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Kimbuh

@kimbuh.bsky.social
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I’m here too. Kinda old. She/her. so angry. I’m a cis bisexual. But a lil bit clocky.

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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, Monday thru Thursday: wow the day is flying it’s almost my go home time Me, friday: what time is it? 10:26? (Sixteen hours go by) it has to be 11 by now oh wow 10:32
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love how the HOA at my condo will be like ATTENTION the water will be off today for reasons we are not stating do NOT ask us about it thank you
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The last thing you see when you are a piece of a chicken nugget
My tabby cat Cho with his mouth open chomping into a piece of chicken nugget that I’m handing him. He has crazy eyes and is jonesing for nuggies.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When mother has betrayed u
Black and white cat Rook is inside her carrier. She looks pissed off.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If people without problems tell me more how I should roll with the punches I’m gonna puke.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes it is. He’s not saying it out loud but he’s thinking it
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
why’s my fucjin body like all the sudden “woah I’m so horny for lettuce” lmao study my brain in a lab
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Spirit of the Spooptober Revolution @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me earlier eating dinner: yummy yum. This salad is so good. The tomatoes are so fre..sh…. Oh, right. Oh no. What did I dooooo I’ve made a huge mistake
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just think it should be illegal to ask me to take off my shoes in your house and then leave drops of syrup all over the kitchen floor. 🥲 MY UNICORN PANDA SOCKS DIDNT DESERVE THIS
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This cat could be my cat’s twin!
My tuxedo cat Rook asking me for pets by tapping on my arm.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Haha I’m losing my shit 😬
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I picked a stupid career wtf is my problem I’m such a fucking idiot
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This happened to me when I saw it too! My friend knew but knowingly misled me lmao
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 15/06/2026
If you use "AI" just block me now. Fuck you all. Every one of you.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dropped something on the floor. Particularly something fragile
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Friday! A live earwig crawled out of the cauliflower I was chopping ❤️
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Job posting: applicants should speak sign language. Me:
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Brahmi's Confused Reaction
Alt: Brahmi's Confused Reaction. Man looks confused, brows furrowed, puts his hands on his head and pulls his hair.
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Tim Buktu @mntimbuktu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't ask for help, but I really need it. I put a lot of love into the world, and I'm hoping I can get some back for my baby. He just turned 1 and he broke his damned jaw. It's super expensive and I'm on social security. I can't bear to put him down. Please donate and share. gofund.me/f21012280
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just got caught up on re:zero. DAMN!! This show always has me like this
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp
Alt: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My cat looks at me like this every time I wake up early cause she knows that’s when vet appts are usually scheduled
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Nervous Dog: Wilma's Coming?
Alt: Gif of a nervous dog with his eyes all bugged out looking around all scared.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If they find out how to take away 3 paycheck months its so over for me
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/05/2026
Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
4 day weekend save me!! SAVE ME
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Scrungle king
My cat Cho all wrapped up in a big duvet, just his head is sticking out.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Crochet pattern: FO Me: no you fuck off.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Love to make shape
White lady hand (mine) holding 2 crocheted stars in blue yarn.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My mother just said to me “I hope this gas situation doesn’t continue” and I lost it just a little. I said you HAVE to know it’s going to continue. You have to. And she just laughed! I feel so insane all the time.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m here to vouch for long term shelter cats. My cat has been with me for about a year, but before that he spent FIVE! in the shelter. Not his fault he didn’t “show well” in front of strangers. It took a few months to win him over but now we are besties forever.
My shelter tabby cat clinging to me with both paws. His claws are out and stabbing my boob. He looks happy. I’m petting his back.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The dog at my work has a prong collar that’s WAY too tight and I’m scared of confrontation but I have to say something. They are torturing her 😭
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Someone’s little kid came up to me today while I was crocheting and said my work was so beautiful.
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Tom Y Jerry Tom And Jerry GIF
Alt: Meme of Jerry (from Tom and Jerry) crying with one hand on the wall and the other covering his mouth.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When I was six my step brothers babysat me and thought it would be funny to show me Leprechaun. And tell me that he lived in our utility room
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s called lunch babes
A mug of black coffee with Snoopy on it, he’s laying on his doghouse roof thinking “sleeping is busy!” Beside the mug is a small pink bowl of cheez-its.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Job application: we need people rly bad! Fill out soooo many questions and btw what is your rate Me: (does all the shit) Job: LOL well here’s what we are offering take it or leave it
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“Her urine looks beautiful! Yay!” just vet visit things lmao
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Made a mistake at work and got in trouble and now I want to die many such cases
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Me crocheting the pieces of an amigurumi: haha! Yeah!! Me sewing: well this sucks. Wtf
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Never a better time to hit the vending machine when some guys 4 kids are going daddy pleeeeeeease right in front of it. Lmfao get a job losers
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“The ice guys are fat lol” if you don’t fucking fuck all the way off with that horse shit motherfucker I swear to god
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
DRIVING SLOWER THAN YOU DESIRE IS NOT A HARM BEING DONE TO YOU!!!!!!
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My “will probably never be a lap cat” proving them all wrong
Tabby cat Cho with his front half propped on my lap, being scritched on the head by my hand. He has soft eyes and looks relaxed.
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My boss said some shit to me that pmo so I went and got an interview day after tomorrow. You do it then! BYE
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Putting a “caution new driver” sticker on a Porsche is psychotic behavior. I hate rich ppl
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I can describe like 8 of my favorite games poorly at the same time. The pressures of corporate life are getting to you. You’re craving a change. And you’ve inherited some land in a charming little town….
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Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hahah I neeeeeed a new job 💀
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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