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Am Anfang war etwas mit einem Backofen, aber wie es weiterging hab ich vergessen. [she/they]

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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lasst euch im Eiscafe von Kellnern nicht verarschen. Ich hab dem 5,50€ gesagt und er hat einfach ohne es mir zu zeigen 6,00€ draus gemacht. Is mir schnuppe von Geld her, aber wenn Kellner das andauernd machen??? 😵‍💫
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched all the main ones as a kid to some degree but none really stuck like Conan 🙈😵‍💫 #anime #recommendation
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cal @calysto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good food and even better company ☺️ @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Urbz is a really good point. But i mainly put in the games that i played the most hours of 🙈
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Quentin Lichtblau @lichtblauq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ich warte ja immer auf die "Warum wählen so viele junge Menschen links?"-Berichterstattung aber im Gegensatz zu den 3000 Storys über AfD-Teens kommt die irgendwie nicht ???
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Baron von Agitpop @agitpopblog.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Bernd das Brot.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Erstes mal Spazieren gehen seit 3 Monaten 🥹 Man vergisst schon was Freiheit is wenn man Zeug nich mehr machen kann.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Berlin Berlin wir fahren nach Berlin 🔥🔥🔥
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every single thing i know about fish is from video games
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LobbyControl @lobbycontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Überraschung: Medienunternehmer fordert Privatisierung der öffentlich rechtlichen Konkurrenz. Gratulation auch an die @szde.bsky.social und andere Medien, dass sie Weimers hier sehr relevanten Interessenkonflikt mit keinem Wort erwähnen.
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Weimer denkt über Privatisierung des ZDF nach
Auf einer Konferenz in Berlin regte der Kulturstaatsminister einen Umbau des öffentlich-rechtlichen Mediensystems an. Dazu könnte auch eine Zusammenlegung von ARD-Anstalten gehören.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Langsam wirds richtig unlustig mit den Nosferatu Spinnen. Die sind ja echt einfach überall dieses Jahr und jetzt wollen die alle hier rein 💀
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HUH! Booster is the discounter version of Red BULL??? Makes a lot of sense suddenly. 😳
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chimera @chimeraxmachina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The phone should never have been released from its shackles. It was meant to be chained to the wall. The cord was a protective measure.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/09/2026
theguardian.com
Global heating will hit at least 1.8C, UN warns, and there are ‘no good outcomes’
But scientists say the world could get back to 1.5C through deep, rapid emissions cuts and removing carbon from the atmosphere
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/09/2026
To be clear, overshooting 1.5 degrees is not an invitation to give up. It means we have to work even harder to return to a lower baseline. The authors emphasize: “Every fraction of a degree matters, and every year spent in overshoot increases climate risks and the potential for irreversible losses."
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The jack of all trades is looking for yet another trade
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Most compulsive ADHD thought I had in a while: „I wanna learn Blackjack card counting“
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/08/2026
“Why didn’t scientists warn us?”
Newspaper clipping:

Thr Rodnen & Otamatea Times
WAITEMATA & KAIPARA GAZETTE
PRIOE~10s perannum in adrance
WARKWORTE, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14, 1912
3d per Copy.
Science Notes and News.
COAL CONSUMPTION AFFECT.
ING CLIMATE.
The furnaces of the world are now
burning about
2,000,000,000 tons of
coal a ycar.
When this is burned,
uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly. This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the carth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries.
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
„Kannst du den Flyer ins Netz stellen?“ Ja klar. Einfach irgendwo ins Netz oder was? Ich lad den flyer einfach auf Chefkoch hoch diggah
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I‘m already absolutely perforated by grass mites. I can not deal with those as well 😭🫠
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you are outside trying to get inside bc its getting chilly. Please stay in line!! We are full. We cant let anyone else in. Sorry @ all the spiders. Just stay outside thanks.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On another note. Did you know that the rather large light brownish looking spiders you might see these days are the invasive species of Nosferatu Spiders that are here in Europe thanks to the climate warming and they can actually bite (none lethally). PS: they survive your vacuum bc they are tough
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I honestly think that spiders could be rebranded as not so awful if all they did was hopping around like bunnies or crickets. Still annoying. But not fucking ol creepy long legs crawling around like they are giving off the worst rancid toxic vibes ever.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton in one day? Hello 2016 is this u??? 😭
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9-5 by Dolly forever a working class classic 🫡 When will country music have class consciousness again RIP to an icon
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Brad Meltzer @bradmeltzer.com · 25/08/2026
Writer. Philanthropist. Businesswoman. Kindest around. Her Imagination Library has gifted over 300 million books, and that number grows by 2 million every month! The first book she started with? The Little Engine that Could. She will forever amaze me. RIP Dolly Parton #dollyparton
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is probably also why i have to inject myself with heparin rn to avoid this due to my leg beibg forced to be immobile. Finally public health reacted to it a little bit inform of more preventative measures.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My atheist mother seeing a terminally ill bird which is way too trusting of humans because of this: 🫴🏻Is this the reincarnation of my beloved neighbour that died of cancer 2 years ago?
