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@kingchochacho.bsky.social
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God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles. Has anyone seen my medallion?

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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 2h
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Roddy Shocked
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 3h
But everyone's a fan of super sweetener and super flavoring?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We've just given up and decided to embrace the dystopian future I guess.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chip Shreck lookin' ass. "Dad, go, save yourself!"
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I re-listened to the first one before this and sure enough you called him "Tay-nee" just like you said you would
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems like a theme that the current conservatives on the court are just garbage writers. To be fair that's not what they were hired for but it's just striking how garbage some of these opinions are. Thomas can be good, but only in the increasingly rare moments when he takes off the foil hat.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Republicans are causing mass suffering and death to minority communities and spitting on due process, but what do a dozen old white guys think?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can tell by the way gas prices are so low!
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's mind blowing that moderate Democrats even still exist when we've seen the amount of immediate and long-term damage that a single administration can do. Like a kid kicking over a sandcastle, it's just not possible to restore the damage faster than he can cause it.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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We Need to Talk About Pedocon Theory
The connection between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is no accident, but reveals a deep logic at the heart of reactionary politics.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn't that just the plot of The Matrix?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mistakenly ordered 'straight cut' instead of 'slim fit' jeans and my wife basically won't let me wear them out. She just kept calling me 'big pants people'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8H...
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Kevin Meaney - Big Pants People
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, I'm not sure if it's possible to truly convey the horror of that dead stare and and forced grin in writing.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clearly the only compromise is to hit yourself in the face with a hammer until you feel 'alpha' enough
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love that we're now at the point where armchair pundits just summarize the most threadbare trend from their social media algorithms and call it journalism. Like wow I'm noticing a real trend among elder millennials of revisiting old episodes of Jacques Pepin's PBS show.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just when you thought the mushbrained 'centrists' at the Atlantic couldn't get any dumber
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also the start of every NPR piece ever
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm alarmed that they didn't go out of business a decade ago because they only really make one thing and it has mostly sucked for a long time.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"One healthcare please!"
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Futurama Zoidberg: One Art, Please!
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zoidberg: Your Ideas Are Bad
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wtf were the expectations? the entire company replaced by 3 raccoons eating hot dog scraps in front of a burning building?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone that had bad reactions to the MRNA vaccine tried the new Novavax/protien one? Better results? Worse? Same? And by bad I mean 24hr fever/aches/chills. Not like myocarditis or something serious.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This reads like the back of a shirt you'd see on a guy at Walmart that has this thing going on:
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude is an actual psychopath and it says a lot about the sorry state of Colorado republicans that he's apparently the best they got.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there an audience here or is he just talking to an empty room?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goodest boy is doing a good job - posted by Mrs. Kavanaugh
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Forrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks)
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Luigi's Iconic Mario Kart Glare
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok but hear me out they are training a model that can lose *all the money on earth*.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Half my t-shirts are grey but I do own 10 different colors of Puma Suedes.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His ancestors almost didn't make it
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I was just in a plane crash and I woke up to people floating down from the sky saying they're here to help I would definitely think I was dead.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watch all the conservatives start recusing one at a time just to play hooky. "Y'all got this one, I'm gonna go hang out with [some rich fascist]"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Perfect I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson Hot Dog
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fist weapons are real fun but also the only build I couldn't beat PCR with, because I suck at dodging. Dryleaf arts look fun as hell too but you can't really get them early
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, but in those situations the music is usually just background noise. So I guess I may have technically heard the song before, but if I was unaware at the time and don't remember anything about it, did I really listen?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey guys it's me, President...uh...Tramp?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a good strategy, even if they do have the occasional miss
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, because most people check the music charts and news so they know what to listen to and don't just use a streaming service to shuffle their favorites or get recommendations based on what they already like.
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like you *played yourself* instead
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Man in Sunglasses Wakes Up in Car
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hits harder than most Atlantic stories
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*dances away* youtu.be/8MLiHp2LH48?...
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Wayne's World I Love You Scene
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Tesla semi from 2017? The one Elon said would charge for 7 ¢/kWh at a 'megacharger' that same year? The one that Elon said would go into production in 2019?
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Computer Throw
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kingchochacho.bsky.social @kingchochacho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These apps are horrible AND are ruining sports but it would have been hilarious if he hit it big on some long shot right off the bat then needed counseling.
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