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Who let this bird in the kitchen? Garden Wizard and the Mother of Yeast

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Camp Miasma (2026)
Man falling into his own op art painting of concentric squares. His wife reaches out to him and shouts "Harry!"
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Zaozy Ruzhny, bb @zaozoruzhna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
After an exhausting, traumatizing week from hell, I was finally able to get into my bandcamp and... Well, I don't have the words - I can barely compose my thoughts these days - but thank you all, thank you so much. Every bit helps. Hug your loved ones for ol' Zaozy, tonight 🤍
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 08/08/2026
Mushroom Musume was one of my favorite video games I played in 2025, and a huge part of that was the soundtrack, which was subtle, emotional and often eerie. The composer of that soundtrack needs a hand recovering after a house fire. I encourage you to give Zao what you can.
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Bird Nerd @kitchenbird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My partner's sister has graciously started a GoFundMe in the wake of our house catching on fire. Coming home to your house on fire is an experience I would never wish on anyone, but I will forever be thankful that the three of us and our three cats are all safe and alive.
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Mortally Moonstruck Games @mortalmoongames.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did you know it's Non-Binary Awareness Week? Mushroom Musume is part of the Nonbinary Coded Games sale on Steam! 🍄 This is our first time putting the game on sale, btw~ Get it on Steam (and itch!) now for $11.99, and check out other cool queer-made titles ⚧️ store.steampowered.com/app/2484580/...
store.steampowered.com
Nonbinary Coded Games
hosted by NomnomNami and npckc, this event is a big showcase for games made by nonbinary developers!
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Buntime 🗡🐇 @buntime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
guys idk if mike mentioned this but when we were taking a walk and i stopped him from stepping on that worm, he said "that's someone's girlfriend who got turned into a worm" and it was hilarious
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sometimes when my spouse says “I love you” I respond “why?” and then I giggle when they give me an annoyed look
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Kos, that kobold you know @draekos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wacom doing planned obsolescence with a "Thank you for your support" on their staggeringly overpriced products wasn't on my bingo card but I am UNSURPRISED. If you too are in this position, allow me to draw your attention to what's probably your best solution: opentabletdriver.net
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 14/06/2026
Oh - the new Roku OS will automatically rearrange your channels based on what you last watched? My 82-year old mother will love that.
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Octavius32 @octavius32.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Remember u dont need ai for place holders this is a concept sketch for alien
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026
To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

NO WAR WITH IRAN!
The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West.
You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together
& we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you
& your government is much bigger than the difference
between you & me.
And the difference between me
& my government is much bigger
than the difference
between me & you.
And our governments are very much the same...
—Marjane Satrapi
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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Superman posing in the air so that it looks like a small child is lifting him for @dcforgaza.bsky.social Impossibly cute prompt I had to snatch 🥰 #Art #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
A small child in overalls and a yellow shirt with a Superman logo happily lifts Superman in the air. Superman feigns surprise but is clearly very delighted (he is levitating in the air to make the child look strong). Around them, a crowd of people take out their phones and laugh in collective amusement.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a blue poison dart frog is posing confidently for two of his frog friends, who are both brown. One friend says, “whoa, dude!” And the other remarks, “nice paint job!” Panel 2: the blue frog, striking another pose, replies, “thanks. It’s designed to keep predators away.” Panel 3: a heron - without giving it a second thought - tosses the blue frog into its mouth and thinks to itself, “nice, blue flavor!” The two other frogs can only watch and scream in horror.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A man catches himself before stepping on a banana peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The banana peel then launches itself towards his face like an Alien Facehugger. The man, now supine, looks horrified as his stomach expands. In an explosion of viscera a banana pops out of his stomach.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A goose honks at another, honk honk honk. We see the inside of its head which reveals a smaller goose at a control desk with many buttons that say honk
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
[Slay the Spire 2 fancomic] Dang Defect, you look hella different. probably one of the dumbest comic ideas ive had so i had to draw it lmao. I think ironclad would be an oblivious himbo if he were more sane lol (also i love my son beef-fect but i also miss the twink-fect look from StS 1 lol)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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m-snail.bsky.social @m-snail.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
#slaythespire2 #comic
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Airdorf (Official) - top 1% on GaryLovesYou.com @airdorfofficial.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Mortally Moonstruck Games @mortalmoongames.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
❄️Winter is nearing its end, and things that were thought long dead are beginning to bloom... like love, amongst other seasonal things. Join us this Saturday for the Love and Conquest update, and take something that's yours.❄️
A promotional image for an upcoming update for the game "Mushroom Musume." It reads: "Mushroom Musume: The Love and Conquest Update. Valentine's Day, February 14th. Coming This Saturday."