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just paper after paper that proves that the profit incentive over everything is absolutely terminally destructive Like… no shit Sherlock. 😭 Can we do something about it now or do we let CEOs and companies ruin the economy once more and cause disproportional suffering for the poor-average citizen?
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The best thing i ever did was introduce my none european friends to the berd das brot „mist“ reaction image 🥹
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Bernd das Brot: Mist Bernd
ALT: Bernd das Brot: Mist Bernd
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Lorenz Meyer @thereallorenzmeyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weil der Mann, der uns seit einem Jahr erklärt, wir arbeiteten zu wenig und feierten zu gern krank, gerade Sommerpause macht.
zeit.de: drohnanangriff: der kanzler schweigt. warum?
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Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bewerbungsportale mit 11!!! tabs in denen man Zeug ausfüllen soll und Fragen beantworten!!! 🤪🤪🤪 Teilweise bis 500 Zeichen! Zusätzlich dann natürlich trotzdem noch Lebenlauf, Zeugnisse, Arbeitszeugnis und Motivationsschreiben anfügen!!! Ich dreh noch durch 😭
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It should have been my power washer summer. But my body knew and nerfed me to a „can bare go anywhere“ summer 😭 (knee is fucked)
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cool. Elon Musk accidentally bombed the moon 🙂
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.
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Lorenz Meyer @thereallorenzmeyer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Für den Umbau politischer Bildung braucht es keine AfD-Regierung: Laut RND soll die bpb sich künftig verstärkt um Linksextremismus kümmern. Zuständig ist das Innenministerium von Alexander Dobrindt, der 2018 in der Welt die "konservative Revolution der Bürger" ausrief. 1/2
rnd.de
Fokus auf Linksextremismus: Bundeszentrale für politische Bildung plant Kurswechsel
Der bisherige Präsident der Einrichtung, Sönke Rix, schied in der vorigen Woche auf eigenen Wunsch nach nur fünf Monaten aus. Die BpB will sich nun stärker auf ihren „Kernauftrag“ konzentrieren. Die B...
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You Know Who @MuskTillDawn
X.com
Well you fucking suck at it
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@Elonspacemedia •40
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Because the almost only men version of jackass ended and apparently was kinda toxic towards women the same women that had a bad experience on it are crowdfunding their own show now 💪 The counter culture i really enjoy. gofund.me/8bdc06beb
gofund.me
Donate to Jackpuss, organized by Rachel Wolfson
Jackass alumni Rachel Wolfson and Natalie Palamides team up to prove women are stupid  This will cove… Rachel Wolfson needs your support for Jackpuss
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
X.com
Elon has been melting down and raging nonstop since his interview with The Economist and Chef Andres is one of the best and kindest humans on planet earth.
Chef José Andrés
@che... • 1d
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Elon drink a glass of water before you tweet...you may build rockets and satellites and cars and anything else you want...and we thank you! but you can not call a great journalist that actually ask you good questions and enemy to humanity! You sound and act like a tyrant....change!
Elon Musk
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She is a traitor to the West, plain and simple
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Elon Musk Y @elonmusk
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You're an asshole
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Lorenz Meyer @thereallorenzmeyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Sie leiten hier eine Partei und keine Firma", soll der Bremer CDU-Chef Heiko Strohmann in der Vorstandssitzung zu Merz gesagt haben. Kleine Korrektur, Herr Strohmann: So leitet man auch keine Firma.
t-online.de
"Entsetzen über die Selbstherrlichkeit von Merz" – Großer Ärger in der CDU
In der CDU rumort es hörbar, die Partei ist in Aufregung – über ihren Chef Friedrich Merz und dessen ungelenke Personalumbauten. Für den Kanzler könnte es brenzlig werden.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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