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Koenig Ryan

@koenigryan.bsky.social
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Horror. Cupcakes. Chicago. Books. Travel.

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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally watched backrooms and I was a little disappointed. The ending especially was a let down.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe Stanley should have been a little meaner to him instead.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is nuts
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven’t seen any of the Resident Evil movies for no particular reason, but went to the 1030a showing for this new one and it’s great! Def recommend.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% agree
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 1992, when Madonna was 34 years old, the press told her to “Settle down Grandma!” That was an actual headline. She didn’t. And nearly 35 years years later, and almost 45 since she first hit the scene, she gets artist of the year. She is the blueprint. 👑
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a beautiful & clear night here in Chicago 😬
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gorgeous full moon tonight - go look gay ppl
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To wait 15 minutes for an uber or 15 minutes at the chaotic taxi line? Choices.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*hour and a half Apologies. My personal rage impacts my typing.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he’ll invite you up during the hour a half you wait for a gate at O’Hare after you land.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It ended up being an hour and 15 minutes total. The pilot was great and kept us informed, but he was furious.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
50 minutes after landing and still 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😩
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t remember the last time I had a domestic flight and the plane was able to go right to a gate at O’Hare without waiting.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HBD!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂 you know I fixed it like three times and still missed.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let the button soften. Chill the dough. Use high quality dark chocolate chips. You got this.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, fortunately he won’t be there so he can stfu.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s exhausting.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hoping someone else in the group suggests we just skip it.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Devastating news guys - I have tickets to see Hair tomorrow and I just found out this production isn’t doing the nudity.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you! 🙏🏼
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s my birthday 😀
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Halloween season, gay ppl!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He makes lots of predictions. I don’t think any of them have ever been accurate, but he’s certainly confident in them.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I loved the books so I tried my best with the show, but I finally gave up this season.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love it so much
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know, I don’t want to start any fights, but this is my life too and I know exactly who to blame.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I gave it 1.5 stars two months ago and I already don’t remember a single thing about it.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You got this
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😩 Is it worse waiting for takeoff or after landing and waiting an hour for a gate to open?
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chicago needs a train line from O’Hare to the north side of the city. O’Hare to Bryn Mawr red line station would be perfect.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My mom is the reason I’m into horror. She was a reader and a huge Stephen King fan. I remember how excited she was when the IT miniseries came out, and watching it with her. Tim Curry’s Pennywise is easily a top 5 iconic horror performance for me.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh man - this is another one that hurts. What an incredible and kind human being, and what a legacy she’ll leave behind.
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sidney 🥰🥰🥰
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My 2nd biggest gripe with Chicago is with these block parties. We shut down entire streets for a full day so that 2 kids can jump around in a bouncy house for an hour while their parents glare at anyone walking down the sidewalk. It’s madness. Everyone knows it’s stupid.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nooo
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Congrats!
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🙁
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had a great trip but I missed my bestie so much.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/08/2026
Happy 68th birthday to the iconic Madonna.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pre-totality anticipation.
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Koenig Ryan @koenigryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Moments after the eclipse totality - this was fucking amazing.
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