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Finale: I can actually use this as a card protector during poker games. I love functional medals. ggs until the next time 🫡

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I fucked up and got top 8. I gotta come back tomorrow at 10 AM lmaoooooo Believe in Luigi.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Been thinkin' bout this moment all week lmao CM Chimken my beloveded

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This one is entitled "I ain't drivin' all the way back out here, damnit"

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

For those who come after. (I heavily considered buying a baguette solely for the bit)

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rare footage of Lettucecrate.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Double or nothing: a smooth, easy 8 miles this time.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's only like a month of good weather left, so I'm gonna get these runs in while the getting is good.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It just turned midnight and my watch is on my ass FRAME ONE like what are we doing here???

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

KizzerQuest: Creating the optimal bowl of oatmeal. I even bought actual factual brown sugar for this. Please clap.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't buy much wrestling merch unless the wrestlers are super important to me. Triangulo de la Muerte easily cleared that bar. Rest in peace, you Bastard. One of the best to ever do it.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

After further review, I want to look like Mox when I grow up. Clearly in incredible physical shape, but not 0% bodyfat shredded. Hell, I can barely lose 5 pounds correctly.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All Out...we're here. Five years after the greatest PPV of all time, we're back to do it again. And with the damn Dippin' Dots. Real ones know.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Day 5 post-wisdom teeth removal: I wish to be yeeted into a cliffside DBZ-style. I wisely canceled my white girl fitness class yesterday in favor of what the cool kids call "recovery". It's just the prudent thing to do even if I am metaphorically champing at the bit to get back on the grind.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And in traditional fashion, Thiefcrate appears to abscond with the golden potatoes of destiny. I also bought my own to share for once. In Memoriam: TBK Edition.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Emotional Support Pizza, In Memoriam Edition The hole in my heart will never be filled, but you better believe I'm going to eat my feelings. Rest in pizza, my friend.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was going to write an incredibly long and sappy eulogy because if there's one person I've been blessed to meet in my life, it's sweetxjam. He wouldn't want that though. So instead, here's a picture that sums up our brotherhood LOL. Rest easy, my friend. I love you.

sweetxjam and I wearing our "i heart hot moms" shirts, never to be seen again after their debut. Grand opening, grand closing LOL

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So I accidentally sent myself down a rabbit hole because of this, and unsurprisingly this is where I landed as an experiment. If it's good enough for professional athletes, it's good enough for me. Allegedly.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Live footage every time I rob a kid that was on some bullshit in Pokemon Champions Every. Single. Time.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sometimes adulthood is about paying a 200% markup simply to fulfill your deepest desires.

I ordered two cases of Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Code Red because distribution sucks.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Two top tier music schools battling it out on the football field, as it should be. Wait a minute--

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Task Failed Successfully They didn't have the chipotle chicken I was looking for, but I improvised. Anyway, I got two pieces of pizza with my true prize.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today isn't all bad. Visiting an old friend.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The lone bright spot in this otherwise miserable day, especially since tomorrow isn't looking so hot either

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Noods status: sent 😁 This is my big backtivity for the month.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

me in the lab trying to figure out Deadpool

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

me, chastising my friends for being on Tokon instead of doing the jobs they're getting paid real corporate dollars to do

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I know I make a Buns of Steel joke at least once a year, but it turns out that after looking like Jane Fonda during yesterday's exercise block, the muscle knot in my left hip that's been plaguing me for MONTHS actually feels better and not "on" 24/7. Get like me.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

7 "easy" miles today. Building consistency in my weekend long runs once again. Felt like crap the entire time, but discipline exists for the days motivation does not.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Everyone I've ever played offline will attest to me doing exactly this after they hit me with some bullshit. I was just tryna have a good time with the homies and you done forced me to lock in.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Avenger: Disassembled The dichotomy of both being in the best shape of my life in short distances yet somehow regressing and absolutely sucking wind over longer distances is the most Kizzer paradox I can think of. That's okay though; the only way out is through. We press on.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Toastposting: 5 Miles and a Dream Fueling up for the first outdoor non-race run I've done in a bit before Mother Nature sets the thermostat back to Hell tomorrow. #breffix

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Recession's over. ("Save $11.00" is DIABOLICAL, btw.)

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I often wondered just how bad things have to be going in order to order a pizza at 10 AM. Turns out the answer is "5 developer team becomes 3 in the space of six weeks". Emotional Support Pizza: it can't code, but it can fill the void.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A story in two parts, aka "why I'm going to fistfight the entire Strava development team" The account settings link opens the app, and when you click Manage Subscription, it tells you to go to the website, and of course it doesn't link you to the website at all. Fuck off LOL

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

If I had a dollar for every time I ran a 5K race the morning of a wedding...I would have two dollars.

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Kizzer @kizzercrate.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

aye FUCK SOCCER completely unrelated, I'm moving to Norway

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