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Koenig Ryan

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Horror. Cupcakes. Chicago. Books. Travel.

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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 1992, when Madonna was 34 years old, the press told her to “Settle down Grandma!” That was an actual headline. She didn’t. And nearly 35 years years later, and almost 45 since she first hit the scene, she gets artist of the year. She is the blueprint. 👑
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gorgeous full moon tonight - go look gay ppl
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t remember the last time I had a domestic flight and the plane was able to go right to a gate at O’Hare without waiting.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, fortunately he won’t be there so he can stfu.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Devastating news guys - I have tickets to see Hair tomorrow and I just found out this production isn’t doing the nudity.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s my birthday 😀
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Halloween season, gay ppl!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chicago needs a train line from O’Hare to the north side of the city. O’Hare to Bryn Mawr red line station would be perfect.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My mom is the reason I’m into horror. She was a reader and a huge Stephen King fan. I remember how excited she was when the IT miniseries came out, and watching it with her. Tim Curry’s Pennywise is easily a top 5 iconic horror performance for me.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh man - this is another one that hurts. What an incredible and kind human being, and what a legacy she’ll leave behind.
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My 2nd biggest gripe with Chicago is with these block parties. We shut down entire streets for a full day so that 2 kids can jump around in a bouncy house for an hour while their parents glare at anyone walking down the sidewalk. It’s madness. Everyone knows it’s stupid.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🙁
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had a great trip but I missed my bestie so much.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/08/2026
Happy 68th birthday to the iconic Madonna.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pre-totality anticipation.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Moments after the eclipse totality - this was fucking amazing.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Eurovision winner, Nemo, performing on the boat.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lea Salonga performing on our cruise. This was a top 3 vocal performance I’ve ever experiences. Gay men were in tears.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today: Lisbon, Portugal
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Morocco
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Great sights in Tangier, Morocco
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Boarded and ready for the Mediterranean 2026 total solar eclipse. 😀
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just saw a guy take a selfie upside down and he’s changed my life
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heading to Girona @jasan23.bsky.social
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s 7000 degrees in Barcelona and my hotel room is the only place with air conditioning.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Leaving for vacation in 5 hours! New speedo packed and ready.
Me in a teal speedo
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This was hard.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Madonna needs to release more full-length videos for this album or I'm going to have to continue to make my own.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Who has some vacation book recommendations for me?
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Decided to do a re-listen of Madonna’s albums in order and Hard Candy really is that bad. 😩
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s Halloween season, mother fuckers!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t be a vibe kill, Justin.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Shows I hate, but keep watching because I want to like them even though there are no signs of improvement: Silo Cape Fear
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love Chicago so much
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bonnie was set to perform on our eclipse cruise next month. When she went into the hospital, I assumed she would need to pull out but it sounded like she was on her way to a recovery. So sad to hear she passed away 🙁
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Laurie Metcalf voice] HE’S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning…
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When she goes: “Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo” I lose it. Every time.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A guy who’s had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years turned out to be a piece of shit? Shocking.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Are any of you doing the Vacaya eclipse cruise next month?
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At the gym going through my first full listen of confessions II
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Misery: Annie Wilkes' Maniacal Joy for Paul
ALT: Misery: Annie Wilkes' Maniacal Joy for Paul
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 02/07/2026
The planning process for Freedom 250:
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The blessed Madonna has granted me a miracle on her Holy Day and left the middle seat on my flight empty. 🙏🏼
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Confessions Part 2 reviews are coming out and so far they’re very good!
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
president's going to give a 2 hr speech in 107 degree heat you say
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