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Kobold Spooky Chef

@koboldcurrychef.bsky.social
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Old gamer: Traveller, Cosmic Encounter, 18xx, Advanced Squad Leader, Race For The Galaxy, Dominion, and many many others. Why a curry chef? That's a long story. (Finally, sorry but not a furry.)

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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow. I used to have this when I was a kid, but I totally forgot it existed until now. Wow, that game has so little to do with the actual show! But we played it a fair deal…
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The yellow strat did come into effect at the end, but thanks to my wife, not because of me. We each ended with 2 certs over the limit. "Going yellow" is likely more an endgame move than an early or mid-game move. She beat me by $139 by making me buy a diesel out of the pocket for $400....
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's very Fafrhd & the Grey Mouser
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I only wish it had been a book I was laying out… (It was a 4x3” label.)
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Practicing a “yellow” strategy in 1889, but a 2p match is likely different to learn what I want to learn. I am learning other things, though…which I enjoy quite a bit!
Shikoku 1889 in progress. I have 6 shares of Sanuki, 5 in Takamatsu-Kotohira. Sanuki is at $65, T-K at $80 in the stock market. We are in Phase 3.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am having desktop publishing flashbacks right now. "Customer" getting very picky about needing a sans serif Greek sigma, not the serif one that comes with the Symbol font. Bad flashbacks to a job I hated, man....
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Bizco Flashback
Alt: Flashback. Eyes crossed and unfocused, mumbling to self, lights flashing, off kilter....
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whatever his perceived creative faults, I will always be grateful to him for doing Sports Night. Damn, I loved that show.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For sure. We don't keep flocks of blind albino cave chickens just for fun, y'know?
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imma gonna review this properly soon, but THIS is a book no self-respecting DM/GM should be without, and I’m delighted to have the updated edition in my mitts! Congratulations, @themonstersknow.com
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For sure. We don't keep flocks of blind albino cave chickens just for fun, y'know?
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look up the true story behind the lyrics, and you'll not be surprised.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's time to chill.
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Gordon Lightfoot Sings 'Sundown' Live
Alt: Gordon Lightfoot Sings 'Sundown' Live
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember Internet Exploder.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll stick to tabletop games, thank you very much. I promise not to livestream anything, even.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like to keep dice nearby for that occasion. If I shake and roll them loudly before answering each question, they might stop calling, maybe?
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And that was the end of the interview. I think Murph's onto something....
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ideally, I would borrow my grandfather's bulldozer and a compass. Once I had the necessary bearing to my destination, I would have someone simply bulldoze everything in a straight line between myself and my destination, while I followed. This was to conserve gas in the 1970s, of course.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This will be a very short pre-order period, so if you like to collect historical ASL modules, check MMP's site tomorrow!
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Dan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm relieved to report that the long-awaited second edition of An Infamous Traffic is even better than the original — in gameplay, in narrative, in clarity. My preview: spacebiff.com/2026/10/05/a...
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Again, Opium War, Again
When Cole Wehrle first unveiled An Infamous Traffic way back in 2016, it was a scrappy little devil. Not only was it Wehrle’s second design, it was also the earliest releases from Hollandspie…
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Delay the gratification? Never! Delay the consequences? Sure, why not...I mean, how bad can it...oh right...stupid bodies, playing games with our brains (which all too eagerly acquiesce, because brains are traitors too)...
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As you said, sir.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are in Santa Rosa this weekend, and plan to visit the Schulz Museum tomorrow!
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Andrew Bucholtz @andrewbucholtz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It really sets the tone so well.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think this is how The Hobbit started.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It may be that I already have a presentiment about my future of buying this bundle.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t forget to rate it on BGG* *Burger Geek
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
=looks it up= =glances at Steve Jackson= We all know how this ends.
OGRE

Black & white & red illustration of a giant AI cybertank nuking the shit out of everything it can see.

Microgame #1   $2.95
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like having the orange pieces when I play.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If that headlline had stopped after three words, I wouldn't dispute it
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The corners are (or used to be) rounded in a tumbler. Making precision molds with rounded corners is possible, but I do not know if dice manufacturers use them currently.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Casinos won’t even let you use dice with rounded corners. They are not precisely random enough, not even close!
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you were to poll, a majority would likely say that six-siders with rounded corners feel more pleasant to hold in one's hand. Therefore there is a latent bias towards them in manufacturing. Or something like that.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Eric Cartman Says It Doesn't Matter
Alt: Eric Cartman Says It Doesn't Matter
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think I asked this a while back but it anyone has any reading on auctioning the goods of the dead in 16th- and 17th-century London, and/or the role of bellmen and criers around deaths and auctions, I'd be very grateful for recommendations!
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wacksteven (Momunga) Smiling in Bear Hood
Alt: Wacksteven (Momunga) Smiling in Bear Hood
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The good old days are often overrated, but for Dragon magazine, this was the good old days. How much we loved getting each new issue in the mail....
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yikes.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have elected some incredibly stupid people to represent us in the federal government.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It seems they will take it to the limit no more times
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taverns, of course!
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the only way to combat the Sleestak menace
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watch him screw up and declare marital law instead.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the other hand, I was reminded to crank up an excellent album: Black Holes & Revelations by Muse. Muse is a band. A human band, made of humans, that make music with machines to warn us about how machines can take control of us. When you think of Muse, think of that... youtu.be/X6cCtUh3Ves?...
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Muse - Knights of Cydonia [HD]
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I played a short & silly ASL Starter Kit scenario: S109, Checking out of Gran Sasso, from Basic Training issue 1. It's got gliders! (Half of which crashed.) It's got strong German leaders! (Dead on turn 1.) It's got Mussolini! He's a suitcase! (Never did find him.) Fascists fail funnily, film at 11.
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We should all listen to that album and post about it to remind everyone who the name really belongs to
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Kobold Spooky Chef @koboldcurrychef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is utterly impossible that this voice grew old and then passed away at the age of 74. The person who sang this will always be young. At least on record....
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