tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026in googling my woes i found the seinfeld episode in question. why was this almost word for word what happened to me except there was in fact no compact vehicle because there were no cars at all www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2G...youtube.com 090
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026lived a seinfeld episode today where i booked a rental car in advance and then showed up to get the rental car i reserved and there was no car and i was told there wouldn't be a car for another day at least ❤️ 3150
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i make almost this exact same thing in the warmer months and it hits every time. only thing i'm not adding is the lime which i need to start adding immediately 110
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026spoke too soon. i was punished for making this post, which tarnished the purity of my heart with the sin of pride 1220
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026runts are and were the only banana candy i not only tolerate but actively seek out at times. mall quarter machine candy. pleasant sensory memory 031
Reposted by tuesdaydavidsocial.com @davidsocial.com · 19/12/2024hi my name's David creator of David Social the most centralized social network of all time, it is run by me David and I (David) am the algorithm and single point of failure of the app. If you would like to join then please send me a message. 111824
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is what david social looks like. instead of followers you have bootlickers, and you can glomp people. i am making friends on david social. if the urge to join david social consumes you tell david that monday told you about it 3300
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026today i joined a social media site called david social . it has like 800 users and the way to join david social is to meet or contact david. i met david at a birthday party. i unfortunately have to report that david social fucking rules 1282
Reposted by tuesdayPrudence Anagram @pruplace.neocities.org · 24/09/2026T-shirt that says "legalize hitting" 1343
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026no matter how many stops are on your metro travel in montreal, it will somehow always take 30 minutes 150
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026no matter how many times i kiss a sick person on the mouth i never get sick. this is because im pure of heart and god loves me 0182
Reposted by tuesdayUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you* 332096614
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the two that keep me up the most are a shrimp burger flavor shrimp chip i bought at don qijote in japan and a korean multigrain krave cereal type cookies and cream snack bought at an h-mart in 2018. i'll never know them again . idek what they're called. how do i go on 3180
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026are you haunted by a snack you had once or twice and then never again. i lie awake at night thinking of these lost snacks 4300
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026taobao, etsy shops, and i have one (1) from piyama! eileen west has some cute ones but i havent bought any yet. i try to only buy cotton and linen 020
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026big tshirt still has a time and place but im so nightiepilled. i feel like i should be wearing one of those long hats and holding a candlestick. i feel so whimsical in my nightgowns. sometimes its a silk slip with a cardigan and long socks which makes me feel very lifetime movie 1180
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026acquiring cute nightgowns to wear at home instead of a big tshirt has done something for my mental wellbeing but im not sure what yet . highly recommend. i want to show you my collection 2200
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026psyllium husk is goated for me bc it slows glucose uptake which dextrin does not . i wish it wasnt slimy though. i have shit genetics so i have to watch my blood sugar 💔 120
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i eat the pocporn out the bag with a spoon so i dont get my fingers greasy. 31 has never been so glamorous 0120
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026lately my girl dinner of choice is a bag of costco microwave popcorn with garlic powder on it, pickled green beans out of the jar, and a fucking glass of metamucil. what that mean 4160
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i was literally just thinking last night as i fell asleep how i don't think ive literally EVER seen a drawn outie style pussy. meanwhile i've seen at least two up close and personal so like this is not some cryptid 110
Reposted by tuesdayUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026HULK DEPLOYING WARING HULKSTORM INBOUND 13412156
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026friend of mine was telling me about some "two bite grapes" she ate recently and i wondered what she meant. these are without a doubt two bite grapes 010
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 11/09/20264chan was never good but somehow /ck/ still hits sometimes 0262
Reposted by tuesdayw hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"women used to be objects who were only defined by how men reacted to them. then one of them made me look her in the eyes and see her as a person. I saw her pain and decided women actually fucking suck" 11303
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026saw after hours last night and i think it has to be one of the top films of all time for me. been replaying scenes in my mind all day . i dont even know how to recommend it to people because the only way i can describe it is "guy has a really bad night in soho" 1120
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026worst part is i wasn't even wearing cute underwear bc i figured in a skirt this long there's a 0% chance anyways gonna see. turns out that chance is more like .01% 2180
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026wore this outfit again today and a wind blew the whole skirt clear up to my shoulders. all of a major artery of downtown montreal saw my business. it was cartoonish and humbling 1330
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i definitely can't have these they'd turn me into someone i wouldn't recognize 010
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026youtu.be/uxi_37zbx1E?...youtu.beP'tit Belliveau - J'aimerais d'avoir un John Deere (Official Music Video)YouTube video by P'tit Belliveau 270
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026there's a box of them near me rn and i've already eaten two and tbe devil in me is acting up 130
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the gene or devil in question may just be insulin resistance but not all sweets create this effect on me. some deep primordial part of me instinctively craves the specific combination of cereal and marshmallow 0100
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i have some kind of gene that makes rice crispy treats and similar cereal based sweets the most delectable foodstuff imaginable and i actually can't be near them because all my self control and sense of moderation evaporates and a devil takes over my body 4250
Reposted by tuesdayHella (commissions closed) @hellasarthole.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Splish splash :D 117527
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026orthopedic shoes are where it's at . real leather and well made. old people know whats up. i bought these shoes in two colors and walked all over japan in them painlessly 030
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026blouse taobao . skirt brilliladies on etsy. shoes old lady orthopedic shoe store in oregon city. legs unshaved 1170
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026today's fit check . 100% cotton and linen so it's ok even in the heat.. if u even care .... 6632
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026also watched this happen on my first flight of the day. love you canada but your airline is shit from a butt 280
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ME TOO BRO like i know they're understaffed and it's not their fault or whatever but no airline has ever fucked me over as consistently as air canada. watched them ruin two people's days this morning in a way so absurd it seemed fictional . i don't trust them with my bag 110
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026spent a million years organizing and tetrising my belongings to avoid checking a bag and did it perfectly and got through TSA without issue and air canada forced me to check it at the gate anyway 2140
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026monday at the chicken window (fed a chicken a cherry tomato) 1220
tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026fell in love very quickly with a waitress the other night and never saw her again after i perhaps unsubtly said SHES SO FUCKING CUTE SHES EXACTLY MY TYPE to the person i was with at the restaurant. sorry im no better than a man 0260
