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@kleinesmuffin.bsky.social
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Am Anfang war etwas mit einem Backofen, aber wie es weiterging hab ich vergessen. [she/they]

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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ahahahaha! AI is Roblox for boomers is so good actually as an analogy
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Der Wohngeldbeschluss wurde um halb 1 DIE NACHT IM BUNDESTAG BESCHLOSSEN! Das sind USA Scammer Parlaments-Taktiken!!! Wo leben wir???? Ist das noch Demokratie?
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ich bin so müde von diesem Klassenkampf von oben. Ich bin so wütend dass es versucht wird still und heimlich zu machen, als ob wir alle blöd sind!
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FRANKREICH??? ISt nicht teil des internationalen Gerichtshof!!!???? Was haben die für Dreck am Stecken? Kolonialer Dreck? Someone make a List 🧐
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to scam people with this kind of tragedy is so evil
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sind halt die scammer tankstellen die kurz nach 12:00 uhr wieder komplett eskalieren weil sie es ja sonst nicht dürfen
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lasst euch im Eiscafe von Kellnern nicht verarschen. Ich hab dem 5,50€ gesagt und er hat einfach ohne es mir zu zeigen 6,00€ draus gemacht. Is mir schnuppe von Geld her, aber wenn Kellner das andauernd machen??? 😵‍💫
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched all the main ones as a kid to some degree but none really stuck like Conan 🙈😵‍💫 #anime #recommendation
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭😭😭 fühl ich
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cal @calysto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good food and even better company ☺️ @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Urbz is a really good point. But i mainly put in the games that i played the most hours of 🙈
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Quentin Lichtblau @lichtblauq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ich warte ja immer auf die "Warum wählen so viele junge Menschen links?"-Berichterstattung aber im Gegensatz zu den 3000 Storys über AfD-Teens kommt die irgendwie nicht ???
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Baron von Agitpop @agitpopblog.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Bernd das Brot.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Erstes mal Spazieren gehen seit 3 Monaten 🥹 Man vergisst schon was Freiheit is wenn man Zeug nich mehr machen kann.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ich war nicht mehr in Berlin seit ich 15 war 🥹✌🏻
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Berlin Berlin wir fahren nach Berlin 🔥🔥🔥
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every single thing i know about fish is from video games
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LobbyControl @lobbycontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Überraschung: Medienunternehmer fordert Privatisierung der öffentlich rechtlichen Konkurrenz. Gratulation auch an die @szde.bsky.social und andere Medien, dass sie Weimers hier sehr relevanten Interessenkonflikt mit keinem Wort erwähnen.
sueddeutsche.de
Weimer denkt über Privatisierung des ZDF nach
Auf einer Konferenz in Berlin regte der Kulturstaatsminister einen Umbau des öffentlich-rechtlichen Mediensystems an. Dazu könnte auch eine Zusammenlegung von ARD-Anstalten gehören.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Langsam wirds richtig unlustig mit den Nosferatu Spinnen. Die sind ja echt einfach überall dieses Jahr und jetzt wollen die alle hier rein 💀
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HUH! Booster is the discounter version of Red BULL??? Makes a lot of sense suddenly. 😳
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
10/10 post 🤝
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chimera @chimeraxmachina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The phone should never have been released from its shackles. It was meant to be chained to the wall. The cord was a protective measure.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like peach and this tasted ass. You should try Monster „aussie lemonade“ its so yummy its dangerous because you dont realise you are drinking an energy drink.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry Kai aber die Wahlbeteiligung war so hoch wie lange nicht. Wir sind leider schon weg von der stillen „normalen“ Mehrheit. Trotzdem ist das Problem dass keine andere Partei die unzufriedenen Menschen überzeugen kann.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/09/2026
theguardian.com
Global heating will hit at least 1.8C, UN warns, and there are ‘no good outcomes’
But scientists say the world could get back to 1.5C through deep, rapid emissions cuts and removing carbon from the atmosphere
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/09/2026
To be clear, overshooting 1.5 degrees is not an invitation to give up. It means we have to work even harder to return to a lower baseline. The authors emphasize: “Every fraction of a degree matters, and every year spent in overshoot increases climate risks and the potential for irreversible losses."
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The jack of all trades is looking for yet another trade
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Most compulsive ADHD thought I had in a while: „I wanna learn Blackjack card counting“
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/08/2026
“Why didn’t scientists warn us?”
Newspaper clipping:

Thr Rodnen & Otamatea Times
WAITEMATA & KAIPARA GAZETTE
PRIOE~10s perannum in adrance
WARKWORTE, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14, 1912
3d per Copy.
Science Notes and News.
COAL CONSUMPTION AFFECT.
ING CLIMATE.
The furnaces of the world are now
burning about
2,000,000,000 tons of
coal a ycar.
When this is burned,
uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly. This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the carth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries.
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
„Kannst du den Flyer ins Netz stellen?“ Ja klar. Einfach irgendwo ins Netz oder was? Ich lad den flyer einfach auf Chefkoch hoch diggah
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Haha. I wish. But Trent would have. The actor did on his Instagram
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I‘m already absolutely perforated by grass mites. I can not deal with those as well 😭🫠
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you are outside trying to get inside bc its getting chilly. Please stay in line!! We are full. We cant let anyone else in. Sorry @ all the spiders. Just stay outside thanks.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On another note. Did you know that the rather large light brownish looking spiders you might see these days are the invasive species of Nosferatu Spiders that are here in Europe thanks to the climate warming and they can actually bite (none lethally). PS: they survive your vacuum bc they are tough
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jumpy spiders are a whole other terror i know. But if we were never socialised with the emphasis on their creepy long crawly legs i think that would help heeps
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I honestly think that spiders could be rebranded as not so awful if all they did was hopping around like bunnies or crickets. Still annoying. But not fucking ol creepy long legs crawling around like they are giving off the worst rancid toxic vibes ever.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trent Crimm! 🥹 His actor also posted this screen cap as a tribute 🥹🥹
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton in one day? Hello 2016 is this u??? 😭
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9-5 by Dolly forever a working class classic 🫡 When will country music have class consciousness again RIP to an icon
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Brad Meltzer @bradmeltzer.com · 25/08/2026
Writer. Philanthropist. Businesswoman. Kindest around. Her Imagination Library has gifted over 300 million books, and that number grows by 2 million every month! The first book she started with? The Little Engine that Could. She will forever amaze me. RIP Dolly Parton #dollyparton
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you subscribe to Hinduism yes. But i don’t think my mum thinks like that. 😅
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is probably also why i have to inject myself with heparin rn to avoid this due to my leg beibg forced to be immobile. Finally public health reacted to it a little bit inform of more preventative measures.
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Muffin @kleinesmuffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My atheist mother seeing a terminally ill bird which is way too trusting of humans because of this: 🫴🏻Is this the reincarnation of my beloved neighbour that died of cancer 2 years ago?
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