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@kingchochacho.bsky.social
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God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles. Has anyone seen my medallion?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't believe how awful Resident Evil was, or how good the reviews are. The entire plot turns on every character making the dumbest possible decision at every juncture. It's so goddamn dumb the entire thing should be set to Yakety Sax
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn if a splash of Fernet doesn't send a Julep right to the next level.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you have to give a report on a book you didn't read:
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Turns out ammunition actually works like the food in Neverland. If the troops stop believing they have enough, it will just disappear and then we'll lose a war that we already won 36 times.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Come on folks, America deserves to treat itself to a little ballroom since we did so good at wars and the economy this year.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You can't afford gas anymore but at least we brought back fumbling around with your keys!"
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@kylec.bsky.social Marx out here using AI images and lying about it www.reddit.com/r/isthisAI/c...
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From the isthisAI community on Reddit: AI? Colorado Governor candidate posted this with a story of how he stayed calm while the young man cussed at him.
Explore this post and more from the isthisAI community
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
chat does this have good tattoo potential?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Love that in OneDrive, searching "All Files" will not return results from "My Files". How is it all files if it doesn't include my files?!?! Microsoft is such a joke of a company now. #microsoft #onedrive #enshittification
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The alt text in this ad for a workplace health app is so weirdly dystopian
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yo can we stop with the Bourbon ABV arms race? Just saw an ad for 1792 "Full Proof" at 62.5%. Might as well call it concentrate b/c there's no way you're tasting anything without diluting it.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Google: here are large videos that you might want to delete to free up storage! Also Google: I cannot play a single one of these videos. Surely you remember them all from the thumbnail?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is Growth in the room with us right now?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But no, it's the left that has "Trump Derangement Syndrome"
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you're going to make shit up just go all in. How young is too young to have extra arms grafted onto a child so they can work in the space mines? How old should someone have to be to have their brain removed and placed into a robot body that looks like Adrienne Barbeau and has big chainsaw hands?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Finally we've answered the question of what happens to kids that grow up with Twitter and microtransactions.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I put on an experimental jazz album and it was terrible but I left it on hoping it would make me work faster just to get away from my desk, and it worked! Thanks, experimental jazz! I hope you enjoyed throwing pans down an alley and playing 4 trumpet notes as much as I enjoyed turning it off.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dudes would rather destroy entire public health systems and doom millions to suffer and die than go to therapy.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I guarantee Tuberville doesn't actually believe this. But he's perfectly willing to condemn an innocent man to death simply to distract from his own party's abject failures. And that should be terrifying.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/07/2026
This just in -
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate how every spoiler thread in the #MtG subreddit is just people chiming in to say it would be great with ______ commander. Oh really? I'm so shocked that the most popular format got a good card! I'm just flabbergasted that the format WotC designs EVERY product around is getting support!
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The good news is, I got the stuck drain plug out with the new 1/2" driver. The bad news is that I did it at 8pm after I got home from the gym so now the bike is just sitting there with no oil.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
'member Avengers? 'member Thor?! 'member Steve Rogers??! 'member X-men!??!?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wouldn't be surprised if France just leave at the half to beat traffic.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Of course the previous owner over tightened the drain plug. And of course the Germans had to make it a goddamn recessed 10mm hex bolt, which I don't own a driver for. And of course my local hardware store only had a 3/8ths in version, which isn't doing shit, so now I have to order a 1/2"
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Raccacoonie's revenge!
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brits rn
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Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme
ALT: Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The ICE List claims to have identified the ICE officer who killed a man in Maine. Is David Brouillette still on the job? theicelist.org/index.php/Da...
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David Brouillette
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
www.war.gov/News/Release... As if it's not dumb enough to reverse course on a program you've spent SEVEN YEARS implementing, I love that this administration can't wipe their ass without getting an LLM to churn out a bunch of brainless keyword-ridden slop.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh shit Lindsey Graham died?
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"You can tell he's devastated by this call" IDK man, maybe should have thought about that before taking the dive.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IDK what the announcers are on about, it was so obvious that Spence initiated that contact on purpose from the replay. They showed it a dozen times and still acted like "wot's all this about?!" when it went to VAR.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kane trying to figure out which body part to hold for maximum sympathy. Embarrassing.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
On the plus side, the Spain/France match is going to be nuts.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fakemink just sounds like british MC Chris
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My good friend Mitch McConell is definitely alive and definitely not susceptible to prompt injections.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't know who started the Thai food arms race but it has to stop. If 'medium' is too spicy for 80% of the population, it's not exactly medium anymore.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The fuck are these cringey "anti-crime" Ontario PSAs? Is Ontario super conservative? Are they also loaded, or is advertising during WC relatively cheap?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Caught myself being interested in birds this weekend and could basically hear Death tapping his pocket watch behind me.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
JFC this game is so stressful
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hope Spain's WC team isn't as hyper boring to watch as they used to be.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Making the amount of alcohol in your hard "seltzer" the central focus of the branding and advertising is fucking gross.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh come the fuck on.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So much potential still left today.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If Victor Marx loses the primary for Colorado governor, we may never find how many people he’s killed. And I am still really curious.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England always has one player that they pin all their hopes on and I hate when it works out.
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