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ENNIE-winning author of The Monsters Know What They're Doing, Making Enemies and other stuff. Humanist, antifascist, curmudgeon. ✶✶✶✶ Home: spyandowl.com Blog: themonstersknow.com Newsletter: onefootinfairyland.com Mastodon: dice.camp/@KeithAmmann

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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 2h
Edgewater Tacos is our weekly go-to. Can't wait for this new restaurant to open.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 7h
We're just one week away from the release of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! There's still time to pre-order your copy and receive it on release day, Oct. 6! www.spyandowl.com/re...
The cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING: Five adventurers—a dragonborn paladin, a forest gnome barbarian, an orc druid, a tiefling bard and a goliath sorcerer—are fighting a rakshasa in the richly appointed office of a royal adviser. On the rear wall is a portrait of a handsome, mustachioed human who wears the exact same robes of honor as the rakshasa. The rakshasa is savagely tearing into the paladin's throat with its claws. The look on the paladin's face is of someone unexpectedly confronting his own mortality. The shellshocked barbarian looks like she's about to drop her absurdly oversize axe; the bard and the sorcerer are clearly terrified, holding their weapons limply. The druid, on the other hand, looks resolute, angry and unafraid. The image is accompanied by the words "One more week! Pre-order now!"
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 12h
And if you're in the Chicago area, attend my release-day reading at the Book Cellar in Lincoln Square! www.bookcellarinc.com/keith-ammann...
A composite image featuring the cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, a thumbnail photo of Keith Ammann, the words "TUESDAY OCTOBER 6, 7 PM—REMONSTERED! BOOK LAUNCH" and miscellaneous D&D imagery.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 13h
We're just one week away from the release of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! There's still time to pre-order your copy and receive it on release day, Oct. 6! www.spyandowl.com/re...
The cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING: Five adventurers—a dragonborn paladin, a forest gnome barbarian, an orc druid, a tiefling bard and a goliath sorcerer—are fighting a rakshasa in the richly appointed office of a royal adviser. On the rear wall is a portrait of a handsome, mustachioed human who wears the exact same robes of honor as the rakshasa. The rakshasa is savagely tearing into the paladin's throat with its claws. The look on the paladin's face is of someone unexpectedly confronting his own mortality. The shellshocked barbarian looks like she's about to drop her absurdly oversize axe; the bard and the sorcerer are clearly terrified, holding their weapons limply. The druid, on the other hand, looks resolute, angry and unafraid. The image is accompanied by the words "One more week! Pre-order now!"
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 14h
This book is thick with D&D 5.5 knowledge and also my ink drawings!
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 19h
We're just one week away from the release of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! There's still time to pre-order your copy and receive it on release day, Oct. 6! www.spyandowl.com/re...
The cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING: Five adventurers—a dragonborn paladin, a forest gnome barbarian, an orc druid, a tiefling bard and a goliath sorcerer—are fighting a rakshasa in the richly appointed office of a royal adviser. On the rear wall is a portrait of a handsome, mustachioed human who wears the exact same robes of honor as the rakshasa. The rakshasa is savagely tearing into the paladin's throat with its claws. The look on the paladin's face is of someone unexpectedly confronting his own mortality. The shellshocked barbarian looks like she's about to drop her absurdly oversize axe; the bard and the sorcerer are clearly terrified, holding their weapons limply. The druid, on the other hand, looks resolute, angry and unafraid. The image is accompanied by the words "One more week! Pre-order now!"
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 29/09/2026
Even in Chicago, where our museums are institutional powerhouses, we can see the effects of chronic underfunding as admission prices climb and commercialization infects everything. Wealth concentration robs all of us.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 29/09/2026
The past truly is a foreign country. #DnD
A block of text from the AD&D Wilderness Survival Guide:

"A system for determining the weather at any time and place in the campaign world is a necessary part of a set of rules that defines and describes that world. Yet weather, by its very nature, is anything but systematic. Modem-day meteorologists, armed with all the equipment and knowledge that man has devised and accumulated, still can't always predict with certainty what the
weather will be from one day to the next — so how can a game designer hope to accomplish what they cannot?

"The resolution of this paradox lies in the judicious use of one of
the designer's most valuable tactics: simplicity."A Temperature Variation table that no one in the year 2026 of the Common Era would ever describe as "simple."The sentence that follows the initial excerpt:

"The tables and text on these pages may not look simple at first glance, but they are simple indeed compared to what would have been needed to account for all the combinations of terrain, climate, elevation, and location that exist on Earth."

