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Professor Sizzle

@kingwoodruff.bsky.social
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i’m on some shit that ain’t even out the ass yet

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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 5h
nobody comes walking out of the bathroom anymore with a comedic piece of toilet paper stuck to their shoe. and it’s all because of those damn liberals and their bidets.
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Simpsons Albums @simpsonsalbums.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tyler, the Creator- Wolf (2013)
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sometimes the closure is that there won’t be any
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
9 times outta 10, i get it wrong that’s why i [always spin] this song.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
been feeling very Depressed Ben Wyatt recently ✌🏼🙂 and this was all i could think of while building this Gundam gashapon joint lmao
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally got to break out some of my spooky Pokémon lights :}
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have been reading a lot of Vagabond, which in turn piqued some intrigue on the actual historic figure Miyamoto Musashi, which THEN lead me to picking up and reading HIS work “The Book of Five Rings” 🤓 i love learning
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Amelia! or Meals @ameliamooretattoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Primarina evo line from last week!!🩵🩷🌊🫧🧜🏽‍♀️ #PokémonTattoos
A super cute kawaii tattoo of Popplio, Brionne & Primarina amongst bubbles & pink highlights
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to believe you’ve peaked is to assume that there is a summit to reach. there will always be a taller mountain! keep climbing anyway.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
T***** S**** is at it again, so get ready for the most insufferable women in your immediate vicinity to start acting like we’re seeing unspoken levels of lyrical genius at play here
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
let the air get a lil crisp to it, and Mac Miller’s discography starts calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy bi visibility day to all who kiss all
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i truly do love getting on this knock-off app and just talking to myself. it’s so peaceful.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
did one of them “9 Mangas Who Shaped Who I Am” images 🌝 9koma.com/en
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pinktoe galvantula #pokemon
A drawing of gakvantula with a bow and pink toes
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DELIVERING POWER LINES, YOU 🙂‍↔️ LIVING UNDER EM!
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Bruce McCorkindale @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cookie Monster by Jack Davis.
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i have watched so many Looney Tunes today. absolutely goat’d purchase.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
endeavoring to try and care less about something that’s been bothering me, because the person causing all this strife certainly doesn’t care that I’M upset. 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i got me a Ravens letterman jacket. and i got me a Ravens bomber jacket. and now, i also got me a Ravens Starter windbreaker. so if you see me circling on yet ANOTHER Ravens jacket of ANY variety, PLEASE SHOOT MY ASS 😭🤣 i DO NOT need a fourth piece of Ravens outerwear!
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you really goofy as fuck, boy! and i don’t wanna beef with you, the table had a seat for you, i broke bread to eat with you! this is just a warning shot in case i gotta ether you!
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 06/09/2026
I keep thinking about this art from yourpoetcomics on Tumblr which refers to "whatever this dynamic is called" and I would like to humbly suggest "western tsundere" www.tumblr.com/yourpoetcomi...
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
blowin’ more O’s than the Olympics!
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🗣️ MY MAMA PRAYED FOR ME, BUT I STILL KEEP BLAMMER! 🗣️ YOUR BITCH IS NOT BAD, YOU JUST HAVE LOW STANDARDS!
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
comic from last year that I never posted
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
evergreen
Sonic the Hedgehog. “I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I'M NOT KIDDING.”
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Different strokes
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a metalhead rocker dude with long hair strums a guitar enthusiastically alongside loud music. The posters around him are a bunch of power metal acts such as Lips, CMYK, and Sure. There are beer bottles and cans littered around. Panel 2: his downstairs neighbor is a different type of metalhead. He’s got a shaved head, a neutral, clean apartment with an organized record collection, and memorabilia for death/doom metal acts such as Ick, Filth, and Girth Rate. Mildly annoyed, he removes his headphones and glances up at the ceiling, from which his neighbors loud music is emanating.
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
making meatballs with my mom today :)
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i am now at a tender age where 2 excedrin extra strength barely touches a migraine 🫩 it usually clears up on the second dose 5 to 6 hours after the first, but it’s a lot of grinning and bearing it til then lmfao. shit sucks!
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
angry grass types
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing grass types, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume and Bellossom being very angry
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my head is pounding, my heart is aching, and i feel half inflated. what a week.
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
now they come! a band of angels! to choose! a holy man!
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Professor Sizzle @kingwoodruff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oooooh, this my soooooong, DJ 🗣️ TURNITUP!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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