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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Perhaps he thought he was on University Challenge and had been forced to introduce himself to the camera.

klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A mysterious amalgam of JL Borges, HP Lovecraft. Hunter S. Thompson and William S. Burroughs. samkriss.substack.com/p/the-marria...

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The marriage of the sun and the moon

Nothing in this world is superfluous

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is what University Challenge contestants do when they've just had to introduce themselves.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Like wasting 20 years away from home having fought a pointless war, and the only one to recognise you is your dog, who immediately dies, is not horror enough.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What a zero. Somehow looks like he's been photsopped into every picture he appears in.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"I'm sorry, Donald. I'm afraid I can't do that"

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Wait till these dorks figure out that these guys are the original Aryans.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The film that launched a thousand shitposts.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

1. "Day one" and "still" are not exactly easy semantic bedfellows 2. You're shame-quoting your own account with a screenshot.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Top tip: don't say this on social media.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Saints (among others) legend. All the kids in early 80s primary schools wanted to be King Kev.

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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

And turns out "we need you in the Treasury to deliver your agenda" was defence spending code not immigration cutting code

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This is a semantic distinction almost nobody whose torso is outside a fuselage at 40,000ft would be minded to entertain.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

If you want people in Aberdeen dancing in the streets, then let's begin by re-skilling everyone in the oil and gas industry to work in renewables. The UK cannot repeat the mistakes of the '80s by abandoning workers in heavy industry, and destroying Scottish communities as we did in Notts and Yorks.

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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Out-of-band monitoring. I said "out-of-band" *taps mic* Is this thing on?

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If they need two presenters, for the bantz and whatnot, they could get Little Chef on board too.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I think you have it. I read a bit about the Code Talkers and they coined the term "iron fish" for submarine, which until then they lacked. So why not "angry fish" while they're at it?

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

How To Spot A Fascist by Umberto Eco is widely available in print for little money, and in large part online for free. It should be required reading. (Arendt is optional to those of you in a hurry.) archive.org/details/umbe...

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How To Spot A Fascist (Umberto Eco) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

byUmberto Eco,Alastair McEwen (Translator),HOW TO SPOT A FASCIST is a selection of three thought-provoking essays on freedom and fascism, censorship and...

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

funny how Mandy Patinkin is a thousand times more thoughtful and compelling than two of the NYT’s paid opinion columnists combined www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8huebcu/

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Well yeah, mutton is an English word for sheep meat, clearly derived from mouton (or a common root). The whole "Latin" thing above is a bit imprecise; the derivations of English meat words are Norman French.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Curious about the Navajo having a name for them. I wonder if it implies they once lived much closer to the coast.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I know someone who worked on DCS/CP. Senior staff rushed it out the door in a classic case of CV-driven development, and moved on to better things before the shit hit the fan.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Ah, serendipity! bsky.app/profile/uncl...

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

We still have "poultry" from Middle English pultrie, from Old French pouletrie.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Honestly, it makes me nostalgic for the days when the *Chans would get irked by some shit they'd seen, and would crowdsource a DDoS. Low Orbit Ion Cannon, anyone? How 'bout that "Jewish Space Laser," motherfucker?

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Maybe. But it doesn't spend enough of its time bitching about the lack of an edit button or suspecting it's been shadowbanned for that to be true.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

What the fuck did they train this thing on? I can't believe Musk himself has a sufficient corpus.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Just imagine the student feedback. It would at least yield a new term: "macroagression."

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

It really gets my goat when clowns like this try to hide their behaviour behind a spurious diagnosis of autism. It also gets my goat when idiots like him - and the fucking Guardian - use "neurodiverse" (a term for a population) when they want "neurodivergent." www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

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Gregg Wallace fired from MasterChef as 50 people tell BBC of fresh allegations

Sacking comes before publication of report on claims about presenter’s behaviour

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Terrible news. So much achieved already but so much more to look forward to. And his brother too. Their poor family. 🥺 I hope one day they will be comforted by how much he was loved by so many.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

IRL he looks exactly what I imagine newborns looked like in the time of the Giants.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Choosing two completely unrelated fixed points -- the coldest brine mixture Fahrenheit could dream up, and an inaccurate meaurement of human body temperature -- is pure crackpot shit.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The Venetians have been complaining about overtourism for decades. Now this dude basically shuts down the city for three days and pays for the privilege, yet still they whine. Show a little gratitude, folks!

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Good luck to #Mamdani. I hope the lack of executive experience even sensible outlets have remarked upon is no impediment to success. The experienced ones have mostly turned out gross and corrupt.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Facial injustice, plain and simple. Think of those who have no chins at all.

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

When he said that Israel and Iran have no idea WTF they're doing, I thought "that makes three of you."

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Dude doesn't even drink and he still writes like this.

The sites that we hit in Iran were totally destroyed, and everyone knows it. Only the Fake News would say anything different in order to try and demean, as much as possible — And even they say they were “pretty well destroyed!” Working especially hard on this falsehood is Allison Cooper of Fake News CNN, Dumb Brian L. Roberts, Chairman of “Con”cast, Jonny Karl of ABC Fake News, and always, the Losers of, again, Concast’s NBC Fake News. It never ends with the sleazebags in the Media, and that’s why their Ratings are at an ALL TIME LOW — ZERO CREDIBILITY!

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Article I Section 8 of the US Constitution is back in the news. The framers debated "make war" vs "declare war" and came down eventually on the latter. And here we are again, regretting it all. constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay...

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klein häschen @kleinhaeschen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Better than a goal. My God what a block.

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