OH IS THAT THE STANDARD WE'RE MEASURING THIS BY
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is, has been, and will forever remain a @latiajacquise.com appreciation account. She is one of the kindest, most caring, hilarious, brilliant, and talented people I’ve ever met, and there isn’t enough room on the internet to sing her praises highly enough.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 21/09/2026
Come for the discussion of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Stay for the on-the-fly creation of an adventure outline that starts as a fey mafia rivalry and ends as romantic tragedy.
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Keith Ammann and The Gobfather II: Remonstered! (That RPG Podcast #32)
YouTube video by Advanced Old School Revival
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>
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Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 25/09/2026
YouTube is recommending several channels to me featuring some genuinely fascinating-looking historical content, which I'd love to watch, except these channels' creators also make heavy use of genAI to produce their graphics. So I click "Don't Recommend Channel," and YouTube will never tell them why.
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Iam Pace @ipace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For me, passage through valleys accented by precipitous cliffs and peaks embodies travel in fantasy adventure. A place that embodies this is Yosemite. These *cool* winter photos of Yosemite are by photographer Michael Shainblum. #writingcommunity #dnd #photography #art #D&D 📷: Michael Shainblum
This image is by Michael Shainblum.This image is by Michael Shainblum.This image is by Michael Shainblum.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 25/09/2026
Why are we out here judging job APPLICANTS when employers don't bother to acknowledge applications, filter résumés through AI, ghost applicants after they interview, lay new employees off 18 months after hiring them, change in-office-vs.-remote expectations and generally treat workers as disposable?
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Clark Valentine @clarkvalentine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Humans are responsible for the automated systems they build and initiate. Every time. - Says me, a guy who builds automated systems for a living
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 24/09/2026
My next elf character is going to be named Amethyst Woodstar.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know, when I can’t afford something & my credit is maxed out, I just don’t get to have it. So weird. Maybe they should hold a bake sale. That’s how we fund unimportant stuff like education.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 24/09/2026
QsotN: "The inspection of our new castle is not going well. There's a big mold problem in the basement." "Also a slight flooding issue." "Sometimes something good happens. I can't think of any examples right now." "You think I'm good with kids?" "You're the nice one, as far as I can tell." #DnD
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 23/09/2026
🎶 At laaaaaast 🎶
The hand of the author, holding an actual, honest-to-goodness copy of Remonstered! The Monsters Know What They're Doing.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 23/09/2026
The Remonstering is only two weeks away! Are you ready? Pre-order REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING today and have it in your hot little hands the day it hits shelves, Tuesday, Oct. 6! www.spyandowl.com/re...
The cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING: Five adventurers—a dragonborn paladin, a forest gnome barbarian, an orc druid, a tiefling bard and a goliath sorcerer—are fighting a rakshasa in the richly appointed office of a royal adviser. On the rear wall is a portrait of a handsome, mustachioed human who wears the exact same robes of honor as the rakshasa. The rakshasa is savagely tearing into the paladin's throat with its claws. The look on the paladin's face is of someone unexpectedly confronting his own mortality. The shellshocked barbarian looks like she's about to drop her absurdly oversize axe; the bard and the sorcerer are clearly terrified, holding their weapons limply. The druid, on the other hand, looks resolute, angry and unafraid. The cover is accompanied by text reading, "Two more weeks! Pre-order now!"
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 23/09/2026
So does naming it after Ken Griffin.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 23/09/2026
The Remonstering is only two weeks away! Are you ready? Pre-order REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING today and have it in your hot little hands the day it hits shelves, Tuesday, Oct. 6! www.spyandowl.com/re...
The cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING: Five adventurers—a dragonborn paladin, a forest gnome barbarian, an orc druid, a tiefling bard and a goliath sorcerer—are fighting a rakshasa in the richly appointed office of a royal adviser. On the rear wall is a portrait of a handsome, mustachioed human who wears the exact same robes of honor as the rakshasa. The rakshasa is savagely tearing into the paladin's throat with its claws. The look on the paladin's face is of someone unexpectedly confronting his own mortality. The shellshocked barbarian looks like she's about to drop her absurdly oversize axe; the bard and the sorcerer are clearly terrified, holding their weapons limply. The druid, on the other hand, looks resolute, angry and unafraid. The cover is accompanied by text reading, "Two more weeks! Pre-order now!"
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 22/09/2026
Walk with rhythm: Why the archmage isn't the right stat block for a Selesnya wurmcaller. #DnD
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How to Call Your Wurm: Selesnya Conclave Edition - The Monsters Know What They’re Doing
Why use the archmage stat block for a Selesnya wurmcaller? It contains no power to conjure, summon, charm, dominate or even talk to a wurm.
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leaf feet
Photo of a leaf-footed bug, Leptoglossus oppositus, standing on a dead leaf. The bug is dark brown with long red-brown and orange antennae and legs, with the hind pair of legs sporting the wide leaf-shaped protrusions that give this group of bugs their common name.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
13. focusing on people and why people are doing things *does not mean i have to accept how you have defined a process* or agree that LLMs are "good at it"
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
12. it is usually better to focus on people, and why people are doing things a) why are tech CEOs saying these things? b) why are bosses so excited about it? c) why do we write, draw, and make art? d) what is the fucking point?
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
