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gremlin lover 🩸 @hornystiel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
heyyyyy check out our awesome art + fanfic combo with @kittyolsen.bsky.social (with the help of her beta @vincentpriceless.bsky.social) for the @jayvikbigbang.bsky.social🖤 it was SO fun to brainstorm, thank you for the experience! FIC: archiveofourown.org/works/915211... #jayvikrbb2026
S2 looking Jayce and arcane Viktor turned Machine Herald are standing face to face near a wall at Viktor's hiding place after an outside altercation with the common enemy. They both have bandages and scratches. Jayce is touching Viktor's shoulder and waist, one of Viktor's hands is clasping Jayce's right one where he's touching him. Jayce looks expectant and cautious, Viktor is apprehensive yet searching. Behind them the shelves with different mechanical knick-knacks and a wall with photos/schematics are visible.
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JayVik RBB 🦋 Creation Time! @jayvikbigbang.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get your quicksaves at the ready, writer @kittyolsen.bsky.social and beta @vincentpriceless.bsky.social have a BG3 fusion ready for all of you! Artificer Viktor and Warlock Jayce... need we say more?
"Viktor crashes back into himself with the frantic gasp of a drowning man. The half-elf is still looking at him, oddly stricken, and Viktor has just enough time to worry what the hells he shared before he realizes that this is not the time to be staring at each other.
He's not sure how his sanctuary will react to two bodies within it instead of one. For some reason, it never occurred to him to find out. But, for the moment, it's all that he has, and he's not about to watch someone get murdered because he startled them a bit. Viktor steps forward just enough to grab the stranger by the elbow and pull. There's no hope of brute force working under the circumstances, but luckily he comes willingly. Unluckily, Viktor is not the only one to notice the lapse: a worg breaks away from the main force and starts towards them.
""Uh?"" says the stranger.
Viktor shushes him, watching the faint shimmer of his sanctuary's border. It doesn't flex, just bisects the new person at the shoulder, not coveri
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JayVik RBB 🦋 Creation Time! @jayvikbigbang.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jayce and Viktor never thought they'd see each other again after a bitter parting over hextech's failure. Surprise, fate moves in strange ways. Find out what happens when Jayce meets the Machine Herald in this fic from writer @kittyolsen.bsky.social.
"Jayce drags in a breath. Viktor does not. ""How did you even... make anything? The lab was shut down, it...""

He hears the whir again. The Hexclaw is tucked tightly into itself like a fist, though Viktor's actual hands remain loose at his sides. ""It still needed to be cleaned out,"" Viktor intones, a dangerous edge setting in. ""It is very easy to overlook the assistant. And everyone from the undercity knows how to sneak things past the Enforcers when necessary.""

Jayce's heart breaks all over again—but this is his fault, and he knows it, and if Viktor is willing to throw jabs at him about it then he might be willing to talk. Being eviscerated would be better than silence. ""I'm sorry—""

""You took everything from me—""

""—I didn't know what I was walking into—""

""—as if legacy wouldn't mean anything to a dying man—""

""—and yes, you were dying, so if they'd exiled you too—""

""That wasn't your choice to make, Jayce!"" Viktor snaps, rounding on him. 

Jayce recoils—not at the
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2024
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Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
WASHINGTON—Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly gazed at a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis one last time Tuesday before officially closing the pert...
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The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
well there goes my saturday night
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OmegaDoesThings @agentomega.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A man pushed a schematic for a Lithium Ion power cell coated in sodium chloride to GitHub. He was subsequently arrested for committing a salted battery.
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Kat aka Looky Lou @lookylou.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Today's vibe: being a silly little guy despite it all
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