Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@empiregass.bsky.social saying the LAFC job is a step up from #Crew96 (because Hollywood??)and in the same breath admitting they’re desperate to hire our former coach. desperate to play like us. And desperate to have the success we’ve had. 🚮 3150
Reposted by CourtneyJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026The most famous person on the planet went to bed last night legitimately sick that Jamal Thiare scored a goal for the Columbus Crew 0663
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time that Messi video comes across my feed when I know #Crew96 won 1252
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have questions: -What are chances Federico said exactly what he meant to say? -How much leeway do you give someone when English isn’t their first language? Regardless of the language barrier or possible sexist connotation, grabbing a ref should be MUCH more than a 2 game ban IMO. #Crew96 130
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Only a fool would bet on MLS BUT….. Prince Owusu will absolutely score tonight #Crew96 220
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I saw that Meta commercial where they defend AI. Anyone else think it’s odd that they use the first part of the David Bowie song “Five Years” in the background? The chorus of that song is Bowie screaming: “We’ve got 5 years / my brain hurts a lot We’ve got 5 years / That’s all we’ve got 🔮 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let’s hope we can get Bangoura back before the final 🙏🏼 #BangouraWatch2026 #Crew96 240
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You could field an all-time Crew best 11 and they’d lose every game in DC. It’s just what we do. #Crew96 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Worried that Mendez is doing that thing where he shows up hot …and then everyone immediately figures him out and now he’s just another guy. Hope I’m wrong #Crew96 300
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Assuming we’re done in the transfer window, big job for Courtois to put all this together properly. Biggest challenge of his career. 🍿 #Crew96 040
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Maybe if we all agree to forfeit our quarter zips we could sign a defender? #Crew96 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My son just showed me a video where Mr. Beast pays 100 police officers to go on an elaborate wild goose chase… he may have inadvertently found the best possible use of police officers. 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The old analogy about building a plane while flying it definitely applies to #Crew96 right now. So I won’t overreact to a loss to Gnashville on the road. However, I do have questions about why we weve been throwing parts off the plane mid flight. 071
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We’re a tournament team. can’t be bothered with this regular season nonsense. #Crew96 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We sub out Adams and then swing in a million crosses. 🤔🤷🏻♂️ #Crew96 020
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Land mines all over for #Crew96 in the leagues cup quarterfinal bracket. Might play against Rossi. Might play against Greggg Berhalter. Might play against Austin 👀 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Forget score predictions. How many long term injuries will #Crew96 get in Charlotte Saturday? 240
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Only 4 teams can catch #Crew96 in Leagues Cup. LAFC can only tie us and would need multiple goal win to make up the goal differential. Dallas has to go to Toluca (good luck). Austin plays America(tough game). Chicago plays Cruz Azul(that’s winnable for Chicago) Top 4 go through 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don’t bother watching Leagues Cup Wrap Up. They don’t discuss or mention the #Crew96 vs Pachuca result. It’s the only game from the weekend they don’t talk about. But they manage to talk about Ted Lasso so there’s that. 🚮 0132
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Sounders brain is a real thing. Lost big and still found a way to flex 020
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Pachuca not so tough when they’re not poisoning teams and playing on top of a mountain at 12,000ft above sea level 🚮 #Crew96 0225
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Looks like we’re one player away from being elite. And by that I mean one player too many. #crew96 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026@empiregass.bsky.social good interview with Walker Zimmerman. He said something that I think deserves a deep dive. He said he was in 8th grade when he realized his best chance of being a pro athlete was in soccer. Isn’t this true across the board? Not just with Walker? 100
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Whatever formation #Crew96 has switched to… switch it back 171
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can you imagine a team featuring Rodrigo Schlegel and the rotting corpse of Milton Valenzuela in defense not knowing how to defend set pieces? Shocking #Crew96 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’d like to think this guy won because he had the most shirt buttons undone. That’s how this works right? 110
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I for one have never doubted Issa Tall or any of his signings. #Crew96 380
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Man I hate Miami. Every owner in the league helps them buy Messi cuz they cant afford him apparently. Miami then uses his notoriety to sign other expensive players at a deep discount. It would be like helping a friend get back on his feet financially and he then runs off with your girlfriend #Crew96 061
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 26/07/2026In hindsight the 2023-24 versions of #HellIsReal will be the peak of the rivalry for the foreseeable future. #Crew96 took Cinci to the woodshed then and even tho the stakes aren’t as hight now, it still feels good to continue that tradition 020
