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Ras (carajo) Calmari

@kingofsquids.bsky.social
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hank just menstruated in his sheets
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web3privacy.info @web3privacy.info · 16/09/2026
The internet feels better when you remember: You can use a pseudonym. You can reject cookies. You can leave the group chat. You can exist without turning everything into content.
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just watched the bad guys. diane is amazing
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The planet of the bass guy aka kyle gordon
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
how could i live without you, GirlCockEnjoyer564
soulseek seeker android client new order brotherhood album download
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
after TADC final episode I can say this Pomni had to be named "Незабывайсвоикорни"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 12/06/2026
walter white with a speech bubble
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Vargskelethor Joel out of context @jobelnocontext.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No one hates cartoons more than people who only watch cartoons
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
brazilian imperialist made this map
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
my mind glitched and i thought "sticker" is "looking more like a stick = thinner"
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's really fucked up that years of inbreeding can cause the muzzles of the Vulpes vulpes to shrink, which can pose breathing and overall health problems to the animal as time goes on.
3 images of fox mccloud from starfox but the third one is edited to make it seem more exaggerated
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a tall building
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a tall building
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
how can the society that produced these images be so evil. how can so much beauty come from so much pain
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
[cw: macrophilia, economics]
gay giant
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
шизофазия
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ahhh...tyler, the creator
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Vibe coding a gun
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
boomerslop
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Have You Know?
ANTHROPIC CEO SAYS CLAUDE MAY HAVE GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER STROKING HIS SHIT TO SOME BIG BOOTY LATINA THROWING ASS IN THE CLUB MAKING IT CLAP LIKE A STANDING OVATION
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🌑Synn🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lovelysynn.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Repost this if you like goats. Ignore if you’re lame and don’t like goats.
A very fluffy Pygmy Goat with two big horns and a cute wittle face gahhh I love goats so much they’re so cute I need one so badly
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C.V ( Commissions open!) @christianvanian.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They killed bastard THEY'VE KILLED THAT BASTARD OMG CONGRATULATIONS TO ANYONE I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT I CAN NOTTT
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
not real or relatable go kys peak dynamic go yuri ship shipping raltionship oc female wojak chudjak chud chudette pol face soyjak nerd nerdette
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Tits or ass?" Bro her unwavering belief in human kindness
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
VOTE HORSE IS COMING!!!
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 17/08/2024
protip for the noobs on here on how to find the funniest posts
bluesky search box for "😂🤣"
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
don't play candy crush unless you wanna lose your country
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- ̗̀ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy ̖́- @tudsworthington.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"A brat credit card?!"
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Alex @dokidokidiscourse.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
image in the style of a youtube thumbnail. a baby is in a thinking pose, text above reads “The truth about twinkle twinkle little start”. to the left is a stack of alphabet blocks with text reading “same as the abc’s?” and text to the right says “they lied to you”
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C.V ( Commissions open!) @christianvanian.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
For my birthday I wish for 2 things 1. A free iran 2. I'd love to see someday all of these Western activists like Roger waters who support the iranian regime to live under a totalitarian fascist regime and see the shit we go through
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Scribblefitz🆖 @scribblefitz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Bluesky is boring” mfs when they start following more than 4 accounts
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a man in a white shirt has his hands on his head and his mouth open
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DigiDoggi @digidoggi.tv · 06/01/2026
NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
be cay, do grimes
coral cay holding out his hand with Grimes album Art Angels. be gay do crimes pun
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
YASSSS!!!
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Ras (carajo) Calmari @kingofsquids.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! ¡Feliz Año Nuevo! С Новым Годом!
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 11/12/2025
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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