Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026KizzerQuest: Creating the optimal bowl of oatmeal. I even bought actual factual brown sugar for this. Please clap. 2111
Reposted by KizzerDrifterDane @drifterdane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny's One Cup A Day CoffeeALT: Bugs Bunny's One Cup A Day Coffee 031
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't buy much wrestling merch unless the wrestlers are super important to me. Triangulo de la Muerte easily cleared that bar. Rest in peace, you Bastard. One of the best to ever do it. 1140
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Continuing my one-sided beef with all the cretins that continue to use the Queen's English for the sole purpose of making my life 0.03% harder at work. 010
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After further review, I want to look like Mox when I grow up. Clearly in incredible physical shape, but not 0% bodyfat shredded. Hell, I can barely lose 5 pounds correctly. 020
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was a fun PPV. Only thing that sucks is Hoffman Estates is so fucking FAR 😭😭😭 110
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All Out...we're here. Five years after the greatest PPV of all time, we're back to do it again. And with the damn Dippin' Dots. Real ones know. 120
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Day 5 post-wisdom teeth removal: I wish to be yeeted into a cliffside DBZ-style. I wisely canceled my white girl fitness class yesterday in favor of what the cool kids call "recovery". It's just the prudent thing to do even if I am metaphorically champing at the bit to get back on the grind. 0100
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And in traditional fashion, Thiefcrate appears to abscond with the golden potatoes of destiny. I also bought my own to share for once. In Memoriam: TBK Edition. 0216
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Emotional Support Pizza, In Memoriam Edition The hole in my heart will never be filled, but you better believe I'm going to eat my feelings. Rest in pizza, my friend. 41738
Reposted by Kizzer0-2 Boyz/PGG |Aaron RESSHOUMANIA is in a church this year @aalanline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's a point after the dropped IK when Kizzer comes up for his turn and says to SweetxJam "please win" and SxJ replies "I'm trying!" 0185
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was going to write an incredibly long and sappy eulogy because if there's one person I've been blessed to meet in my life, it's sweetxjam. He wouldn't want that though. So instead, here's a picture that sums up our brotherhood LOL. Rest easy, my friend. I love you. 225770
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So I accidentally sent myself down a rabbit hole because of this, and unsurprisingly this is where I landed as an experiment. If it's good enough for professional athletes, it's good enough for me. Allegedly. 1100
Reposted by Kizzerつねざか @tsunezaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Order-Sol's far S (2024) #guiltygear #fanart 022885
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Live footage every time I rob a kid that was on some bullshit in Pokemon Champions Every. Single. Time. 0100
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sometimes adulthood is about paying a 200% markup simply to fulfill your deepest desires. 170
Reposted by KizzerKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171164963548
Reposted by KizzerEnerjax✦ 🔜 Roundhouse, Design Festa @enerjax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Okonomiyaki Boys「広島焼き」 152014655
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Two top tier music schools battling it out on the football field, as it should be. Wait a minute-- 000
Reposted by KizzerC List Commentator @samifish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ff9 time twitch.tv/samifishtwitch.tvSamifish - Live on Twitch【firstplayerfriday】this is the part where we go off the rails i think but in ff9 | Streaming final fantasy ix. 034
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I say this a lot, but those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it: me eating oatmeal and fruit for breffix 9 days out from my next race like it's really going to undo all the burgers and PBJ I've inhaled the past two months lmao 290
Reposted by KizzerBeary Sleepy @bigkickguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026X taking let em hang too literally (he's critically overheated) 26131
Reposted by KizzerRyyudo 🔜 SQXL @ryyudo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026By now, folks probably believe I've only played one or two classic video games when I was young. So let's play a childhood fave for the first time in decades... with a twist I've always heard of (and hope I can finish it before Big Hiatus!!) Zelda ALttP 3-Hearts, starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo 1178
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Spending a quality morning with my new and improved heating pad (now with Velcro so I can strap it around my hip!) and I don't feel like I got hit by a bus anymore. Imagine that. 030
Reposted by Kizzerpebbles 🐦 @pebbledove.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t really know what compelled me to draw this? But here he is 19942397
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Man, first thing I do when I get rich is hiring a chef. I'd be the fittest, sharpest-looking mf on the planet if I didn't suffer from Big Back Install. Eating for three people is all fun and games until it's time to move for more than four seconds at a time 😭😭😭 260
Reposted by KizzerLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162153296
Reposted by KizzerJenn @jennjam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The real lost of fgc culture is a ton of videos or tech no longer have rap or hip hop in the background and instead just the usual rotation of persona or Nintendo music most video editors use. 718158
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026...strictly philosophically speaking, would that make today Titsmas? 🤔 060
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Days since Kizzer put on a cup of coffee but forgot to put the cup under the spout so it spilled everywhere: 0 080
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Task Failed Successfully They didn't have the chipotle chicken I was looking for, but I improvised. Anyway, I got two pieces of pizza with my true prize. 030
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Lunchtime Costco run! Hoping people don't have the same idea I do so I can actually get pizza and a cookie in reasonable time while I shop for meal prep stuff lol 000
Reposted by KizzerShay [Art Account] 👻 @jellyfilledzombie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fanart Wheel Winner #23: Ky Kiske ⚔️ 16523
Reposted by KizzerSRM VWB IABP Wham Bam @ Jamily @awexwane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Apropos of everything The first rule of software development: Never listen to what other people have to say about software development 13610
Reposted by KizzerPaul @superfx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The worst thing about everything moving to streaming is that there really isn't that feeling of flipping through channels and discovering something entertaining when you're having a lazy Saturday. 191
Reposted by KizzerWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Daily bunny no. 3418 can fix any ship in this arm of the Milky Way 152718592
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Update 2: I've at least restored some semblance of normalcy with my coffee again. ☕️ 030
Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Updates! -power is back; internet is not -phone hotspot technically works, but still feels like good ol' 56k at times -work is still HELLA stressful -gambling on groceries tonight -despite sleeping much longer than I usually get to all weekend, I am still exhausted I need a nap. 060
Reposted by KizzerSQ @squirrel147.bsky.social · 17/08/2026🚨How to Play MAGIK - Marvel Tokon Character Guide From the basics to more advanced strategies, I go over the essentials to learning Magik! Quick and concise #MARVELTōkon #Tokon_Magik Give it a watch! Likes/comments are super appreciated Full video in replies below ⬇️ 11812
Reposted by Kizzerdanny @protagkun.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Thor: I swear, you will beg for hell long before I grant it. Doom: 7461196
Reposted by Kizzer852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274165212329