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This thot is very much with me

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I very much gave myself bad karma with this post. Ended up in a shopping centre where a bunch of kids were having a long distance wolf whistling contest.

Luca. Perfect sunny escapism, gay vibes, not challenging at all, and cute rainy scenes towards the end.

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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There's a jewelry stall in this shopping centre advertising permanent welded jewelry (bracelets, anklets etc.) and I can't see that as anything other than kinky.

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Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/09/2026

He should at least let me give him a reason

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/09/2026

Got leg cramp last night in bed and whimpered, which made Sam wake up screaming

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I would expect that. Most sex toy shops sell porn too. I'm not saying dildos aren't age restricted, just that they shouldn't be!

I guess they might be age restricted under the logic that if you want them before a certain age you might be being coerced?

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Ooh, hopefully it might cause a scene and involve multiple assistants... Although I personally don't think sex toys should be age restricted, and I'm not sure if they are or not. There's nothing you can do with them that isn't safer than using something homemade.

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It used to be that to embarrass shy subby boys you'd send them into a supermarket to buy just lube and a cucumber in the same order. This simplifies things. Though finding a checkout with actual human staff nowadays might be a bigger challenge.

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it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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People need to stop liking this after I told you it wasn't funny

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/09/2026

It'll be more fun when I've got the padded cell set up and got a camera in there

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Not daily but I like to do them. I have attempted the Quiptics from the Guardian a few times. They're meant to be quick and easy but the couple of times I've completed them it's been over multiple sessions spanning days.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/09/2026

Doing some work this afternoon but keeping an eye on my boy

A television (in my study) which is streaming a live feed from my playroom. There's a boy on all fours with a plugged hole.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/09/2026

Didn't realise they'd released a size queen edition

A can of Diet Coke with standard girth, but looong

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/08/2026

There's more than one use for a sweltering room full of ropes and scaffolding

A selection of towels hanging from bondage rope suspended between scaffolding poles in a playroom

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Archer seems very invested in Sam's spire slaying...

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But also yes maybe

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You're the prettiest though and that counts for something

I should get bonus points for doing this shit in Windows MovieMaker too!

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I've been legal since 2002 and I was a horny teenager, so theoretically there should be content before. But in those days camera technology was a limiting factor! Pretty sure I filmed this on a webcam!

This may not be the oldest thing I have, but it feels like spiritually the oldest because it was filmed in my bedroom at my parents house. And the CD tower certainly adds vintage points.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/08/2026

Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll* *my phone autobackups to a NAS and I delete everything from my gallery more than weekly. So you get the oldest thing I can find in my archive instead. Some random messing around, from perhaps 2009?

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See even though I'm a problematic twink enjoyer, I still prefer the decade-older recent pics of you cos you've barely changed except for the improvements in both the quality of your camera and your photo taking abilities.

Yeah it definitely didn't help that two of the journeys, which were basically the same route in opposite directions, took 1½ hours one way and 2½ hours on the return. The M62 around the M1 junction is a disaster at the moment.

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Mine was Dwell, looks like they don't sell it anymore but it was this one: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/22744412... I might be a little wary of buying it second hand. But it's pretty innocuous when it's a coffee table and it's absolutely huge when it's a dining table!

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As in, coffee tables that turn into tables? My dining table is awesome for this, mechanically, though the materials aren't great. It scratches if you breathe on it wrong. But I'll try to find where I got it from. I love showing it off when people visit!

That's a week or two away

I somewhat enjoy driving, not that I'd do it without a purpose. But having spent 6½ hours in a car alone yesterday going to such thrilling locations as Halifax and Warrington, I wouldn't mind a week or two of zero miles...

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SFW depending on where you work: youtu.be/UPLZXeAXiUw?...

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I know this is a shit post... but have you watched the show? The opening scene is basically a panic attack and it goes downhill from there

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Sams been getting me so much more into board games. Not really played much since I was young, and back then it was mostly Monopoly or Cluedo. Or "kid games". I guess if you needed a winner, and Azul was tied on points, you'd just give it to the player that triggered the end of the game.

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It's amazing how much better you've got through this year. Bloody mindedly forcing yourself to do something until you're good at it is tough but this thread is really inspiring and I always enjoy checking in on it

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Board game wise, Azul is a fun 2 player game and not very long. Not sure it meets the funny criteria. It may be strictly possible to draw, I can't remember if there's a tie break rule. Never happened to me.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/08/2026

Yeah! Reposts aren't inherently bad! It's the way certain people use them that are the issue. A lot of the worst abusers of the function are porn guys, so it might let me thirst follow some people who were too annoying previously!

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/08/2026

I do somewhat agree, although I think the climate of purity that seems to exist nowadays is frustrating. But that very article talks about couples fucking in the back of other scenes and I wonder how much context has been lost. The era of directors having full creative control of their films is gone

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/08/2026

We saw you across the bar and we like your vibe

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/08/2026

Cos you love a cop who takes the law into her own hands?