Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is 100% what I hear everyone in my neighborhood talking about at every backyard bbq and block party. "Women could be a great nation again if we just had a heliport and a ballroom, that's whats motivating me to vote" 020 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So they want you to have this little helper bot do recurring tasks.....like the very normal recurring tasks of couch shopping or making/cancelling dinner reservations. And then if you give it access to your Gmail it will deliver even better results. Jfc we used to get tech people wanted 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not my daughter coming home from freshman homecoming telling me they played the classics.....like Lose Yourself, Mr. Brightside, Fergalicious, and Hey Ya.static.klipy.comSpongeBob: Lol ByeALT: SpongeBob: Lol Bye 131 3
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They just don't understand how it's supposed to work. Which is not surprising as they don't really understand how anything works. 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yes this is a "fully functioning" elected representative. 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The same people who preach about us pleebs needing to work more and raise the retirement age. Will have been at work, in Washington for 15 days in the span of 4 months. While cashing in $174k a year and have generous retirement and healthcare paid at our expense. We don't hate them enough 021 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Pretty Boy Floyd will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yes, I do fear it will be the same ol bs. Would love to be proven wrong 110 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So I think investigations into this should lead to these people being left penniless. Wonder if there are any Dems out there willing to lead this charge, we sure know Jefferies wont 100 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sounds like a great day. Grew up in that area and was thankful for parents who took us to all these places. Which spot are you hitting for lunch? 130 3
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the only ideas this administration has are reality show based. 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey @repschneider.bsky.social this is the govt you are protecting. Care to try and defend this? 020 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Does Josh even know about this. Did they rename this county in 1992? 110 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hey @f1tv.bsky.social lotta 1Password on the livery in the grid, you good with this? 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We should tie our entire country and economy to this for sure 020 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Going to irritate the crap out of them at the car dealership and walk away with the best deal ever, 60% of the time it works every time 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yes and it's terrible. I did the master brewer program in 2016 and roughly 40% of my colleagues were international students. While it was heart breaking to see the program make this decision, it was the right one 110 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We should probably have someone check it for e.coli...... 100 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@quigley.house.gov @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov this is unacceptable, your constituents are done with the government over reach please use your power to stop this regime 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yeah that 400k job probably already ear marked for some nepo baby 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Sorry to hear this Andy. Tragic loss. Thanks for sharing these 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This MFer would prefer tasteless tomatoes from the store. Bland, uninteresting, and without any real character. They fit him perfectly 020 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hi Rep @quigley.house.gov, please correct me if I am wrong but this seems to be a very clear, impeachable offense. You could introduce the resolution tomorrow and force a vote under rule IX. If they are doing this to CA and MN today, IL could be next. 021 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026They found.....a significant number.....of burn bags.......that WERE..... used to destroy information?? But they found them? The bags? That were......burned? To destroy?? Information??? 100 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Assuming this isn't about like football football but like the Midwest Emo OG's ? That would be a good show 110 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is WAYY better than the AI crap they were thing to get you to use. And now I want a hydration break 🍻 110 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We could just impeach him for all the crimes, there are many, many to choose from. @citizensimpeachment.com even has resources. As you are not planning to return to the house there is no downside to you fighting for this every day. It would likely even help with your mayoral campaign 021 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Maybe for the next application you can just box yourself up and get kitty to send you off. Seems like the personal touch is what these grant/fellowship reviewers need to experience 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026🚨 @beerinator.com got a boundedbybuns.com shout out from @barrysoh.bsky.social today for the Mt. Airy sandwich. Sounds like a nice summer evening dinner choice 020 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Hi Rep @casten.house.gov where is your action statement here? What are you going to do in an attempt to counteract this? Do you have any plans in the house (if the Dems take control back) to have an agenda item to repeal the bill you mentioned ? 010 1
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Hello @quigley.house.gov @durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov call this what it is, it's not a "settlement" the court did not allow this and you cannot let them get away with framing it this way. Rep Quigley file articles of impeachment under rule IX and force a vote tomorrow 071 7
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Would SOMEONE please think of the poor oil and gas industry folks, they are barely scraping by 000 0
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026But we have seen it flow like it will once it's reopened. It was doing so until they decided to bomb Iran, do they really think people are this fucking stupid 021 2
Koentz @koentz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026You are already not using the power you have. IF you were to try, use the power, you would file a different article of impeachment every day, there isn't a lack of crimes, there is a lack of effort by our Reps. You like the idea of not expanding the court bringing up impeachment because it's easier 010 1
