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Kizzer

@kizzercrate.bsky.social
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Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time. Banner by @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social

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Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 15h
Damn, KOF15 is STILL a great game
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KizzerQuest: Creating the optimal bowl of oatmeal. I even bought actual factual brown sugar for this. Please clap.
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DrifterDane @drifterdane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bugs Bunny's One Cup A Day Coffee
ALT: Bugs Bunny's One Cup A Day Coffee
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't buy much wrestling merch unless the wrestlers are super important to me. Triangulo de la Muerte easily cleared that bar. Rest in peace, you Bastard. One of the best to ever do it.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Continuing my one-sided beef with all the cretins that continue to use the Queen's English for the sole purpose of making my life 0.03% harder at work.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After further review, I want to look like Mox when I grow up. Clearly in incredible physical shape, but not 0% bodyfat shredded. Hell, I can barely lose 5 pounds correctly.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a fun PPV. Only thing that sucks is Hoffman Estates is so fucking FAR 😭😭😭
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All Out...we're here. Five years after the greatest PPV of all time, we're back to do it again. And with the damn Dippin' Dots. Real ones know.
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day 5 post-wisdom teeth removal: I wish to be yeeted into a cliffside DBZ-style. I wisely canceled my white girl fitness class yesterday in favor of what the cool kids call "recovery". It's just the prudent thing to do even if I am metaphorically champing at the bit to get back on the grind.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, a post about me.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And in traditional fashion, Thiefcrate appears to abscond with the golden potatoes of destiny. I also bought my own to share for once. In Memoriam: TBK Edition.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotional Support Pizza, In Memoriam Edition The hole in my heart will never be filled, but you better believe I'm going to eat my feelings. Rest in pizza, my friend.
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0-2 Boyz/PGG |Aaron RESSHOUMANIA is in a church this year @aalanline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's a point after the dropped IK when Kizzer comes up for his turn and says to SweetxJam "please win" and SxJ replies "I'm trying!"
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was going to write an incredibly long and sappy eulogy because if there's one person I've been blessed to meet in my life, it's sweetxjam. He wouldn't want that though. So instead, here's a picture that sums up our brotherhood LOL. Rest easy, my friend. I love you.
sweetxjam and I wearing our "i heart hot moms" shirts, never to be seen again after their debut.  Grand opening, grand closing LOL
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I accidentally sent myself down a rabbit hole because of this, and unsurprisingly this is where I landed as an experiment. If it's good enough for professional athletes, it's good enough for me. Allegedly.
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つねざか @tsunezaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Order-Sol's far S (2024) #guiltygear #fanart
聖騎士団ソルが遠Sを繰り出している絵。背景には日本語で「可愛い可愛い可愛い可愛い聖ソちゃん」と書かれています。
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Live footage every time I rob a kid that was on some bullshit in Pokemon Champions Every. Single. Time.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes adulthood is about paying a 200% markup simply to fulfill your deepest desires.
I ordered two cases of Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Code Red because distribution sucks.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well I'm buying it frame 1, fuck y'all
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mop @mopfr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me after i drink a coke zero
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Enerjax✦ 🔜 Roundhouse, Design Festa @enerjax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okonomiyaki Boys「広島焼き」
Jin Saotome & Stryder Hiryu enjoying some much earned Hiroshima style okonomiyaki even though it’s still crazy hot out ..
This will be September’s Patreon print!! Please stay tuned 🔥🔥🔥
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Two top tier music schools battling it out on the football field, as it should be. Wait a minute--
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C List Commentator @samifish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ff9 time twitch.tv/samifish
twitch.tv
Samifish - Live on Twitch
【firstplayerfriday】this is the part where we go off the rails i think but in ff9 | Streaming final fantasy ix.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I say this a lot, but those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it: me eating oatmeal and fruit for breffix 9 days out from my next race like it's really going to undo all the burgers and PBJ I've inhaled the past two months lmao
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Beary Sleepy @bigkickguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
X taking let em hang too literally (he's critically overheated)
sketch of X from command mission popping open his chest plates to vent out some steam. He's critically overheated.
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Ryyudo 🔜 SQXL @ryyudo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By now, folks probably believe I've only played one or two classic video games when I was young. So let's play a childhood fave for the first time in decades... with a twist I've always heard of (and hope I can finish it before Big Hiatus!!) Zelda ALttP 3-Hearts, starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spending a quality morning with my new and improved heating pad (now with Velcro so I can strap it around my hip!) and I don't feel like I got hit by a bus anymore. Imagine that.
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pebbles 🐦 @pebbledove.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t really know what compelled me to draw this? But here he is
Sketch of a cactuar standing upright, wearing a bulky gray puffer coat
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Man, first thing I do when I get rich is hiring a chef. I'd be the fittest, sharpest-looking mf on the planet if I didn't suffer from Big Back Install. Eating for three people is all fun and games until it's time to move for more than four seconds at a time 😭😭😭
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Jenn @jennjam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The real lost of fgc culture is a ton of videos or tech no longer have rap or hip hop in the background and instead just the usual rotation of persona or Nintendo music most video editors use.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...strictly philosophically speaking, would that make today Titsmas? 🤔
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Days since Kizzer put on a cup of coffee but forgot to put the cup under the spout so it spilled everywhere: 0
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Task Failed Successfully They didn't have the chipotle chicken I was looking for, but I improvised. Anyway, I got two pieces of pizza with my true prize.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lunchtime Costco run! Hoping people don't have the same idea I do so I can actually get pizza and a cookie in reasonable time while I shop for meal prep stuff lol
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Shay [Art Account] 👻 @jellyfilledzombie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fanart Wheel Winner #23: Ky Kiske ⚔️
Ky Kiske from Guilty Gear, his Xrd look, before they chopped his beautiful hair. Just a simple bust drawing since those details scared me but his beautiful hair and and eyes are more highlighted this way.

