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Ian Anderson, B.S.

@kiltedchro.bsky.social
162 followers 128 following 718 posts

A man, a myth, a myth again.

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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
More dishwashers need windows
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ngl, I love hearing Australians talk about Bluey.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time I pay my sewer bill this gets me:
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rebuild is a weird way to spell occupy.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just passed a business called “all-time notary”, and underneath the sign was a smaller sign saying by appointment only.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait. This means Andre is Shadowfax.
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We can’t eat road salt.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The word dumpling suggests a larger amount of dough wrapped food called a dump. 
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Voted
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of my body wasn’t into riding downwards at first, but then I burped and was fine to enjoy the lovely view.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All my years of skiing, riding down a chairlift in the fall was a first.
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a week full of mountains over here
A scenic photo from a mountaintop with other mountaintops covered in fall foliage in the distance
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right, but live media is from the present while it is being created. But a book or other recorded media  can never even be from the present.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just realized that every book is from the past.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deltron 3030 and Little Simz. Deltron was excellent and Simz blew me away.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I felt my lower back groan when I sat on the train, and my neck is gonna kill tomorrow, but I saw a hell of a show.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How fucking dare you?
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes a fart sounds like a question. Sometimes it is an answer.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My fellow birders, the time has come: The 2027 edition of my “extremely accurate birds” wall calendar is now available on my webstore. Perhaps the most anatomically-accurate collection of bird illustrations ever assembled! tommysiegel.net
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bards are sorcerers.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So Fire Emblem has guns now.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We need another WWII game where you fight nazis. Single player: fight nazis. Multiplayer: co-op fight maxis. PVE: fight nazis. Nobody plays on the nazi side. Only fight nazis.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anderson Halloween plans have begun.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Filling in a captcha on a meta website seems kinda irrelevant.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The best AI mode is deleted.
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 14/09/2026
When butterflies are flapping they look like the most ramshackle motherfuckers alive. When they switch to gliding, they give more of a wright bros vibe. Still rickety, but achieving a brief moment of concord. Then they land and immediately become a flawlessly poised supermodel.
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Ben "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s @archimer.bsky.social’s Birthdee
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shit shit shit
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
VHS player is pretty common for the youths. Tape Player is also a wildcard.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Crowley: You've Definitely Passed The Test
ALT: Crowley: You've Definitely Passed The Test
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can pretty reliably carbon date someone based on whether they call it a VCR or not.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always inevitable that the day after a friend visits I get time for a major cleaning project. But now my garage is decluttered.
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ajskorp @ajskorp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy PAX and Acq Inc day to all that celebrate!
A bearded man enjoying a tasty Belgian ale waiting for the Acquisitions Incorporated stream to start.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Say what you will about the Marvel movies, but they did give us, Sir Anthony Hopkins, pretending to be Tom Hiddleston, pretending to be Loki pretending to be Odin
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Odin's Hilarious Reaction: 'Twas Indeed Hilarious'
ALT: Odin's Hilarious Reaction: 'Twas Indeed Hilarious'
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What is she teaching me?
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How can you not look upon a crow and say “Hello, Friend.”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's a revolution. store.theonion.com.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New favorite cornhole board:
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A weed store that I drive by frequently has branched out to a second location where they do doggy daycare. High Rollers and their sister location High Rovers 
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This administration and all of its enforcers must be brought to trial.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Alas, not this year. Unplugged is my next stop.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He could at least think of a badass name, but no. Not even that level of creative behind the pettiness.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me: wears white shirt cause it’s sunny and warm Me: Drinks, coffee drips, two drops on white shirt Me: Feels like slob rest of the day 
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com Thank you for bringing me back to the Long Long Man Saga.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More sidesword-y
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 23/08/2026
11yo turned 12yo recently and when I asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he said "Shrimp". After 3D printing a bunch of shrimp, I asked what he'd like written on the cake and he said "Shrimp". I asked if he wouldn't prefer his name, or "Happy Birthday", or "12" and he said "Shrimp".
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The flagpole worked.
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It will help.
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