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Roald Dahl's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" creeped me the hell out. It was fine until the Oompa-Loompas started singing about watching too much TV. The lyrics about children's eyes popping out and rolling on the floor made me put the book back on the shelf & never want to touch it again.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

YELLOSEMITE SAM-MARINE "Great horny toads! Blue Meanies!"

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the original cartoon, Freakazoid is talking to Joe Leahy, the announcer on the show, who was doing a cameo in the episode. I once got to show this cartoon to Joe on Twitter. He enjoyed it!

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Belated alt text: Princess Celestia, who as established in "Horse Play" can't act, poorly declaims "Ohh, no. What are weee going TO do...?" Freakazoid, as depicted in a scene from "The Freakazoid" where he tells Joe Leahy the same thing, says, "YOU'RE gonna get some ACTING lessons, mister!".

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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Double feature today! Forgotten Island was a perfect blend of gremlin weirdo energy and sweet sincere optimism. Please see this before it leaves theatres! More movies like this please. Next up: Digger. :D

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Don't jump down on the trash bin, you'll break it! ...Actually no, you probably won't."

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ahhhh this video never fails to cheer me up! Yes, that's the voice of Ricardo Montalban. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgF...

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I already hate the name. Was it anything like Service Merchandise?

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Remember when you could go to the store and buy a thing you need and not go home empty-handed? Why did we as a fucking species stop doing that?

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How can it work? It's not hooked up to the plumbing.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"but doctor... you're pagliacci!" "how many tickets shall i put you down for?"

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

man: i'm so depressed doctor: go see the great clown pagliacci. that will cheer you up man: but doctor... that's not his name! "pagliacci" is just the italian word for "clowns"!

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh. So they're actually just teeth. Okay then. Pig's teeth, I'm assuming.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I saw "Forgotten Island" today and it was AWESOME and HILARIOUS! Apparently it did poorly at something called "the box office on opening weekend", so HEY EVERYBODY go see it!

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The big burger chain in my cartoons is called OHAY! Burgers. The name stands for "Our Hamburgers Are Yummy!" I made up an ad campaign that modifies the slogan for other menu items: cheeseburgers (OCAY!), shakes (OSAY!), onion rings (OORAY!) and their fries, or "taters". (OTAY!)

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The local supermarket in my cartoons is Food Iguana, and the store-brand knockoff is called Dr. Iggy.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, I'm guessing the eyebrows and hair are also onion, so you're probably right.

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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hmm. Does anybody out there know how to do phonetic transcription in IPA, or have an MA or better in Linguistics? I might have a job lead (and I get referral bonuses). Hit me up in DMs.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's about two Filipino girls who visit a mythical island, then wake up 12 hrs later with no memory of what happened. And then they meet a giant bird and a weredog guy! Oh yeah, and one of the girls has wings! Wings holding onto her shoulders with clawed feet.

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I saw "Forgotten Island" today and it was AWESOME and HILARIOUS! Apparently it did poorly at something called "the box office on opening weekend", so HEY EVERYBODY go see it!

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My guess is "because the protagonists are ethnic girls".

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just saw it today! It's awesome and hilarious!

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KT chows down on chow mein @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Idea: a music streaming service that converts all songs into bagpipe music. I call it... Scotify.

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