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@kimberlily.bsky.social
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im seven years old im eating apple sauce frick off

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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 3h
god i cant imagine how badly schmitt must be crashing out right now
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 4h
This was planned as Schmitt’s big day, with a “national ambitions trial balloon” in national media. Instead it’s ending like this.
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 4h
oh i like this bluray cover
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𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚☆𝙂𝙖𝙮 @gingapup.bsky.social · 5h
rubbing my temples as i see a youtube video of someone who merged minecraft, call of duty, and skate 3 into a single thing. science has gone too far. everything is fortnite and it fucking sucks. firebomb a data center.
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 5h
i wish someone would make a mod/patch/whatever for the Nameless Game games that makes the controls and screens auto-orient for what part of the game you're in
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 5h
why cant i pick something to play aaa
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 5h
people who know more about sports than i do, how embarrassing is it for a senator to confuse the Hawks with the Hawkeyes in an attempt at a gotcha against somebody
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Zet🍙 @zetsumi.bsky.social · 7h
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 6h
ngl i hate when games map shit to the scroll wheel that fiddly piece of shit goes bust so easily which is to say my scroll wheel is fucked despite my best efforts please dont make me use it
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 9h
“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 9h
re the prozd post
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 9h
vague spoilery RE movie thought: Bryan changing his mind about wanting to be a dad after experiencing THAT location
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 13h
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 16h
i wanna be a little sister who looks like she's out of a henreader manga but like an alt universe where those are gay
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 10h
been trying to decide for a bit now what game i wanna make my next Me Time game
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 11h
listened to a video about action park and like i knew it was dangerous but i wasn't prepared for how fucking out of control it was the creator being a libertarian makes so much sense on multiple levels
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 11h
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addaline @hikariposting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry
pixel art illustration of the parodius bunny girls hikaru and akane
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 11h
future trunks traveling back in time to stop goku from dying when he tries to swallow that dragon ball
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 11h
i was gonna make a joke post about hellraiser and victim blaming and then was like "wait no i probably shouldn't someone might weirdly project an assumption that it's about current events onto it and i don't wanna deal with that"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13h
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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dylan's sin (優) @kuresea.bsky.social · 12h
this is so awesome tomomi umetsu really gets it
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 16h
i wanna be a little sister who looks like she's out of a henreader manga but like an alt universe where those are gay
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 16h
had someone in my mentions yesterday trying to claim that banning asmongold from all blizzard games would be a title vii violation
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 17h
I wish bsky had polls so I could do a poll like, "How would you react if you caught your little sister flirting with one of your friends?" with the options of like "Join in", "Stop them", or "Correction"
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gonna just headcanon misato as a chaser who never encountered a trans woman so she never learned this about herself nobody can stop me
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if someone had ever suggested forcefemming shinji to misato it would have opened her third eye
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Akatsuki Records songs can blur together a bit but even with that a song that's just Shiki going "LOOK AT THIS CUTE ALICE I MADE" is pretty good
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
joe biden be like "if you like your fourteen 9/11s you can keep your fourteen 9/11s"
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the part of me that likes being a lewd sassy mesugaki is in direct conflict with the part of me that likes being naive and easy to take advantage of
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
little sister whose big sister is teaching her a fun new way to find the circumference of a cylinder
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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sho @sho-nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Misato: Quick, hide the beer!
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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IGN breaking the news of a movie studio synthetically recreating Video Game Industry Problems with a film's release is some End Of Empire shit lmao
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
put new sex scenes in f/sn
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone done this yet #art
that discord wumpus mascot being impaled by the spear of longinus end of evangelion
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was playing pokemon infinite fusion and encountered pokemon trainer frisk whose first pokemon was Gaster (Gastly + Cloyster) and their second pokemon was Chara (Charmander + Abra)
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
been thinking about chaos world www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxU1...
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Chaos World (NES) Gameplay
YouTube video by TamerKoh
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It took me a while into my adulthood to see that while most of the people who complain about identity politics are terrible people, the use of identity politics to protect oppressive institutions, systems, or even individuals is unfortunately very fucking real
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bryan from Resident Evil is the kind of fucking up constantly but damn if some of his reactions aren't totally relateable
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柚木涼太 @ryota1302.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
一昨日くらいに描いた、バズってるかわいいソーラン節のやつ。 好きすぎて何度も見ちゃう
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Mega Man Legends 3 was complete or near complete" sure yeah totally also that through-line is just nonsense i know i shouldn't care that much about the Machine That Is Wrong being wrong but still
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
really tempted to get this store.steampowered.com/app/4838470/...
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Save 25% on My (♂) Life as a Vampire's Maid (♀) on Steam
In this suspenseful fantasy visual novel, play as a young man stranded in snowy mountains. Guided by unseen forces, you enter an isolated mansion. As a peculiar daily life unfolds, you live alongside ...
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the people who go out of their way to treat Chris Hansen as a hero and view literally anyone who makes any criticism of him as Definitely A Pedophile are some dire fucking shit and we need to fix this
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percy 🪷🧚 @nucifaerie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw this poster at a thrift shop and i almost burst out laughing
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cya❤️‍🩹cagliostro's wife @cagayc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
light gw 2026 done yay
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
more outer child
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the sapphic shotacon @kimberlily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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THE Vinz Vektor - EN Vtuber @posindustries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"All the other pop music culture writers for major press outlets that make up my social circle know all about this song! What's YOUR excuse, average internet millennial that hasn't listened to a Clear Channel owned radio station in 20 years?"
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