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Brian Guilfoos @guilfoos.com · 21/09/2026

Someone reminded me on Wednesday that the last time #Crew96 won the USOC I pirated the broadcast and - because distribution on the internet was harder then than it is now - burned DVDs and sent them to Crew fans. You can find that copy on YouTube now.

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Amy @mlsamy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Matt Doyle gives #crew96 transfer window a C-: “I can't get over the fact that they still haven't gone out & found an obvious foundational piece at center back. Bailly has looked slow & kind of lost in his 120 minutes thus far, & nobody's expecting him to be fit for more than a few games, right?” 😬

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

heres my eternal optimism for my beloved #Crew96. tbez came in and saw the CB transfer targets and nixed several and they went back to the drawing board

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John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just absolutely insane that the summer window is about to close and #Crew96 have not added a single defender of any significance, despite the GM himself admitting this was a need. Where can I get a job where I’m paid not to solve the issues I was hired to solve?

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you know what the Columbus Crew really need, less defensive depth and futures. #crew96 what even is this team anymore. the identity is shambolic

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

this has been the best local Columbus professional sports reporting I've ever read. sincerely.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

*spits in hand* I'm going to go edge my yard

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John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A 32 year old CB who was on a free after being relegated from La Liga in a season where he only played 15 games. I don’t know that you can see these signings and think anything other than this is a short-term, “fix it now” solution to the roster problems. #Crew96

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

if you are an American and are actively rooting against the USMNT because of the last 24hrs of events, you're pathetic

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Belgium being crybabies about having to face a player is crazy. I mean come on

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

the new dinosaur of Columbus is Don Waddell.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

reyna will have to win the world cup for me not to see him any other way than a nepobaby

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Issa Tall continuing his push towards crew mediocrity. #regression

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

🗣️ ZACH WERENSKI IS A NORRIS TROPHY WINNER The James Norris Memorial Trophy is presented annually to the defenseman who demonstrates the greatest all-around ability in his position. 👏 #NHLAwards

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Going to wear my Disrespected Media shirt around town for the next week

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Great guy. Wow. Feels weird seeing this, part of my childhood watching CBJ was this guy.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Issa Tall is not going to do anything other than sit on his hands for the remainder of the season. #crew96

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Space Coyote @spacecoyote.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Every mock draft I see has Caleb Downs around pick ~10 and honestly not sure what we’re doing here. Downs is going to fix so many issues for defenses and can pretty much do anything from deep safety to Ni to extra LB to traditional safety work. Should be in top 5

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

If there's someone who says, "I called that Beck interception last night" well, you and everyone single other person who watches college football. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not an amazing insightful read you had

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

If I text you, I don't want a voice memo in response. That's basically half a phone call.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Get ready for more RedZone ads next year. Foot in the door this year..

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

What the fuck was reese doing there

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Would you rather be a Turkey Trot family or a random "break into Christmas carols at the Christmas gathering" family? Note: you have to begrudgingly participate in the one you select

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NOT Issa Tall @notissatall.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Non. Zat es moi!

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Why is Issa Tall always so slow to react? He preaches patience, but he's done zilch to prove this works. In fact, I think he's done the opposite of proving patience works given the outcome of last season. #Crew96

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Don waddell is mismanaging the blue jackets. #CBJ

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Indiana is doing to do it. Unreal

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Darian mensah transferring out of tulane to Duke this year was a very dumb choice. He's a great quarterback still, but a bad read there.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Shit. I love Sumrall but despise Florida

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Fuck the blue jackets. Terrible GM hire, the draft strategy is size and skating without concern for processing, the team he's built has absolutely no identity, Zach Werenski's best years are being wasted. It's the same goddamn story every 5-7 years. #CBJ

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

College football media is obsessed with Arch Manning in a way that only rivals Tim Tebow after his first Heisman win. #CFB

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Crew spent about $6m on Picard and Gazdag and I've gotta say, Issa Tall hasn't covered himself in glory here.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Crew legend forever. Build the statue.

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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Robin Williams passed on this day in 2014. It was a gut punch to lose a beacon of joy. Here's what I recommend: go watch an hour of Williams chatting with Craig Ferguson. It's absolute mayhem. You'll feel better, and feel sad he's gone at the same time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GsP...

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Robin Williams and Craig Ferguson Complete

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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

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homer simpson says " say homer do you like football " in front of a sold sign

ALT: homer simpson says " say homer do you like football " in front of a sold sign

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I know this is "above board" but if you're letting teams structure deals like this then the rules aren't actually that effective, and the half-assed roster rules are just serving as cover for owners and teams that don't want to spend. Just let teams go, and then fans can hold the owners to account.

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Thanks for everything Ozzy

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King Sofa @kingsofa.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Crew got thumped huh? Damn... Let's figure out the first 15 shall we? #crew96

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