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Kumbucha, Guild Master

@koboldkumbucha.bsky.social
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Profile 🎨: @eskiworks.bsky.social Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop. ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks. Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.

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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 52m
Up late wanting some of that yip-yip from a kobold that drinks Pipeline Punch Monster Energy.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 1h
Big thumbs. Yip!
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Chertilla Mischief (Danizoar) @chort-mischief.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you ragebait your kobold and now they just stare at you like that.
A very angy kobold.
Lil bro got ragebaited.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 2h
Stinky kobold.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 2h
The wolves have lung cancer due to years working in the coal mines which have been owned by the pigs. The wolves continue to vote for the pig party and not for the lung cancer treatment party.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 2h
Cosmic horny in scale.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An extremely above-average son.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Different paths but a fellow PhD @mordsingvogel.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Faithful Poisonous Sapphire Kobold with Gathering and Gathering Skills! Senses: 6 Tenacity: 11 Resistance: 9 Agility: 6 Presence: 6 Complimentary 1x [Brown Moonstone Chunk][Rank 44]
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@monstersystem.bsky.social You hatched a Fortitudinous Poisonous Amber Kobold with First Aid and First Aid Skills! Senses: 11 Tenacity: 1 Resistance: 6 Agility: 4 Presence: 11
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@moridin777.bsky.social You hatched a Gluttonous Poisonous White Kobold with Communication and Fire Making Skills! Senses: 9 Tenacity: 9 Resistance: 11 Agility: 7 Presence: 8
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When the kobold moss is hitting 💯
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A note taker. What a great dragon who keeps track of their kobolds and treasures.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What if ... This kobold exhaled hot air against your chassis causing it to fog over the chrome sheen then gentle polish away a blemish. ? What then, robot ?
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New kobolds for the binder!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@rakeela.bsky.social You hatched a Fortitudinous Poisonous Ruby Kobold with Tool Making and Cooperation Skills! Senses: 1 Tenacity: 12 Resistance: 9 Agility: 2 Presence: 8
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@ppetescaleless.bsky.social You hatched a Temperant Icy Ruby Kobold with Tool Making and Fishing Skills! Senses: 9 Tenacity: 7 Resistance: 9 Agility: 5 Presence: 7
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@scalieshutterbug.bsky.social You hatched a Apathetic Fiery Sapphire Kobold with Construction and First Aid Skills! Senses: 11 Tenacity: 3 Resistance: 4 Agility: 4 Presence: 8
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They are kobolds crossing at the kobold crossing.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A dragon! Yippie!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow yip! *Rolls dice into the warp portal box*
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yip-jazz
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So many types of kobold crossing at the kobold crossing.
static.klipy.com
Jaguar and Deer Night Encounter
ALT: Jaguar and Deer Night Encounter
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On that grind 💯
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's Spoopy the Kobold who runs the All-Kobold's Eve carnival.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
October? More like octobrooding season. This kobold is ready to sit on some eggs and hatch like 10x [Kobold Eggs] Reskeet if you want to hatch an egg.
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Tyarus (Comms OPEN) 6/8 @tybrowse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Buying discount eggs has its drawbacks. Day 9 - hatching #boldtober2026
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yippie! A hatching.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@Daggerlad2

Friend: Wanna go out grab a beer?

Me: just gave birth to a clutch of eggs , feeling suuuper protective tonight :/

Friend: No problem man, I could come to your place

Me: yeah sorry man i would honestly prefer if no one came near me or my eggs rn, feelimg pretty territorial :/
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A grundle of goblins. A kragle of kobolds. A mischief of both.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deserving of those jeep owners (derogatory)
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Bombird @bombird.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hot shower bird scene, Part 2 Turns out, it was just a bird in a hot shower?
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ugh, dragon is out here making me make better posts. fine. two kobold
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you considered? Three kobold 😮
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mandrake Oil, lime juice, and a honeycomb brush. Lather the kobold gently, wrap loosely in foil, then set into the air fryer for 15 minutes at 130⁰c.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look! Kobolds! 20% of all fantasy monsters are kobolds. Yippie!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The THX noise is a dragon's roar.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A kobold with adamantine skeleton. (It actually had a metal snack and has a tummy full of iron shavings)
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I finally got my drawing done! 😄 Kobolds can be pretty bitey. Thankfully, though, dragons are covered in tough scales, so they don't really feel it! 😮
A purple kobold is biting their pink dragon's finger, and they're hanging off of it, suspended in the air. It's based off of a meme I saw where a lizard is biting someone's finger. At the top, it says, "BITING YOU BITING YOU"
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kobolds have to be shipped by crate.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yip-tastic shapes.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yip!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The demon they are slaying is a semen dæmon... Fyi
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Koldok, North Dakota catching strays in the chat it seems.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is a demon slayer mark.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's got vibes.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yippie! A great batch of kobolds (featuring. Shadow the Hedgehog)
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, kobolds. It is Friday. How are we keeping it at 💯 ? This kobold is going to eat crackers and feed the pigeons.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shapely. Form-fitted. Robust.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This kobold is so happy to see local decorations around town. Spooky All-Kobolds Month.
Rubio Go Home poster protesting Marko Rubio's presence in Athens Greece.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
at night YOU ARE BEING HUNTED YOU ARE PREY YOU ARE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE kobold, you are micro-dosing survival endorphins.
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