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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A mysterious amalgam of JL Borges, HP Lovecraft. Hunter S. Thompson and William S. Burroughs. samkriss.substack.com/p/the-marria...
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The marriage of the sun and the moon
Nothing in this world is superfluous
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And turns out "we need you in the Treasury to deliver your agenda" was defence spending code not immigration cutting code
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you want people in Aberdeen dancing in the streets, then let's begin by re-skilling everyone in the oil and gas industry to work in renewables. The UK cannot repeat the mistakes of the '80s by abandoning workers in heavy industry, and destroying Scottish communities as we did in Notts and Yorks.
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Out-of-band monitoring. I said "out-of-band" *taps mic* Is this thing on?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
How To Spot A Fascist by Umberto Eco is widely available in print for little money, and in large part online for free. It should be required reading. (Arendt is optional to those of you in a hurry.) archive.org/details/umbe...
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How To Spot A Fascist (Umberto Eco) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
byUmberto Eco,Alastair McEwen (Translator),HOW TO SPOT A FASCIST is a selection of three thought-provoking essays on freedom and fascism, censorship and...
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13/07/2025
Here is a non TikTok link. Watch this. www.offtiktok.com/post/41033
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Watch The New York Times's video off TikTok
The actor Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody, the author, actress and playwright, recently discussed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel, Gaza and reflected on what it means to be Jewish today i...
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
funny how Mandy Patinkin is a thousand times more thoughtful and compelling than two of the NYT’s paid opinion columnists combined www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8huebcu/
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I know someone who worked on DCS/CP. Senior staff rushed it out the door in a classic case of CV-driven development, and moved on to better things before the shit hit the fan.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
In NYT headline style: "If Mamdani is Sure of Qualifications, Why Won't He Submit to Phrenology Exam?"
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Honestly, it makes me nostalgic for the days when the *Chans would get irked by some shit they'd seen, and would crowdsource a DDoS. Low Orbit Ion Cannon, anyone? How 'bout that "Jewish Space Laser," motherfucker?
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It really gets my goat when clowns like this try to hide their behaviour behind a spurious diagnosis of autism. It also gets my goat when idiots like him - and the fucking Guardian - use "neurodiverse" (a term for a population) when they want "neurodivergent." www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Gregg Wallace fired from MasterChef as 50 people tell BBC of fresh allegations
Sacking comes before publication of report on claims about presenter’s behaviour
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Good luck to #Mamdani. I hope the lack of executive experience even sensible outlets have remarked upon is no impediment to success. The experienced ones have mostly turned out gross and corrupt.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Dude doesn't even drink and he still writes like this.
The sites that we hit in Iran were totally destroyed, and everyone knows it. Only the Fake News would say anything different in order to try and demean, as much as possible — And even they say they were “pretty well destroyed!” Working especially hard on this falsehood is Allison Cooper of Fake News CNN, Dumb Brian L. Roberts, Chairman of “Con”cast, Jonny Karl of ABC Fake News, and always, the Losers of, again, Concast’s NBC Fake News. It never ends with the sleazebags in the Media, and that’s why their Ratings are at an ALL TIME LOW — ZERO CREDIBILITY!
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Article I Section 8 of the US Constitution is back in the news. The framers debated "make war" vs "declare war" and came down eventually on the latter. And here we are again, regretting it all. constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay...
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The ball was heading in, fully six foot high. He stopped it. #Athleticism #coys #VandeVen
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This club really does a number on you. #thfc #coys
WhatsApp messages about the freeing of an injured bird being a metaphor for Tottenham's chances in the Europa League final. The bird died.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Absolutely over the fucking moon to have been there. #COYS
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Lads, it's United #COYS
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This is why we can't have nice things
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
FAO: #infosec This is why you should not believe your monitoring.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
12yo: So we just got to chapter 3 in Animal Farm Me: Yes. 12yo: And, I don't know, I'm starting to really get annoyed with the pigs. Me: Go on. 12yo: I mean. They say that want every animal to be equal, but this doesn't sound equal to me. Me: Keep reading. No notes from me. :)
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The old "two buttons" meme, asking our hero to choose between dying in prison or getting orthodontic treatment
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
#booksky
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"particularly men"
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is eight thousand six hundred and forty seven.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Counterpoint to everyone saying: "men, pls go get a PSA test" theconversation.com/four-reasons...
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Four reasons I won’t have a prostate cancer blood test
Cancer Council Australia and the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia yesterday released new draft guidelines to help GPs counsel men who ask about prostate cancer tests. They advise GPs to explain...
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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Maybe, just maybe, you weren't voting for what you thought you were voting for. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘It feels like we never left’: resentment builds in one of UK’s firmest Brexit-backing areas
Keir Starmer says Britons have moved on but many in Thurrock think they were lied to in debate about leaving EU
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Men! How many times did _you_ think of ancient Rome today? Maybe think about calling your mother instead.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 19/05/2025
“Sesame Street” has found itself a new home. Netflix announced that the decades-old public educational television program will premiere its 56th season on the global streaming giant, along with 90 hours of previous episodes.
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‘Sesame Street’ is coming to Netflix with new streaming deal
“Sesame Street” will release episodes on both PBS Kids and Netflix later this year.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Members of "book" clubs whose chief purpose is a piss-up frequently skip the reading altogether, e.g. Remembrance of Books Passed
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This aged well.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Is it the grocer's apostrophe, or the grocers' apostrophe?
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Bring back the Inquisition
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I can't work out if Your Friends and Neighbors is a satire or a luxury goods infomercial.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 01/05/2025
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Four barrel cacti I met today...
spiny yellow spokes on a bloat tireterrestrial closed green sea anemone blob with yellow spine spokesbiometric air conditioning unit with feathery yellow spines serrating green filtersclosed vegetal armadillo ball in green armor slats punctuated by slivery joint spikes
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
OK nerds, here's a TANGO for you to down www.whitehouse.gov/news/
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News
The latest transcripts, proclamations, executive orders, and press releases from The White House.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Liars, incompetents, and incompetent liars.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/04/2025
very strong headline
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Trump's first 'new media' briefing hosts influencer who spent 7 days convinced the moon disappeared
'Has anyone seen the moon lately? I've been looking for 7 days.'
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
*crass joke alert* If there was ever a man who didn't need a beard ...
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ahahahaha! This is playground bully stuff. They threaten to steal your lunch money. You smack them in the face and make sure the teacher sees it. They cry and say it was all a misunderstanding. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/b...
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Trump Officials Blame Mistake for Setting Off Confrontation With Harvard
An official on the administration’s antisemitism task force told the university that a letter of demands had been sent without authorization.
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The Assisi Project @assisiproject.com · 21/04/2025
"There can be no peace without freedom of religion, freedom of thought, freedom of expression and respect for the views of others (4-20-25)." #PopeFrancis
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Tonie S @orphanantoina.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm not a Catholic or a fan of organized religion but I join in mourning for Pope Francis. A pope of the people. His kindness and humanity shone through. Rest in heavenly peace.
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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Too early to say what his legacy will be, but I'll say this: #PopeFrancis wrote an encyclical on the environment (Laudato si') which everyone should read, especially political leaders who profess to be men and women of faith but are happy to trash their God's creation.
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