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Kyle Schwerin

@kleshreen.bsky.social
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T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. Progressive. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 4h
Baker Mayfield is not gonna be the starter when he gets back, is he?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 7h
You should check out the number of wins that Warren Spahn had with each of the teams he played for, and also the number of hits he had as a batter with each of the teams he played for.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 10h
Obviously! I need to figure out how to do this in Paint.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 10h
Why are there not a bevy of gifs of @chriswarcraft.bsky.social punting republicans down various football fields by now
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 15h
Peach Belt Conference, actually, Jerry.
A map of the Peach Belt Conference's various schools, including Flagler, Georgia Southwestern, Columbus State, Georgia College, Augusta, Clayton State, North Georgia, Young Harris, Lander, USC Aiken, Francis Marion, and UNC Pembroke.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h
Oh yeah, those are definitely the Big Two when it comes to understanding socialism. Check out the big brain on J.D. here! He's definitely not an idiot.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Junior Spivey
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's right, though. I think I would prefer ingesting super sweeteners and super flavoring. That sounds like I'd turn in to some kind of mutant hero.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was a time for a long while there where you could argue the only good part of the Lions were their DT's every single year. We went from Shaun Rogers/Luther Elliss/Dan Wilkinson to Cory Redding to Ndamukong Suh in the 2000's/early 2010's. Then Ngata, Snacks Harrison, in to Alim McNeill!
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't wanna brag or make anyone jealous, but you should know we already won a free apple pie and a free double cheeseburger on McDonald's Monopoly.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd melt a kraft single on top and eat it with a fork lol
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It annoys me SO MUCH that they called that movie "Other Mommy" when "Other Mother" is literally right there.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ngl that looks good af
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh dang. I wasn't up to date on non-Tigers intra-team drama. Tell me if I should be supporting Frank or the White Sox in this. lol
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Hurt!?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chill out, Bill. His translator has the under on all his props today. Let a man help his bud out.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would love to get an EV, but the electrical system in my garage was deemed dangerous by our home inspector and would need to be entirely removed and re-done to handle a charger, so. 🙃
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same. I had to crack open my fridge cig strawberries and cream dr pepper today to stay awake.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like they're gouging people for EV's knowing that they won't get as much money from doing maintenance on them. Defeats the entire purpose.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You should be ashamed of this article. You should never have a job in the industry again, to be quite honest. How do you let through "lifelong democrat until 2024" when the simplest of Facebook searches reveals the exact opposite? Do you people not do the most BASIC research on anything?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those numbers are insane. I pay only $400 a month to lease my 2025 Equinox AWD, and it was only $750 down.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Embarrassed Kid During Interview
Alt: A little kid giving an interview to a reporter is laughing and then starts crying
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YEA I ALREADY SAW THAT DESPITE BEING THE HIGHEST SCORING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE I'M 2-2 HENRY. THANK YOU.
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Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone Meme
Alt: Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone Meme
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Caliendo? The guy who does impressions? 😏
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joseph A. Bank is where I bought my suits for friend's weddings directly after college because it was the absolute cheapest place to get one. This is incredible.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excuse me, is that 1980 Michigan 145 pound state champion Scott Rechsteiner?
A picture of a poster that shows Scott Rechsteiner in a wrestling pose. In the upper left, it says "1980 State Champion 145 LBS"
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody can say my last name correctly, but I at least gave some leeway to the people who would say "schwear-in". What I didn't understand were the people who said "Sherwin". Like where are you getting that?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So they're getting rid of their sports information department, is what they're saying. And Hudl is already doing statistics automatically for volleyball. Tough times ahead for college athletic communications offices.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crap
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Jameson Williams could catch, it would be Jared Goff. 😭
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The GOP is the party of rapists and rape apologists and pedophiles and pedophile defenders. These are true statements that are not on every Dem mailer and radio and TV ad but should be.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm in a fantasy league this year where we draft one player each week. It's cumulative scoring. So like week 1, I had the #1 pick, I took Josh Allen. Week 2, I was the leader of the league, picked last (8th), got JSN. Week 3, I took Achane. Dead. Week 4, I took Jeremiyah Love. Dying. 😭
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to be a Bijan Robinson hater tonight. The one team I have him on is down 21 points but also has Olave and Carlson going. I'm facing Bijan in two other leagues. So I think I need a catastrophically-bad Bijan game and an incredible Olave game lol.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For real! When I was a kid of the mid-90's, you'd hear the ice cream truck music when it pulled in to the trailer park. And it would slow roll at the speed of "however fast it goes when you aren't touching the pedals" and give time to get shoes on. Now? Hear the music for maybe 5 seconds total, gone
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We finally got our chimney worked on last week after weeks of trying to get anyone to give us a quote. They came by today and took the wood off the concrete shoulder they did. It looks like absolute garbage and is sloped towards the house. Why is it so difficult to get competent construction?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone else live in a neighborhood where you still get ice cream trucks? And if you do, do they also go like 35 mph with the music on, making it impossible for anyone to actually get out of their house in time to wave them down? Because that's what happens in my neighborhood.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That looks like a Colston Loveland problem to me. Blame it on him.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speaking of incredible 90's foods, I miss the WWF Superstars ice cream sandwiches. They briefly came back a few years ago and they were just as good as I remembered.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sick to my stomach that I have to vote for her. I can not wait for 2028 already to have someone primary her.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is my honor and privilege to announce that President @barackobama.bsky.social is joining us on the trail in Detroit on Saturday, October 24. Get. Ready.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Roosevelt University has a Syrr Harrington, WR Dash Dorsey, EhZerrick Kennard, and Fearghal Mac Cearra)
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is Trump admitting they are rigging the midterms for republicans, by the way. Are @democrats.org going to do anything about it? @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? @schumer.senate.gov? Anyone? Anything?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We got a pilot channeling his inner Rocky from Project Hail Mary over here.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Collinsworth also said in the first quarter that he has been very impressed with Jahmyr Gibbs' blocking ability in pass protection the last few weeks, when he has unequivocally been one of the worst pass blocking RB's in the entire NFL.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is Campbell challenging that? What are you doing?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Admittedly, I don't know how to evaluate linebackers properly, I don't watch them as much as the other position groups, but it sure feels like the Lions LB group has been absolutely awful this season.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lions line up offsides seemingly once or twice every single game. I don't understand.
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And he also said "the last few weeks" when Gibbs has been maybe the worst pass blocking back in the entire NFL this year?
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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is going on with Jamo?
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