Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nuh-uh! I'm gonna breathe in and out real fast when you blink. You won't see it. 130
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Bluesky...static.klipy.comGhoulieAlt: Ghoulie popping up out of the toilet. 150
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Godzilla Minus Zero equals Godzilla. They could have saved us all the math and just called the movie Godzilla. 120
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today, instead of putting your nose to the grindstone, try putting your KNOWS to the MIND-ZONE. 150
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Permission to change the phrase "gooky cookie" to "crumby cummies," SIR! 110
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always fly into a rage at that part in the song, The Magic Store, where the lyrics go, "You're a clown and a fool!" How dare they sing such things at me. I will not stand for it. You hear me, Muppet Movie??? 010
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Self-made man? No no no, you misheard me. I said I am a selfish madman! 120
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Maybe I wouldn't mind people blasting loud music from their cars if the music they liked wasn't the worst sounding shit I ever heard. 141
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This obsession with two buildings that have been gone for 25 years is a sickness. Why create these ghostly false idols of capital? I thought it was the people we were supposed to be remembering, but instead we're fetishizing the place where they worked. 010
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Whoa, the new Pac-Man: Spirits of Chaos looks AMAZING! His spherical yellow body has never looked more spherical. And the ghosts, wow, they look like real ghosts. 050
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whenever I see you the word "barfly" my brain pronounces it as "barf-lee". 130
Reposted by Kirk HowleJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Let me tell you about my dialect. I talk like an idiot. 052
Reposted by Kirk HowleMichael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you 103143383328
Reposted by Kirk HowleMicah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026this is a common question and the answer is that a lot of companies actually do track piracy numbers when it comes to gauging interest in an IP so if you really want to send the message that Harry Potter is toxic: no, you should not pirate it either 221537583
Reposted by Kirk HowleCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Seen a lot of people responding to this with “I’m just going to pirate the show,” and I want to gently remind everyone that the central idea in this piece is that there’s no way to engage with the Potter franchise in any capacity that doesn’t benefit Rowling and her bigotry 21400426
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I did it! I saw the 4K restoration of Gandahar at IFC Center. It was good! Colors looked amazing, it had updated English subtitles maybe more accurate to the original French (not sure), and I could see details in the artwork I never noticed before. Hoping a bluray will be released 1000 years ago. 050
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There will be a huge worldwide party when the one we want dead finally dies. I'm sad Dolly and Curry won't get to be here for it. 020
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What's your favorite acting role of a singer? Feyd... Lovely Feyd. Actually, this shot is great, but mainly I love Sting's over-the-top line delivery, "I WILL kill hiiiiim!" during his fight with Kyle Maclachlan. That quote pops into my head a lot. 110
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026So... You have defeated my son, Maximus, in battle. Well met, good warrior. But you won't fare so well against my other son, Skinemaximus! His poorly written plots are but a thinly veiled excuse to show gratuitous nudity, which thine eyes cannot resist! 140
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Name your favorite comic film that isn't DC or Marvel. Giamatti as Pekar is perfect casting. 240
Reposted by Kirk Howlemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/08/2026"you probably mean this, a different thing than what you were searching for. here's more information on it" how dare you speak to me as if you were a creature of divine flesh. i curse thee, machine pretender 230125
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I am the Trapper Keeper Man. I put all my victims' souls in this Trapper Keeper I carry around with me! It has a picture of a rainbow unicorn on it, but it's an EVIL rainbow unicorn!! If you go to school, I kill you!!!! That's the only rule!!!!! Make a movie about me!!!!!! Or I'll kill you!!!!!!! 040
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's not really fair that people describe stuff that reminds them of Twin Peaks as simply "Lynchian." Sure, David Lynch had a big influence in that show, but he was only ONE of the creators. The other creator is Mark Frost. That's why we should start calling surreal TV shows "Frosty." 251
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm gonna karate chop you in the testicles, no pun intended. 010
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What's your favorite Disney princess? Wrong answers only. 120
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The next Dr. Octopus should be played by Toby Radloff. He's the only one nerdy enough to pull off that stupid shit. 100
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Watching a children's cartoon and blurting out, "This is so fake! Doesn't even look real!" 030
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Imagine if every town all across this country had things called school buses that allowed children to get to school by riding in one big vehicle instead of being driven in individual cars. Now imagine if something like that existed for adults to get to work and other places they wanted to go. 110
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"They call me Mellow Yellow." "Oh yeah??? Well they call ME Flush Down Brown! And this town ain't big enough for the both of us. And by 'town' I mean 'toilet' because we are pee and poo in a toilet." 020
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not the right answer??? Well that's just your opinion, Tagline. 020
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When you live in Canada or Mexico, all of The USA is "the flyover states." 030
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Well well well, it seems my ancient nemesis, The Gore Tongs Fissure Man, refuses to die. He will rue the day, of that you can be certain! 010
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. THIS IS ONLY A TEST: Wubba wubba wubba. I'm in trubba trubba trubba. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, ADDITIONAL INFORMATION WOULD HAVE BEEN PROVIDED TO YOU. THIS WAS ONLY A TEST. 020
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Reginald McDeginald Major McSneeze Gribbness Birdily The McNugganettes The Fried Guys The Handburglar They all seemed so fun in your childhood. But when you eat them now, they just don't taste the same. 030
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So certain Capital One banks are now called Capital One Café, and there's space in them where you can get coffee and sandwiches and hang out if hanging out in a bank sounds fun to you. Anyway, they were giving away these terribly designed cookies that also look like gravestones for no reason. 130
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My name ain't nasty. It's Jackson. Miss Janet if you're baby. 030
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Johnny Depp is Elijah Wood as Danny DeVito as The Penguin in Ebenezer. Watch Johnny Depp get sucked into a bed again, just like he did in Nightmare on Elm Street. This Christmas, you will believe a movie studio can say, "Much meta. Such Christmas. Wow." 120
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My favorite animated film of all time, which has been completely unavailable in any US media for the past 30 years, has been recently remastered and is going to be screening at IFC Center in August. I am super looking forward to going to see it on a big screen. www.ifccenter.com/films/gandah...ifccenter.comIFC Center - GandaharAn entire civilization must confront its destiny in alternative-animation pioneer René Laloux’s final feature, a cult classic of mind-bending science fiction. In a distant world, a merciless army of a... 3175
Reposted by Kirk Howle👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Happy Wednesday.... 203142352455
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad, I need a motherfucking suckadickalickalong." GWAR - The Salaminizer 130
Kirk Howle @kirkhowle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don't know what it is about this site lately, but it literally hurts my eyes to scroll through bluesky now. It's like eye strain and also a literal stinging sensation. Anybody else experiencing this, or do I just have old man eyes now? 110
