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King of the Trill

@kingofthetrill.bsky.social
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Austin, TX by way of AZ. Cold beers, pizza, tacos, gardening, AZ sports, Antiques Roadshow

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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it filled at the same place?
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1996 collectibles are all pre-ebay prices. Fun to watch! #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Windsor chairs always gonna be a sad oboe. The people into them are all passing away. #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
8-6-2 unassisted double play!!!
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
#NYT #Connections was some bullshit today.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I was hoping Jeff Hiller would win the Emmy, cause he's great... and I wanted a better look at that suit!
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Dbacks ! Please stop pitching to Kody Clemmons!
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Groundbreaking new business: Barber shop where the barber is on time and accepts credit cards.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So is it a podcast or what?
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
These comic books my husband meticulously took care of for years are worth something? I had no idea. #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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a cartoon of bender from futurama sits in front of a sign that says " sounds boring "
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Every Below Deck Captain: If crewmember steps out of line, they're gone. Chief Stew: A crewmember is out of line. Captain: Try and work it out with them. #belowdeck
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"Point Break" on the CW and "In the Army Now" on LAFF? There's a Lori Petty film festival on the airwaves tonight!
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Presumptuous to assume they'd want a $4000 painting for their nursery. #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
There's a lot of reasons to hate Tony Romo. My reason is that he always excitedly guesses what the next play is going to be seconds before they run it. Like, you were right bro, who cares.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
He'll look great with a headset and a clipboard.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oscars are March 2nd. Fires will be a distant afterthought by then.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Self care
A list of phrases I’m muting because I simply don’t care what people initially thought they read something different than what I typed. This information can be amusing in one’s own head but it adds absolutely nothing to my life.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Every year when the now played out, "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" posts come around, I think of your strip that settled it YEARS ago.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My fiancé and I both worked retail for a long time, so creating a Christmas playlist that doesn't abruptly fill one or both of us with murderjuice is a complicated undertaking.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Bake cookies.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Cut to: A dejected Christopher waiting on Lorelai's porch holding a beautifully wrapped Espresso machine. #gilmoregirls youtu.be/E3WlMeGHxcM?...
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Walmart Holiday x Gilmore Girls | Give the Gift that Shows You Get Them
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Rip open that bear and let us see! #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He doesn't kick as high as the other #Rockettes, but he's got the most heart. #thanksgiving #parade #macysparade
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
When we get an updated appraisal from 2019, does that feel outdated to y'all? It feels like EVERYthing's price has really changed in a pre/post COVID sort of way. #antiquesroadshow
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
*WELL you can get up or go back to sleep. I hope someone was fired for that blunder.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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a judge is sitting in a courtroom and saying `` well duh ! ''
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emily🌈💖 @sealpupper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I would show up at my own execution if it had free pizza
Slice of pizza on a paper plate
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Please wait until after Thanksgiving to start wrapping paper shaming.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ok, ok, hear me out. What if we took a bright and colorful popular animated kids movie but remade it live-action where we still have to animate the fantastical elements, but we desaturate the color so it's less vibrant and feels lifeless by comparison? I think that would be easy money!
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Erin Alberty @erinalberty.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
summoning the motivation to join and learn a new social media thing was way easier when i was 28 and cared about seeming interesting follow me for utah news and dour old lady takes
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Netflix couldn't pull off that live S4 Love is Blind Reunion.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You know who would make a GREAT Christmas album? Weyes Blood.
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
See the bee? #gardening
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Were we supposed to keep our old handles?
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I think Netflix is going to crap out during the #TysonvsPaul fight. Can I bet on that?
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
add gardener
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Best way libraries can support us is: -Stay open later on weekdays, so working people can go there. -Be open on weekends. -Stop scheduling the activities for kids in the middle of a weekday.
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Timika @aroseinpg.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How am I supposed to find the ppl that made my Twitter TL funny
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King of the Trill @kingofthetrill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Signing up now, so I can complain later about how cool it used to be.
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