10. if you are defining a process by what it produces, and i am defining a process by how it changes me, we are not talking about the same thing 11. arguing about what tasks LLMs can or cannot do keeps LLMs at the center of the conversation
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
8. often, when people say LLMs "can do" something they mean LLMs can produce output that looks like the output of doing something 9. producing something that looks like the output of doing something is not the same thing as doing it
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
7. "some people find LLMs useful" is a different claim than any of the following: a) LLMs are good at doing the things people use them for b) LLMs are well suited to the tasks for which they are advertised c) LLMs "can do" something
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
5. many people use LLMs to do things, either voluntarily or because their school or job is making them. 6. some people find LLMs useful
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
3. LLMs are ill-suited or dangerous for many of the purposes for which they are advertised 4. there has been a heavy top-down push for institutional adoption by bosses and administrators, which has reinforced public perception that using them is a safe, responsible choice
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
1. most people do not know how LLMs work, or what inherent limitations might exist as a result of that approach 2. companies that make LLMs describe what they can do and how they work in misleading and often contradictory ways
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
as a hater let me acknowledge something ai is good at: producing irritating discourse at scale this is usually because, like "ai" itself, people are talking about different things like they are one thing so let me disentangle, with statements numbered for easy disagreement
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 22/09/2026
Going live with @classicsamnygm.bsky.social. Drop by, say hi!
twitch.tv
ClassicSamNYGM - Live on Twitch
Chatting with Keith Ammann GM, AP Performer & Award-Winning Author of The Monsters Know What They're Doing. | Streaming just chatting.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
these Art Nouveau doors by Ernest Delune in Brussels, Belgium, from the 1900s.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 21/09/2026
Come for the discussion of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Stay for the on-the-fly creation of an adventure outline that starts as a fey mafia rivalry and ends as romantic tragedy.
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Keith Ammann and The Gobfather II: Remonstered! (That RPG Podcast #32)
YouTube video by Advanced Old School Revival
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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Deven Rue 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @devenrue.com · 20/09/2026
"I had to use AI in my module because I can't afford an artist!" Did you even ask? The sheer amount of creators out there that are looking for people to write lore for their maps, art, characters, items, etc. is staggering. Put out a call & ask for shares. You'd be amazed at the results.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 20/09/2026
Trying to keep up with eight different Discord servers is like trying to eat lunch in eight different high school cafeterias.
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Two friends are going to a Ren Faire this weekend, so I made a joke about not knowing they were such big fans of Kylo Ren, and now I totally want to go to a Ren Faire dressed as Kylo Ren so I can spend all day saying to people, “I’m sorry, I misunderstood.”
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 18/09/2026
"What was the name of that science curriculum the teacher mentioned? It began with an A." "I know. That's all I remember. I want to say 'Anthem,' but I know that's not it." "Abigail?" "Apathy?" "Arboreal?" "Antigone?" "Amphipod?" "Amnesty?" "Amplify?" "AMPLIFY!" 21st-century branding, folks.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Biked over and got my covid and flu shots this morning. Think of it as a salute to this guy. But really a salute to science, herd immunity, public health, and survival.
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ROWAN @rowanclair.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hello, I'm an illustrator and surface pattern designer, I love depicting themes of nature, fantasy and the environment with vibrant colours and detail. #PortfolioDay ⭐portfolio - rowanclair.com ✉️contact@rowanclair.com 🌟further links - linktr.ee/rowanclair
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 18/09/2026
But not a Lucky Explorer who Fights With Panache. Or an Honorable Explorer who Solves Mysteries. Or a Guarded Warrior who Channels Divine Blessings. Or a Clever Speaker who Shepherds Spirits. Not anymore. So not THAT limitless. Quite a bit more limited than before, actually.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 17/09/2026
Today's horrifying discovery
en.wikipedia.org
Baby cage - Wikipedia
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 16/09/2026
Tuesday is D&D night—at least, Tuesday, Oct. 6, is! I'll be celebrating the release of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING at the Book Cellar, 4736 N. Lincoln Ave., Chicago, with a reading/signing/Q&A starting at 7 PM. Come join the party! www.bookcellarinc.com/keith-ammann...
A composite image featuring the cover of REMONSTERED! THE MONSTERS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, a thumbnail photo of Keith Ammann, the words "TUESDAY OCTOBER 6, 7 PM—REMONSTERED! BOOK LAUNCH" and miscellaneous D&D imagery.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 17/09/2026
May this precious creature be safe from danger. May it be healthy. May it be happy. May it live with ease.
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Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con @themonstersknow.com · 17/09/2026
Stop and smell the roses—no, really, STOP: conclave dryad tactics. #DnD
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Conclave Dryad Tactics - The Monsters Know What They’re Doing
Conclave dryads are fey beings who serve as clerics, consultants and consiglieri to members of the Selesnya Conclave.
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Three little birds 🪶 🐡
Photo of three small paintings laid out together on a wood desk with the detail brush used to paint them. The left most painting is of a belted kingfisher perched on a dead tree branch against a misty blue-gray background; the middle painting is of a least bittern gripping a plant stem and looking upwards against a golden background; the right most painting is of two great egrets in breeding plumage standing the top of a tree against a stormy looking background.
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