On the image is art from the game. Specifically, the art for the Splitgill and Devil's Bolete daughters, and in-game icons used to denote love and violence - a large heart surrounded by smaller hearts, and a knife plunging downwards, respectively.
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Buntime 🗡🐇 @buntime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
*showing up to work late* sorry I'm late I really didn't want to be here
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m-snail.bsky.social @m-snail.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Zazmoze and Amy. Frog wizard fishing
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Activity Fun Page
panel 1: Word Jumble
the answer is “FUCK ICE!”

panel 2: Picture Puzzle
the answer is “FUCK ICE!”

panel 3: Word Find
the findable phrase is “FUCK ICE”

panel 4: “Help your congressperson guide the $ out of the ice maze!”

“A phone, not a gun, to be clear.”
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Reid Southen @rahll.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This kid is awesome, actual hero.
“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.” According to the police estimate, around 57 of the 160 images on the wall were destroyed.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Do you know how often I’ve heard people argue that trans rights IN GENERAL are unimportant because we’re less than 1% of the population? The argument against civil rights is not, and can never be, numbers. Civil rights for everyone. Full fucking stop.
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Port Sherry @portsherry.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Song break
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Great Gatsby (2013)
Gatsby informs you he d*es this year. No, not him. You know.
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m-snail.bsky.social @m-snail.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Infested waters
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The game was rigged from the start
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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The Rocket Knight @sparkster2600.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Reposting this with alt text. Delete your Twitter. Now.
For You "Elon Saved Free Speech" White Knight Assholes: Read the New Terms of Service 
Released Today

X just updated their Terms of Service effective January 15, 2026.

Here's what you agreed to:

AI TRAINING RIGHTS GRAB: Everything you post becomes training data for their Al models. Every thought, opinion, creative work. You're building their models for free. No compensation. No opt out.

PERPETUAL CONTENT LICENSE: They get a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, modify, and distribute your content "for any purpose" in "any media now known or later developed." Forever. They can sell it. Give it to governments. Anything.

FORCED JURISDICTION: All disputes must be filed in Tarrant County, Texas. You waive the right to join class actions. If they wrong millions of users, you sue alone in THEIR court.

ARBITRARY TERMINATION: They can delete your account "for any other reason or no reason at our convenience." Years of content, connections, reputation. Gone. Zero due process.

$15,000 LIQUIDATED DAMAGES: Access more than 1 million posts in 24 hours and you owe $15,000. Per million. Journalists and researchers investigating the platform face financial ruin.

GOVERNMENT DISCLOSURE: They reserve the right to hand your DMs, drafts, and entire history to governments based on what they
"reasonably believe" is necessary.

ANTI-JAILBREAK CLAUSE: Testing their Al systems, exposing censorship mechanisms, or security research is now explicitly a Terms violation. They added "prompt engineering or injection" to prohibited conduct.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
your tired, your poor
panel 1: a doctor looking at info on his clipboard asks himself “Why isn’t the patient responding to any of the treatments?”

panel 2: the patient, a bald guy in a hospital bed asks, alarmed “Wait—what treatments?”

panel 3: the doctor explains “We treat the already healthy so their health will trickle down to sick people like you.”

panel 4: “Wait—where am I?” the patient screams. 

pan out to the exterior of “Ronald Reagan Medical Center”