#KyKiske #GuiltyGear
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SRM VWB IABP Wham Bam @ Jamily @awexwane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apropos of everything The first rule of software development: Never listen to what other people have to say about software development
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Paul @superfx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The worst thing about everything moving to streaming is that there really isn't that feeling of flipping through channels and discovering something entertaining when you're having a lazy Saturday.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Daily bunny no. 3418 can fix any ship in this arm of the Milky Way
A bunny with a science fiction pilot's helmet, reminiscent of Spaceman Spiff, consults a mechanic bunny with an oil can and wrench. They are in the middle of a junkyard on an asteroid or planet in the nighttime. A hut made out of a giant tankard is visible in the background, as well as ruined parts of a giant robot. It is night time, with a distant moon and starry sky.
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C List Commentator @samifish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ff9 twitch.tv/samifish
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Amadeus46Art @amadeus46.art · 19/08/2026
I hate Mondays. #Ama46Art
Jam Kuradoberi from Guilty Gear Strive and Usagi referencing the “Oven” Garfield meme. Jam is taking a dish out of an oven while saying “Why do they call it mixup when you mix up the downback left right hot take the throw?”
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Update 2: I've at least restored some semblance of normalcy with my coffee again. ☕️
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Updates! -power is back; internet is not -phone hotspot technically works, but still feels like good ol' 56k at times -work is still HELLA stressful -gambling on groceries tonight -despite sleeping much longer than I usually get to all weekend, I am still exhausted I need a nap.
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SQ @squirrel147.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🚨How to Play MAGIK - Marvel Tokon Character Guide From the basics to more advanced strategies, I go over the essentials to learning Magik! Quick and concise #MARVELTōkon #Tokon_Magik Give it a watch! Likes/comments are super appreciated Full video in replies below ⬇️
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danny @protagkun.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thor: I swear, you will beg for hell long before I grant it. Doom:
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today isn't all bad. Visiting an old friend.
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