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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 15h
🎵 I keep on thinkin' 'bout you Sister Golden Hair surprise 🎵
An ear of corn on a cornstalk that's got so much long, luxuriant golden silk, ooh baby...
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21h
Bet you thought I was gonna say Pinkie Pie, didn't you? ...Well, I am. Pinkie Pie!
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21h
Paddington Bear.
Paddington Bear, from the second movie where he's in prison and he's managed to turn everyone's uniforms pink.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'd say the Beatles cartoon series, depicting them in their clean-shaven suit-and-tie early-career look well into 1967, by which time they were actually sporting mustaches and psychedelic clothes.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A shrunken screenshot to show I'm working on a new cartoon.
Tiny version of a screenshot of my Clip Studio Paint window, showing the first panel of a new cartoon I'm working on. KT and Doris are wearing costumes for Halloween. I'm hoping someone can recognize them!
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"But madame! I am ze *good* Hitler!"
Loopy de Loop, a French-Canadian wolf who only wants to do good.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump's image consultant:
The cover of Barenaked Ladies' "Born on a Pirate Ship" album, featuring a bratty kid wearing a folded newspaper pirate hat and pulling a rude face.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Daniela from "Luca".
Daniela Paguro holds her son Luca (they're sea monsters) and alternately scolds him and gushes over him.
"You had us worried half to death, and you must never do that again! And you raced your tail off and kicked so much human butt! And I'm so proud of you, and I am so mad at you!"
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
West is Lip
West Is Lip, a fake alt-rock band made up by Strong Bad mispronouncing the town name "West Islip".
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alt text to follow later sorry
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ratatouille.
The big neon sign atop Gusteau's Restaurant, showing that it is rated 3 of 5 Michelin stars.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know who this military genius was, but he was pictured on a box of playing cards made by Nintendo long ago before video games were invented.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy with a hairstyle that looks like the Mandelbrot set.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog learns Swedish. Then he says "I feel the need for speed" in Swedish and runs off, but since "speed" in Swedish is "fart", his exit is stinky. Tails is offended.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Squiddly Diddly in a dapper purple tuxedo.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I drew something that fits this meme, but I don't really want my timeline filling up with smoking cartoon characters, so I'll just post it here.
Gags based on the "Gadget on smoke break" meme, roughly sketched in purple.
1. Gadget with a bottle of hooch sticking out of her mouth instead of a cigarette.
2. Gadget's cigarette accidentally setting her jumpsuit on fire.
3. A realistic mouse clutching a large wrench and smoking a large cigarette.
4. Inspector Gadget smoking.
5. Gadget smoking what looks like a tiny cigarillo. Dale asks, "Tobacco?" Gadget answers, "Rosemary".
6. Gadget trying to smoke a HUUUGE cheroot.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morris, the furry little creature with six legs, four wings, and no head from the movie "Shang-Chi".
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How to make a Denver omelette: Step 1: Butter the skillet, using whichever shape of butter you prefer. Here in Denver, there are two!
A butter dish containing two sticks of butter: a thick stubby Western one, and a slim eastern Elgin one.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Avery, Jones & Maltese could probably get you a couple hundred for that!
A billboard for Avery, Jones & Maltese, the fictional law firm in the movie Coyote vs. ACME.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does a certain movie that "Coyote vs. ACME" is often being compared to have a similar scene? Well, yes, but the car is also a cartoon.
Video cover of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", showing Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant, driving(?) Benny the Cab, with Roger Rabbit in the passenger seat, and Jessica Rabbit in the back seat.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just realized that "Coyote vs. ACME" joins the pantheon of films containing a scene where a human actor is driving a car with a cartoon animal in the passenger seat (well OK, in this case the back seat).
Scenes from six films that show a guy driving cartoon animals around in a car:
Rocky & Bullwinkle with Piper Perabo.
Daffy Duck with Brendan Fraser.
Yogi Bear & Boo Boo with Tom Cavanagh.
Alvin & the Chipmunks with Jason Lee.
The Easter Bunny with James Marsden.
Sonic the Hedgehog with James Marsden.A scene from "Coyote vs. ACME", showing Lana Condor, Wile E. Coyote, and Will Forte in a car together.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mactonites.
An image of Mac Tonight, the crescent-moon-headed lounge pianist from those McDonald's ads, labeled as "Mactonites" in a Star Trek font.
Full disclosure: joke stolen from a Neil Cicierega video.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Creepy eyes in the dark. The angry-looking eyes are orange with slit-shaped pupils.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post not quite Star Trek
Cartoon I drew of a Star-Trek-esque spaceship meeting aliens whose language has a lot of funny word coincidences with English. The captain speaks to Clever Kissingbooth, president of the planet Balcony. His wife is named Potato. The captain can't help laughing. Fortunately, instead of leading to war, this situation just makes everyone amused.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Artists, drop something creepy.
A doggie daddy reacts to the knowledge that his son can split his head open and make tentacles appear.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This image has some Bernie und Ert vibes.
Bernie und Ert, a German adult parody of Ernie & Bert from Sesame Street. They have oddly proportioned heads, and one eye and no nose each.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breakfast Squares.
High Protein Breakfast Squares, a "complete light meal in 2 frosted bars". Comes in vanilla, cinnamon or chocolate. Claims to be nutritious, but come on, this is clearly cake.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Silly answers only.
Sweet Polly Purebred, from the Underdog cartoon.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Didn't last long, did they? I never ate at either of these places (I don't care for hot wings) but it's still kinda sad to see a "permanently closed" Google marker on a place whose "NOW OPEN" banner is still visible in Street View.
A Google Street View image of a BreWingz restaurant. The sign has a banner saying "WE'RE OPEN!" but the little Google business icon has a popup saying "Permanently closed".A Google Street View image of a Fire Wings restaurant. The storefront has a banner saying "NOW OPEN" but the little Google business icon has a popup saying "Permanently closed".
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
The cover image of "Flood" by They Might Be Giants, showing an old green-tinted photo of a man rowing across floodwaters in a makeshift raft made of four washtubs lashed together.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ever wondered how a Braille sign would read if it were damaged? If, say, one of the little dots went missing?
How to write "Wet paint" in Braille, and, for each dot, how the Braille would read if it were removed.
"Wet paint" is written in huge Braille signs, with each dot tied to a line written in red. The lines say things like "Jet paint", "Wat paint", "Wet faint", "Wet pains", etc.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just assumed, given that the Etch-a-Sketch is famous for making it much easier to write short, straight connected segments than complex curves. Also I couldn't resist tweaking ya. 😉
A bunch of crude Mondrian-esque rectangular shapes drawn on the screen of an Etch-a-Sketch.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rosey!
Rosey the Robot from the Jetsons, who has just dumped a pineapple upside-down cake right-side-up on Mr. Spacely's head, much to George Jetson's consternation.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A bunch of Pixar dinosaurs roar NO.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Substitute Teacher
Parody of Key & Peele's "Substitute Teacher" sketch.
Mr. Garvey asks if "Jimothy" is here, with the accent on the second syllable.
Jimothy, a student with a short-spined raccoon for a crudely photoshopped head, says "Present" with the accent on the first syllable.
Mr. Garvey exclaims "THANK you!"
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RHPS RHCP RCMP RTFM
Rocky Horror Picture Show,      Rocky Horror Chow Picture,      Rocky Chow Morror Picture,      Rocky Torror Ficture Mow.
Red Hot Pepper Shili,           Red Hot Chili Peppers,          Red Chili Mot Peppers,          Red Tot Filly Meppers.
Royal Hounted Police Sanadian,  Royal Hounted Canadian Police,  Royal Canadian Mounted Police,  Royal Tanadian Folice Mounted.
Read He Pucking Smanual,        Read He Cucking Panual,         Read Che Manual Pucking,        Read the Fucking Manual.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Apparently it's impossible to find online episodes of the old '60s summer series "Malibu U." that aren't in black and white and superimposed by a timecode and a UCLA ID slate that says "NOT LICENSED FOR USE". Enjoy it if you like... but don't USE it!
That meme image that says "Ha! Ha! I'm using The Internet!!" except I changed it to say "Ha! Ha! I'm using Malibu U.!!"
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
While y'all are doing your Endless Scream, I'll be over here... having an Endless Groan.
The Groan, a detail of Edvard Munch's "The Scream", altered to look like the figure is groaning wearily.
Title: THE GROAN
Bottom text: COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN PAINTED BY A WEARY GUY
Side text: painted by Edvard Munch, shamelessly altered without permission by KT.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Foska looks like a cross between Drew Carey and a minion. There, I said it!
Foska, the star of an experimental animated film from 1984 called Anijam. He's got yellow skin, pink crewcut hair, a light pink clown nose, a green tongue, widely spaced Chiclet teeth, goggles, a white shirt with a red bowtie, red pants, a stubby tail, and pink high-heeled boots. In other words, a mishmash of ill-fitting cartoon features that combine to make a rather unappealing character.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Blueberries.
The logo for Harvey's, a Canadian fast-food burger chain. The name "Harvey's" appears inside a stylized bun, which is blue for some reason.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo [a.k.a. Breakdance 2]
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I drew that once!
Anansy and Shruggo, with Nancy drawn as a spider god in an imitation of the visual style of Gerald McDermott, author of "Anansi the Spider: A Tale from the Ashanti".

