Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, Monday thru Thursday: wow the day is flying it’s almost my go home time Me, friday: what time is it? 10:26? (Sixteen hours go by) it has to be 11 by now oh wow 10:32 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love how the HOA at my condo will be like ATTENTION the water will be off today for reasons we are not stating do NOT ask us about it thank you 001
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The last thing you see when you are a piece of a chicken nugget 000
Reposted by KimbuhAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415761126
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If people without problems tell me more how I should roll with the punches I’m gonna puke. 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026why’s my fucjin body like all the sudden “woah I’m so horny for lettuce” lmao study my brain in a lab 000
Reposted by KimbuhGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195714339
Reposted by KimbuhSpirit of the Spooptober Revolution @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf. 10588092979
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me earlier eating dinner: yummy yum. This salad is so good. The tomatoes are so fre..sh…. Oh, right. Oh no. What did I dooooo I’ve made a huge mistake 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I just think it should be illegal to ask me to take off my shoes in your house and then leave drops of syrup all over the kitchen floor. 🥲 MY UNICORN PANDA SOCKS DIDNT DESERVE THIS 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I picked a stupid career wtf is my problem I’m such a fucking idiot 000
Reposted by KimbuhMatthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 15/06/2026If you use "AI" just block me now. Fuck you all. Every one of you. 1232
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Happy Friday! A live earwig crawled out of the cauliflower I was chopping ❤️ 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Job posting: applicants should speak sign language. Me:static.klipy.comBrahmi's Confused ReactionAlt: Brahmi's Confused Reaction. Man looks confused, brows furrowed, puts his hands on his head and pulls his hair. 000
Reposted by KimbuhTim Buktu @mntimbuktu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I don't ask for help, but I really need it. I put a lot of love into the world, and I'm hoping I can get some back for my baby. He just turned 1 and he broke his damned jaw. It's super expensive and I'm on social security. I can't bear to put him down. Please donate and share. gofund.me/f21012280 09089
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Just got caught up on re:zero. DAMN!! This show always has me like thisstatic.klipy.comSchitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked GaspAlt: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp. 010
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My cat looks at me like this every time I wake up early cause she knows that’s when vet appts are usually scheduledstatic.klipy.comNervous Dog: Wilma's Coming?Alt: Gif of a nervous dog with his eyes all bugged out looking around all scared. 020
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If they find out how to take away 3 paycheck months its so over for me 000
Reposted by KimbuhStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/05/2026Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead 413814613
Reposted by Kimbuhjesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED 8140283101
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My mother just said to me “I hope this gas situation doesn’t continue” and I lost it just a little. I said you HAVE to know it’s going to continue. You have to. And she just laughed! I feel so insane all the time. 010
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The dog at my work has a prong collar that’s WAY too tight and I’m scared of confrontation but I have to say something. They are torturing her 😭 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Someone’s little kid came up to me today while I was crocheting and said my work was so beautiful.media.tenor.comTom Y Jerry Tom And Jerry GIFAlt: Meme of Jerry (from Tom and Jerry) crying with one hand on the wall and the other covering his mouth. 120
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Job application: we need people rly bad! Fill out soooo many questions and btw what is your rate Me: (does all the shit) Job: LOL well here’s what we are offering take it or leave it 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“Her urine looks beautiful! Yay!” just vet visit things lmao 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Made a mistake at work and got in trouble and now I want to die many such cases 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Me crocheting the pieces of an amigurumi: haha! Yeah!! Me sewing: well this sucks. Wtf 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Never a better time to hit the vending machine when some guys 4 kids are going daddy pleeeeeeease right in front of it. Lmfao get a job losers 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026“The ice guys are fat lol” if you don’t fucking fuck all the way off with that horse shit motherfucker I swear to god 001
Reposted by KimbuhAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free 195169083316
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026DRIVING SLOWER THAN YOU DESIRE IS NOT A HARM BEING DONE TO YOU!!!!!! 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My “will probably never be a lap cat” proving them all wrong 030
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026My boss said some shit to me that pmo so I went and got an interview day after tomorrow. You do it then! BYE 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Putting a “caution new driver” sticker on a Porsche is psychotic behavior. I hate rich ppl 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I can describe like 8 of my favorite games poorly at the same time. The pressures of corporate life are getting to you. You’re craving a change. And you’ve inherited some land in a charming little town…. 000
Reposted by KimbuhAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright 73119743454
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I’m once again asking for the power to explode brains with my mind! I can be trusted with the power to explode brains with my mind 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sometimes when I’m stressed about money I make a big payment on my credit card so I can have different stress about money. That’s what it means to say “moving money around” 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I wish all reckless drivers a very aggressive colorectal cancer 011
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Love to crochet part of a glove and get to round 5 and then frog it. Nothing beats rounds one to five. I love doing them again and again, getting pretty sure my hand size is increasing slightly each time for some reason 110
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026They should invent a type of stranger that doesnt talk to me 000
Kimbuh @kimbuh.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Lesson painfully learned. I’m not ever taking another in home position if the family doesnt self describe themselves as “neat freaks” 000