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Klaige

@klaige.bsky.social
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SRM VWB IABP Wham Bam @ Jamily @awexwane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 19h
Last couple covid jabs have been mean, almost feels like a tetanus vaccine.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, humans, I have some notes
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Klipy is, slowly but surely, acquiring the sauce
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Alt: gif of someone performing Kendama tricks. Caption is Genis Sage's incantation for Indignation from Tales of Symphonia "I call upon thee in the land of the dead to unleash thy fury of thunder. INDIGNATION!"
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What in the actual fuck.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, I doubt most folks will care but I just wanted to share the info because I think people assume getting a medical THC card requires some kind of terminal illness, glaucoma, etc. It's absurdly simple, it's just hoops states who hate making money off a plant put us through.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Any type of PTSD or mental illness is more than enough reason for them to approve you. You don't even need to give details on what gives you the PTSD. Because at this point living in the US in 2026 pretty much means you have PTSD in some form, let's be real.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am not joking when I say this whole process takes maybe 20 minutes of time effort to make happen. THC is absolutely not the answer for everyone, no medication is, but if it's something you've considered but think you can't get a medical exemption for, trust me, you absolutely can.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For those of you in states where it's legal, this info won't mean much, but I cannot overstate how *comically easy* it is to get a medical THC card, at least here. One 10 minute telehealth conference with an RN from a "green clinic" a few forms, and a 100 dollar yearly fee. That's it.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Medical THC has been, without question, far and away the most effective med I have used to help manage my anxiety, depression, and the PTSD I have from my family trying to ruin My sisters and I during the estate. So effective that my wife, an RN of 26 years, has fully urged me to stay on it.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So I joke about being a stoner these days, but I legit wanna share some information for other folks that might be struggling with the day to day mental capacity. Thread incoming: I've had my medical THC card (only way to get it legally in Iowa) for about a year, and just had my renewal appointment
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get the fun book 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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mauve @mauvecow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well that blew up. can i interest you all in my pixel work which i'm much more interested in than rollbacks now lol bsky.app/profile/mauv...
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mauve @mauvecow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as one of the people who did rollback netcode back when it was new (shakes cane) it is _not_ a thing you want as code that cannot be maintained. It's extremely fragile and prone towards a million subtle problems.
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 07/10/2026
One Piece Whitebeard saying Let's get the flu shot together
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the NHL is an unserious league officiated by the biggest jokes in any professional sport. I am so tired of watching this fucking league yakkity sacks how they use their whistle or apply any rules what so ever. Bout ready to tell sports to fuck off for the rest of the year, christ.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ughhhhhh, hope they get you something to ease the pain and get shit fixed up soon.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got 5 on the app being coded via claude.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rule No.1 About closing is you do not mention how quiet it is near closing time. Ever.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kayin brand sodium supplements boosting those stonks.
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Adri 🦊 @adriammy.vtubers.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah okay and also my husband is about ready to quit his job because he made one request to help his burnout and got told they can give him the exact opposite. So anything is gonna help for a while.
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Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If complain about rollback only when you're losing and then pull this shit you may be carved out of the ancient bitch stone from which all other bitches are sourced
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Adri 🦊 @adriammy.vtubers.social · 05/10/2026
Electric is due Wednesday, a $270 charge My phone bill is due Sunday, a $100 charge I get paid on the 16th and currently have $180 in my account. Please.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im tired boss
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Begging the entirety of art social media to please not participate in a trend that involves that vapid bigoted bitches characters. I don't care how you twist the source material, it's still a spotlight that funds her anti-trans murderous bullshit, please knock it the fuck off.
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 03/10/2026
oldie but goodie #aerti
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, I'm glad the current pope seems to suck nominally less than prior iterations. But as a recovered former Catholic I can assure you with every single functional fiber of my being that you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the catholic church in any way or form.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game: Super Metroid (1994, SNES) TAS Author: JXQ Source: tasvideos.org/817M
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok I rarely ask dev questions because frankly my views of game design are skewed as fuck. How do you feel about bosses that are more spectacle? Like PS2 god of war was much more "woah" than hard, maybe MGR is a better example. Those are spectacle but still demand you engage with mechanics?
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Helllllll yea number/word munches was peak school computer material.
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 02/10/2026
#キョーコの押収品
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Godfuckinbless
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just wanna see him get exploded into 47 rib cages like its UMK3 Is that too much to ask?
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you Jack Hughes for washing the disgusting taste of that Cubs series out of my mouth. Hockey Season starting off right.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TY for your service.
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Còmm slots 0/1 @milliafeet.vip · 01/10/2026
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hi Klaige!" *Gets McFucking exploded by Leviathan*
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely cannot wait to see the Guilty Gear family at Faustings. Quite literally the highlight of my year, and you know ill be ready to keep the mics fun exciting for yall in +R and XRD. The end of January cannot get here soon enough.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank fuck its Hockey season tomorrow.
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Klaige @klaige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But for real Apple TV is everything I hate about modern sports broadcasts, my god its awful.
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