Then there's Sluggo, shrugging.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.
The King of Id, who is the best Star Trek captain because being a miniature medieval monarch automatically makes you great at commanding a spaceship.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good, because the short king is a fink!
The King from "The Wizard of Id" comic strip.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Had a silly idea involving @bakertoons.com 's characters...
Fake poster for The Backrooms, except it says "The Bakertoons" and instead of scary monsters there are characters from Bakertoons' comics: Gutenberg and Lauren Ipsum.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Always hilarious when they put the names over the wrong faces on movie posters.
Rough sketch of an imaginary movie poster for an imaginary movie called "The Name Game Blame".
From left to right, the star names at top read: Tony Chuff, Dwayne Blackguy, Olivia Dainty.
From left to right, the stars in the photo are: a dainty lady, a tough-looking white guy, and a suave black man.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh I forgot to mention this! When I got home from my trip a week and a half ago, this was waiting for me: art and stickers from @baphypaws.bsky.social , whose Ko-Fi I had recently started following!
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Post your blue art.
A four-panel cartoon roughly drawn in blue lines, in which KT builds a car out of gingerbread, drives it to the store, and then gets mad when he finds that Hansel and Gretel have eaten it.
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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drew this just now.
KT says "Hiya Squiddly! Whatz nü?"
Squiddly Diddly says "Oh! KT, I met a squid and I've been helping her with her new business."

KT says "Ooo, wotz she sell?"
Squiddly says "Fake tattoos that are specially formulated for cephalopod skin!" He is wearing one that looks like a scar.

"I helped her film the TV ad. Want to see?"
KT says "Ooo yis!"

Squiddly turns on a TV. We see Squidina Star from "Spongebob" playing a guitar and wearing a fake scar. Squiddly is playing drums and wears a fake scar and eyepatch.

 Squidina sings:
"1-877-Skars-4-Skwids
S-K-A-R, Skars 4 Skwids
1-877-Skars-4-Skwids
Look real tough today!"
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