don't need congressional approval for, that will be over in 3 days. But student loan forgiveness was unconstitutional, ok.....
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
They lack even an ounce of self awareness, it's kinda wild.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Paging @quigley.house.gov @durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov sounds like you should be beating the drum for "confinement for life" for SecDef.........unless you think there is no need for the rule of law any longer
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thought I was queuing up a fun movie for the neighbor and I to enjoy a few beers over. Well, damned if I wasn't EPICALLY wrong, 2022 "The Greatest Beer Run Ever" is a strikingly prescient watch for our times.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/03/2026
The killing of Iranian children during an illegal war is an impeachable offense (not to mention a grave crime) and Congress should really act like it. 15 Republicans in the Senate could end this nightmare before it somehow gets even worse.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Could have just stopped after the first 4 words
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Normal people who are very not guilty 100% speak like this 😉
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Money burning industry leader, confirms money burning is justified, appropriate, and sustainable. No risk in continuing to give them money, stock closes up 7.87%
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@quigley.house.gov @durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov this is what is continuing to happen with your inaction. File articles of impeachment every day, deny unanimous consent, stop confirming their nominees. Shut this down now
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Example 9,234 of why billionaires shouldn't exist.
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This will pair well with my 2020 This Machine Kills Fascists sticker. Do good out there folks
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Well we tried the experiment of letting people amass extraordinary wealth, its been a spectacular failure. Thinking we need people to be elected that will end this, I'll vote for them, you should too
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey @durbin.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov this guys blocking UC so he can sue half a mil because he tried to overturn the 2020 election. You could deny UC for 1000 principled reasons, we are watching
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You better let us destroy your communities or we are gonna keep killing you. Hey @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov the milquetoast proposals you all are considering in the Senate are going to let this continue, enough is enough, we need a true opposition party in Washington
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh, yeah last I checked if you spit at law enforcement or kick a car that's punishable by death, wtf is this reporting, this does not materially change anything. If anything it shows excessive force yet again (do they do anything else) by the agents
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Oh man that Matt Talibbi guy or whatever his name was from the "Twitter Files" is not gonna believe this shit, might even have to get a whole congressional hearing call it "TikTok Tales." The @theonion.com article basically writes itself 🤣
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Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
@durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov this is not enough, no DHS funding, abolish ICE, do not cave on this. Bovino was a pawn in the game, his ouster does not signal the end of this fight
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