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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21h

The sign of a tastefully managed historic landmark

A giant coffee pot bearing the phrase "my Broomstick runs on Coffee #mothershiptons" in a whimsical font.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 14/09/2026

But make sure to get his consent first

Information screen in a bus:

Did you know?
You can also tap off with the driver

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/09/2026

This thot is very much with me

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/09/2026

Doing some work this afternoon but keeping an eye on my boy

A television (in my study) which is streaming a live feed from my playroom. There's a boy on all fours with a plugged hole.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/09/2026

Didn't realise they'd released a size queen edition

A can of Diet Coke with standard girth, but looong

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/08/2026

There's more than one use for a sweltering room full of ropes and scaffolding

A selection of towels hanging from bondage rope suspended between scaffolding poles in a playroom

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/08/2026

Archer seems very invested in Sam's spire slaying...

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/08/2026

Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll* *my phone autobackups to a NAS and I delete everything from my gallery more than weekly. So you get the oldest thing I can find in my archive instead. Some random messing around, from perhaps 2009?

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/08/2026

We saw you across the bar and we like your vibe

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/07/2026

If finding the rabbit boys with the big dicks sexy makes me a furry then so be it... If finding porcelain figures attractive makes me middle aged then... maybe I'm less on board with that.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/07/2026

Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks

A porcelain male figure on all fours wearing only a T-shirt - he has the head of a rabbit

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/07/2026

Like most subby boys, I think his eyes are too big for his belly...

A small model of a rubber dog boy, looking at a comparatively massive knotted dildo

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/05/2026

Stupid purchases to make me smile.

Two figurines of rubber clad pups in hoods and socks, one black and yellow, one black and red. They are positioned nose to nose.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 19/05/2026

I've rather lost interest in PL football this season (I'm a fairweather fan), but they're definitely making attempts to lure me back.

Hincapié being accidentally pantsed by a Burnley player. He has a very nice arse.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 17/05/2026

I prefer the homemade version. But yeah, a bit of jeopardy in your underwear is always fun.

Boys outside a club in revealing underwear. One of them is wearing a hanky wrapped around one leg and his package.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/05/2026

It's no Emley Moor mast

Emley Moor, featuring its impressive brick built communication mast (alongside the pathetic modern replacement)

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 26/04/2026

I see Weredog got the lucrative Tyrells sponsorship.

Packet of Tyrells crisps, a group of firemen handling a giant phallic chili pepper

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21/03/2026

Monument to good boys

A statue of a sled dog outside the Polar Museum in Cambridge

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 15/03/2026

Going to take notes from my 7 year old niece on how to end a conversation.

Me: Are you doing anything exciting this week?

Niece: A gladiator came to school on Thursday. Bye. Shocked cat emoji.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21/02/2026

I particularly like the "fem twink" long socks

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 14/02/2026

Took advantage of the break in the rain to take the boy for a culture walk

Sam and Theo in a field, in front of some "modern art"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 11/01/2026

If you see this, post an archer

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/12/2025

Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/12/2025

Being extra queer for the NYE festivities

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/12/2025

Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.

Topless Archie Gray with Lucas Bergvall celebrating.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/12/2025

Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.

Lucas Bergvall and Archie Gray standing on the sidelines at Spurs, and looking hot

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/12/2025

Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas

Sam on his knees, collared, with my hand on his cheek. He's sitting on a large dildo (not pictured)

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 17/12/2025

But don't forget to...

The cover of a compilation book:

Honore de Balzac
Collected Works

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 15/12/2025

Fine fine, you can have one I'm actually in.

A photo of Sam and me on the fake grass at Margate waiting for the HAIM concert

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 15/12/2025

Not to be soppy about it but my favourite photos from this year have a bit of a theme.

Sam being a fearless girl at Thorpe Park next to a standee of the England women's football team

A fairy boy who has "found the fairy Queen" in the gardens of a stately house in Twickenham

Sam sitting at a cafe on the seafront at Margate before a HAIM concert

A very happy boy at a little Italian restaurant, with wine

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 15/12/2025

Frat party invite? You're popular now? No - you're the entertainment.

A text prompt, black on a yellow background:

Write a kinky story in ten words (or fewer)

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 13/12/2025

Not really my type but each to their own...

A title card from George Clarkes amazing spaces. This is clearly not the George Clarke the OP meant.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 07/12/2025

Go on then, you can have another old "subby twink Theo" photo

A photo of me in red Aussiebums and leather cuffs, on a chain to my leather collar

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 06/12/2025

When Christmas concerts roll around and you have to retrieve your festive hat from your shelf of headgear...

A pup hood, gas mask, brown rubber poppers hood and a neoprene hood all lined up on a shelf. The neoprene hood is wearing a Santa hat.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/12/2025

My Spotify wrapped judged me as ever so slightly younger than I am. But I am very old. It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.

My top artists:

HAIM
Bright Eyes
Ben Folds
Editors
We Are Scientists

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 01/12/2025

I wonder what could possibly have arrived in a package this shape, in the run up to Christmas...

A chunky brown cardboard box, about 13inches long, and girthy enough to be hard to grasp in one hand

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 30/11/2025

Dragged Sam to the IKEA and he dragged me to get my first Swedish meatballs.

A plate of IKEA meatballs with chips and peas

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/11/2025

First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 01/11/2025

I'll eat your cake any time

A naked man - but with a slice cut out of his bum to show that he's actually cake

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/10/2025

Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train

A man (me) wearing a large foam helmet in the shape of the protagonist of Hollow Knight, with a mesh hood and a riding crop.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 16/10/2025

Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months. Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.

A photograph of a kink playroom, the floor completely covered by clothes, bedding and assorted junk.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/10/2025

Drop something devilish

Four panel comic

Panel 1 & 2: Satan is sitting on a throne. He is very large and wearing a suit and tie. A small sinner stands before him. Satan declares "Welcome to Hell. Land of 1000 tortures. Prepare yourself! For I shall step upon you and crush your meagre form!!"

Panel 3: Sinner reaction 😍

Panel 4: Devil is dismayed and exclaims "Oh for fuck's sake"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/10/2025

My new book arrived at the local bookshop today! God knows when I'll actually get opportunity to read it, but exciting nonetheless.

Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil by Oliver Darkshire

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 09/10/2025

I did a bingo for a talented bottom that I wanted to gently introduce to filth. Much more appropriate, although slightly skewed towards the tastes of a specific sub.

A bingo board featuring 25 tasks, mostly related to extreme anal sex

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/10/2025

There is no way that there wasn't a load of stuff cut from the edit of Bake Off last night about Iain's "goatse-themed" pie.

A pastry ring featuring two hands either side of a bright red heart.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/10/2025

Feels silly to make a big deal out of Locktober, given that @yossikink.bsky.social wears the cage all year. But any excuse for photos of my boy.

Boy on his knees in vest and shorts with his chastity cage on display.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/09/2025

Tbf whilst I'm a bit overweight and I've got eye bags that make me look like I've been punched in the face, I do think my hair is extremely cute at the moment.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/09/2025

I think you can pump up those numbers

A recipe for 100 garlic-clove curry from Meera Sodha's book "Made in India"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 14/09/2025

Sometimes I'm pretty sure he's teasing on purpose

My boy squatting to find his key and remove his cage for bed

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