(Ronald Reagan was a US president in the 80’s with very conservative policies, including the idea of “trickle down economics” for context. The Ronald Reagan Medical Center is a real hospital in CA that by all accounts is top of the line and professional btw, this comic is merely poking fun at the Ronald Reagan part—they do not believe in trickle down healthcare 😬)
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A bird/human monstrosity sits on a train looking at its phone as the countryside goes by out the window. The train stops and the bird puts down its crossword app to look at a town flying an italian flag. "Huh?" asks the guy/bird "How did I get to Ireland?" A neighbouring passenger says (in italian) "This is the italian flag ... you're in Italy" to which our bird responds "...um" while typing on its phone. In the final panel we see the screen of the bird's phone, where it is trying to translate from English to Irish "Where can I go birdwatching?" Typing this out makes it seem like it doesn't make any sense. But to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, go inside my head and then tell me it's not funny.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Panel 1: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Beginning", and it's a girl sitting on a stone wall at a park on a sunny day, shaded partially by the leaves of the tree above, saying "th-there's this girl ... and she's ... annoying." She's got brown hair with straight bangs, and is wearing a red-and-yellow dolphin-logo t-shirt and high-waisted jean shorts.

Panel 2: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Middle", and it's a massive meteor colliding with the Earth, lava-filled cracks meandering from the point of impact and lava and smoke rising from around the meteor.

Panel 3: Title "Average Yuri Plot Ending", and it's two simply-drawn girls (one of whom is the girl from the first panel) standing next to each other, smiling, and holding hands with dumb little blank expressions. Confetti is falling around them. The other girl has her dark brown hair in a messy bun, has purple eyes, and is in a red-and-white athletic tank-top, black tights, and red leg warmers.
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It’s just bread (complimentary)
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Kevin Comics @kevincomics.com · 27/11/2025
Have fun eating Jerry! 🦃🦜
1. Wearing a pink kitchen apron, Kevin walks in, holding a large cooked turkey on a platter. Across the table, his bird perches on the back of chair watching. "Happy Thanksgiving!" Kevin says.
2. Kevin places the turkey down on the table. His bird leans over to inspect. "Jerry?" his bird says.
3. Kevin's bird looks up at him. "I think I knew this guy," he says.
4. Kevin looks shocked. "Oh gosh! I'm sorry!" he says. "Don't be," his bird responds. "He was a jerk. Let's eat."
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
rise and grind lets get this bred
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Dr Allison Andrews’ monster @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Keep your goals high
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
💰💰💰
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Throughout November, Disney Prime is partnering with the USDA to bring awareness to nutrition piracy. We are offering a 10% discount on your monthly subscription when you visit tinyurl.com/yc2vbzsb /form?vsid=DontSNAP and pledge that when you *see* something, you'll *say* something. #DisneyCares
You wouldn't steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family in the XBAND font which we recognize for some reason.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
a guy holds out his phone and says
“i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog”

another guy looks concerned and says:
“don't they send 17
trillion dollars
to israel every year”
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days

Transcript

Panel 1

Gustopher and Douglas are meeting up to go Trick-or-Treating. Gustopher sees that Douglas has decided to go as the classic ghost for Halloween. Various spooky things are happening in a house in the background. There are two mysterious figures on the second floor with a spider above them. And demonic entity also appears to have a plate full of eyeballs as a bat watches from above. I hear they're full of protein.

Gustopher: DOUGLAS! Great costume!

Douglas: Thanks.

Panel 2

Douglas poses in his costume. It's just a simple sheet with eye and arm holes cut out but it's effective. I'd give it four out of five rocks. Douglas explains his inspiration for the costume.

Douglas: I decided to be a ghost. It represents my fear of never truly being seen and my hope to be remembered.

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Gustopher stands in his own costume. He is wearing the same taco costume he wore last year. He begins to contemplate his inspiration for such a costume. Thankfully, the house behind him does not have anything too spooky in it. Just a cat looking at what's going on outside.

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Gustopher carefully chooses his words and explains his inspiration for his fine taco costume.

Gustopher: I'm a taco because I like tacos.

The cat in the window appears to be doing something. Smiling? And shadowy tendrils are erupting beneath the cat. Okay, I'm sorry. This is too spooky. The eyeballs were bad enough. I'm leaving.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/10/2025
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
Calvin demanding his dad show him Cow Tools, which ends with them staring, confused, at Cow Tools
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
follow the rules
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS"

Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items."

Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..."

Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#bonktober69 catch up: Day 13, Get Lucky! One man's treasure...
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