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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 2h
@habitsofwaste.bsky.social Every mobile device backdoor kit going is apparently made by an Israeli company.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I would argue (strenuously) that describing oneself as a "consumer of health" is already nonsense framing. I almost died last year from a serious illness. At no point did I fucking comparison shop looking for the "best" deal, the best deal was unambiguously "you won't die […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social It's as if a group of sociopaths motivated solely by "FYGM" reasoning are pathologically unable to do anything cooperative if there isn't at least an opportunity for personal gain.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social This is something he was talking about at his FIRST inauguration. All it does is confirm that the US is now as unreliable a partner to its own residents as it usually is to third-world military juntas.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Caitlin Jenner.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
I just had to print the same fucking recipe **FOUR FUCKING TIMES** including once via a Google Doc _after_ a fucking BROWSER EXTENSION so I could paste without including the formatting because for some reason the rendered PDF doesn't display the *checks notes* ... black text correctly—but only […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I think the operative question isn't whether they knew, it's whether they cared, and my money is on "no." They're ignorant assholes clueless of, hostile to, or indifferent about the existence of a functional federal state, I think because they're sure their money will […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social The reader note is *chef's kiss*, though. Insisting on the "clever" rhyme only for it to imply your candidate has no balls is an apt metaphor for GOP messaging.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I guess if you've got the mindset of a sixth grade boy ... from 1987 ... this might just be all you know how to do.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social This guy violates AT LEAST THREE of SecDef Hegseth's prohibitions against "fatties, tr*nnies, beardos, weirdos, wimps, and/or radicals."
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Appeasement is the only play in authoritarian systems if you want to maintain proximity and access, and these assholes know that's how they keep the money flowing. OF COURSE they dance to his dumb new tune.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I believe they call this the "reverse idiot funnel"
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social If his primary source is esr (Eric S. Raymond) that's already one strike ... that guy is kind of a loony, too.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I wonder if Stephen sits there quietly drinking water as he forces Kruschev and Beria to get absolutely shithoused for his amusement.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social It's so weird seeing a Gish Gallop in less than a paragraph, but Rufo appears to have perfected the technique. Even the premise of the opening sentence is already wholly speculative, but he's got you down the garden path to what he wants you to believe in three sentences […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social It'll be interesting to watch the new-and-improved FBI execute a raid and get everyone in the guard instead of handcuffs, real galaxy-brain thinking.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social *hand* Canadian here: there is no such thing in Canadian health care as a "death panel". You may request MAiD—which can require approval—but the organization he's thinking of that condemns the sick to death is called United Health, and they brag about their proficiency in […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I really hope this tips it against Rogers. People generally hate Flock, and him pulling the "they're only bad if you have something to hide" profoundly misunderstands how Americans view their participation in the public square.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@habitsofwaste.bsky.social Do it. Someone I know once walked over the hood of a car that did that. The driver got the message.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social This is insane and revolting, but I do have to wonder why they chose firing squad over hanging—I thought "death by firing squad" was usually reserved for otherwise valorous soldiers, and going on a random killing spree targeting civilians is kinda ... not valorous. This […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social *Stringer Bell has entered the chat*
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Ahh yes, those infamously low-cost institutions of higher learning, where you can learn how to undercut American wages with just this one simple trick!
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Narrator: this was a lie.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I listened to an interview with Palmer Luckey of Anduril the other day and he does not sound like a guy I want to have soaking Defense Department tax dollars.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Is that with or without the modesty sheet with the gloryhole? I'm fuzzy on the whole "Christianity in the sheets" concept.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social If it means an endless stream of ads decrying and/or endorsing him reading graphic sexual prose into the Congressional record, I am here for it.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social What the actual fash fuck
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Rufo is a civilizational piece of shit on par with Julius Streicher and if history has any sense of decency, both will share similar fates.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@eliasisquith.blog It's weird seeing Jacob Rees-Moog as not the worst person in the room for once.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social This Kalshi ad reminds me of the old Mr. Show episode lampooning advertisers with "NAMBLA: We're Not Killers." www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRLzrxnNwuI
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Especially in fields like medicine and metallurgy this is a problem that solves itself. The blast radius is pretty nasty, though.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social It pleases me to see that he's now able to live more authentically. The government of this country did him an immense disservice.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@ianbetteridge I wonder how well Space XSI will compete with Space Maya and Space Houdini in the 3D modeling software market. I can't read that string of letters any other way.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social "The world is more free when the United States can act with impunity" is not the policy layup Miller thinks it is. I hope his end is protracted and painful, I'm so tired of his bullshit.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social He's a lil bit Trump, and a lil bit Vance. He was on track to sail to victory in the last election before Trump started talking him up, and Carney ended up eating his lunch. He lost his own riding, had to find a district that voted 80% Conservative to get back into […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social I live alone and tend to frequently buy short-term stuff that spoils and doesn't freeze well (produce, eggs, some dairy, some meat) but will do bulk buying of stuff that is shelf stable or freezes well (rice, beans, pasta, meat.) Depends a bit on what I plan to cook […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@willrosecrans.com This is why I let the trees in my yard get kinda out of control in the summer. Not a fan of 95F in the shade in October.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social "The Incredible Shrinking Douche", starring Jason Schwartzman as The Douche (pronounced "Dutchie")?
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Is this the weird trash movie Ben Shapiro is producing? If the script is anything like one of his Brett Hawthorne novels, it will quickly end up in the bottom of the IMDb 100. Those books are, in the words of Elaine Benes, "breathtaking."
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social This remains my personal favorite, courtesy of one Hudson Rowen from the great state of (I think?) Michigan.
Hudson Rowen's "I Voted" sticker concept.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social I think you have to consider that this was a deliberate editorial decision to highlight the obscenity of the Pike debacle in calling one of the worst people ever to opine that maybe Tennessee crossed a line with this one.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social That seems generous, and I feel it's equally probable that Schmitt and his team figured they'd get the soundbite they wanted: "you were in cahoots with <hated black woman>, as if you weren't a bad enough person, Jack Smith" and not get subsequently pantsed by reality.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social an errant R9X here could solve a whole bunch of problems for SEVERAL generations.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social "I didn't think today's surprise test would include anything on vocabulary or grammar."
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Also: one who can distinguish new technology from a condiment.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social If everyone you know is a liar or a cheat, it is pretty common to assume that everyone you meet is also a liar or a cheat because that's who inhabits your personal reality. I don't think it gets enough attention that MAGA projects so often about crimes it then gets […]
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@juliusgoat.bsky.social His makeup looks like shit.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@donmoyn.bsky.social Apropos of nothing she looks like she started GLP-1s somewhat recently.
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klausfiend @klausfiend.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I've wasted my life: www.popsci.com/technology/supersoni…
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Man builds supersonic trebuchet in his backyard
The customized siege weapon hurls projectiles at 776 mph.
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