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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finished my first mod for Endless Legend 2 which allows you to pick your starting hero, as soon as you have founded your capital (much better). Check it out below! PS. If you like this, I am working on a new and significantly bigger mod which should be ready soon enough. #EndlessLegend2
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Steam Workshop::Pick Your Starting Hero
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Make Austin Jonestown Already! #MAJA
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How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Global Tetrahedron really giving up evil vulture capitalist vibes in this quote. lol
Quote from Ben Collins, the CEO of the Onion and its parent company Global Tetrahedron about how they intend to buy all InfoWars' assets.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is the most hilarious thing ever!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/02/2026
sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shout out to @niallstanage.bsky.social for maintaining journalistic integrity.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where is the movement to break the two party system in the US? It really seems to be central to the division.
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Motorhead @bradmunchen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If you see that the Uber or Lyft you ordered is a Tesla, you can cancel free of charge within 2 to 5 minutes.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Today seems like a good day to remind everyone that Steve Bannon has 15 hours of unreleased interview footage with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Today seems like a good day to remind everyone that Steve Bannon has 15 hours of unreleased interview footage with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Benny Johnson's bot game is unmatched. Insane number of new subscribers, but decreasing views. I am sure its all legit.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What a disgusting presidency.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Daily reminder that Steve Bannon has 15 hours of unreleased interview footage with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Daily reminder that Steve Bannon has 15 hours of unreleased interview footage with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Benny Johnson is currently the fastest growing political influencer in terms of subscribers, but his monthly gained views are not growing. Is the growth possibly artificially inflated?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
One might say that MechaHitler is fElon’s reich hand man!
fElon driving a Tesler with MechaHitler in the reich front passenger seat. Caption reads “When you drive Tesler you drive with MechaHitler”
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Musk "fixed" Grok and now it spouts literal Nazi shit.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Would someone yelling "Death to Hamas" or "Death to the Russian army" also get their Visa cancelled?
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Trump starred in a movie in 2002, called two weeks notice.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I am always surprised by how cheap politicians actually are. It just takes so little for moneyed interests to shape politics. A million dollars is almost nothing for foreign nations or billion dollar corporations. Getting money out of politics should be a #1 priority.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
In 2002 Trump starred in a movie called “Two weeks notice”…
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
AI-generated images and videos uploaded to the internet should be required by law to be marked with a clearly visible watermark.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Bluesky is bad because everyone thinks identically (tells me I stink) instead of featuring a diversity of thought (telling me I'm a smart handsome boy)
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Besides being the state with the biggest economy, California also has the highest life expectancy of any state in the US. Another example of its complete failure and why it urgently needs liberation.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 09/06/2025
Tired: "It's a distraction!" Wired: "It's narrative control."
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Remember when Musk talked about Kamala Harris' "puppet masters" being on Epstein's client list? Seems relevant today.
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Elon Musk talks about Harris' "puppet masters" being on Epstein's client list
YouTube video by KJ Mayo
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am sure the billionaires still want to own businesses in the normal world, but avoid taxes by being taxed in their new personal habitat.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Aamon Hawk deserves a larger following on Bluesky!
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
On March 13. Joe Rogan had the Nazi apologist Darryl Cooper on his podcast. Immediately afterwards Cooper's podcast "Martyrmade" shot to the top of the "History" podcast charts where it has remained since. Just an example of how normalized this shit has become.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
On March 13. Joe Rogan had the Nazi apologist Darryl Cooper on his podcast. Immediately afterwards Cooper's podcast "Martyrmade" shot to the top of the "History" podcast charts where it has remained since. Just an example of how normalized this shit has become.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It seems like you can just post this most days currently
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
What if Trump is tanking the market so his billionaire crypto sponsors can cycle out of crypto and into severely discounted stocks?
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
34 million users! 📈📶🥳
Bluesky 34 million users!
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
MAGA: Make A Great depression Again!
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Is he actually crashing the markets on purpose so his billionaire friends can scoop up companies at a discount?
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
HELP! I'm being inspired against my own will! I'm feeling seen! I'm uncovering hope under layers of cynicsm! Who is this spokesperson for a self-reflective party that is committing to fight back, and what does he think he's doing??
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Is this tweet real? How can I verify it? I am stupid. Help me Bluesky!
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Remember when Musk offered voters the chance to win $ 1 million for the election in November and then claimed afterwards that it wasn't a lottery because that would be illegal and he just gave the money to people he knew.
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Elon Musk says $1 million election giveaway wasn't an illegal lottery
Elon Musk asked a federal judge to dismiss a proposed class action by voters who said the world's richest person defrauded them into signing a petition to support the U.S. Constitution for a chance to win his $1 million-a-day giveaway.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Musk just cannot comprehend why (A LOT OF) people would dislike him.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They make billions through IPOs, selling grand utopian dreams of AGI.
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Jason Selvig @jasonselvig.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Elon Antoinette
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Be fash, sales crash
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Here is the video of Trump posted about Greenland on Truth Social, if anyone is interested. Truly deranged stuff.
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AdiFitri @adifitri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
Pencil sketch of the Studio Ghibli character, Porco Rosso with a modified quote from the movie "Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!"
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Sorry I had to try, and this will be the only one. But if you had to AI Ghiblify an image, this one seemed appropriate.
An AI generated image in the style of Studio Ghibli picturing a burning Cybertruck in front a Trump Hotel.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Musk just seems like such a shitty single-minded person.
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Best Mayonnaise @kjmayo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Was it "the Woke Mind Virus", the Democrats, maybe Ukraine, or was it maybe just Mike Waltz?
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