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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 4h

Trajan Langdon is a coward, and he sucks. Jalen Duren HAS LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO PLAY FOR THE PISTONS. WHY ARE YOU CAVING TO HIS DEMANDS!?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 4h

He's talking about 12 people.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 6h

@optimusfantasy.com guys. Emergency meeting. Full dynasty. What do we think?

A Fantasy football trade offer showing the following:
Cooper Kupp, Saquon Barkley, Josh Allen, Chris Olave, George Holani, and Kenyon Sadiq for Derrick Henry, Kalif Raymond, Joe Burrow, Chuba Hubbard, Puka Nacua, and Brian Thomas Jr.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 6h

I can't wait to catch this in SkyCards.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 9h

They're actively stealing the midterm elections, by the way. Right now. At this moment. Are any dems in congress going to do anything about it? Or just get on social media and demand we vote harder in 2028 after R's keep power in the house and senate in a month?

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 9h

The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask

The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 21h

This picture perfectly depicts everything about false male confidence and toxicity. Look at their faces. They're 100% smug and confident. Both of them. Only to be LOUDLY proven wrong only seconds later. And Schmitt still went on a podcast later that day claiming he was right! STILL!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22h

“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really need Jalen Hurts to throw or run for a TD on this next drive or @lastofthebugs.bsky.social is going to quit playing fantasy football forever. This game doesn't make sense.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just a bevy of stupid coaching decisions on both sides of the ball in this quarter. Good gosh.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm always confused as to how a late hit personal foul penalty is not considered a dead ball foul. Sure seems like it should not be offset by a penalty that happens during the play if the nature of the personal foul is literally after the play is complete.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's funniest to me about this MNF anthem is that like 60% of the people watching this game are just SEETHING at that rendition lmao. Losers. Get rekt.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: Crap, I forgot to take our Abdul sign out of the yard before the chimney repair people came to set up their stuff, they probably hate us now. Molly: It's okay, they'll know we're ~dangerous~ and won't want to mess with us. 😤 @abdulelsayed.bsky.social attack ads working, just not how R's wanted.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is literally every business with everything now. Just impossible to communicate with on anything. And these are the best ones because they're the only business that responded to my service request!

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had a filling done today and now it's lunch time but I'm always scared to eat the first time after a dental procedure. I gotta give it more time until I forget it happened lol

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2026 American League MVP Kevin McGonigle?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is this the greatest time in NFL history for tight ends? It feels like there's 10 TE's in the NFL right now who could end up being in the top 15 TE's of all time lol

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've only seen Bucs/Vikings that has been shown on Red Zone, but twice now they've shown Baker being sacked after getting punched in the facemask by a defender, which I thought was an automatic penalty lol

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So there's literally no good teams in the NFL this year lol

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've never noticed how awful Jahmyr Gibbs is at blocking until today. This dude can't pick up blitzers and he can't block for WR screens outside. What in the world lol

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't understand that 3rd down play from the Lions. Goff saw the blitz before the snap, killed the called play, and then the play they ran was a disaster that played right in to the exact blitz they gave away before the snap.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol John Henry Daley cost Michigan the game. Wild.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At this point I'm kind of hoping Bryce Underwood does transfer this off-season to free Michigan's offense from this 10 million dollar prison.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How is every single Democrat not talking about how Republicans don't know what insurance is? This statement alone is impeachable. Will SOMEONE ask them how someone can commit fraud where they pay the government and then get nothing in return? ANYONE? HELLO? @democrats.org? IS ANYONE HOME?

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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oneil Cruz is Justin Verlander's 3555th career strikeout.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Justin Verlander about to take the mound for the last game of his career. =(

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026

Wait you guys are getting job interviews?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Computa, how many days in a row can I eat EZ Mac for lunch before it kills me?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Literal first tiktok on my FYP was this group of three girls complaining about how bad "Cleveland!" was and how they're embarrassed, and I just know these grief-eating dinguses are still gonna be in the Ticketmaster queue for the next tour and it's gonna pmo.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Are the strings of whatever in Patient Zero from Isn't She Lovely? Or am I crazy lol

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm in this picture. This is us when we travel to Chicago for Shake Shack and Jack In The Box.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Cleveland!" is such a funny name for a song lol. I hope Drew Carey is a feature on it.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm tellin you right now. I think by the year....2032, the majority of MLB teams are going to have 13 pitchers throwing like 105 innings each. It'll just be a new pitcher every inning, and they pitch like 4 times a week.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jared Goff is the most electrifying man in football.

A graphic showing that out of the six highest scoring NFL games played since 2016, Jared Goff has been a QB in four of them.
2018 Rams vs Chiefs - 105 points (Goff played for Rams)
2026 Panthers vs Bears - 96 points
2019 Rams vs Buccaneers - 95 points (Goff played for Rams)
2019 Saints vs 49ers - 94 points
2022 Lions vs Seahawks - 93 points (Goff played for Lions)
2024 Lions vs Bills - 90 points (Goff played for Lions)

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who do I talk to about making it so TV and movie production studios stop doing the thing where they show someone's cell phone screen and you have to read the world's thinnest font on a white background that is impossible unless you're 3 feet from your screen? Can we please stop that?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

These idiots don't know how insurance works.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Something is up with this Swift drop. Why is there a whole substantial marketing campaign happening (pfp changes, etc.) for what is essentially a bonus track on an already-released album? WHY is a bonus track going out as a single!? THE AESTHETIC DOESN'T MATCH, WHAT IS HAPPENING I HAVE QUESTIONS.

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What Is Going On? Meme

Alt: Jim Halpert from The Office yelling WHAT IS GOING ON at the screen.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Y'all. This is easy. There's 3 words before the first "0". Obviously, it means 3,000. We're getting a 3,000 song album. You're welcome.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every time a white guy on the Rams catches a ball, I just assume it is Ben Skowronek.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My football friends, I have a hot take, possibly. Are we sure that Joe Burrow is a top 10 NFL QB?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That's an absolutely absurd upheld decision by the referees against the Colts.

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Alright, crew. We're looking for 20 points combined from Jonathan Taylor and then either Puka or Malachi Fields to win the week in our big money league. Let's get this done tonight, JT!

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Did Charles Cross for the Seahawks just hurt himself by spiking the football in celebration?

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This 1 PM slate of games is DRUNK

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Kyle Schwerin @kleshreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

35-0 GV at the end of the 1st Q.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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