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@killjamesbond.bsky.social
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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 10h
S4E48.5: Mannequin What if there was a quirked up white boy so good at crafting department store window displays that management didn't mind that he was obviously fucking one of the mannequins after the store closes? www.patreon.com/killjamesbond/posts/s4e48-5-171872609
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ENTRAPMENT Camp Miasma who? Fifty Shades who?! A sexy art thief might pull the heist of the millennium if only she can lock in and stop trying to fuck old man Connery for five minutes 🫦 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e46-entr...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pure spits
Catherine zeta jones in entrapment Nicole Maines
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
S4E45.5: Alien Continuing our exploration of Truckers, we turn our eyes to space. A crew of space truckers (canonical job title) are awoken from hypersleep when the ship detects a mysterious signal coming from Planet Scary. And bad news: The company says if you don't check it out, you get no bonus.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
S4E45: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) After finally successfully reviewing the good 70s Pelham movie, we're back at full strength and reviewing the terrible, really good, extremely stupid and bad 2009 version with John Travolta and Denzel Washington. It's awesome and it sucks so much. tap in
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m an owl, silence you narwhal
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
S4E44.5: Au Hasard Balthazar November Kelly returns to us to pose a tantilising question: is a Donkey a Truck? Does Bresson's film about a Donkey passing from owner to cruel owner in a small french village reveal something about the fundamental nature of our relationship to... idk, Trucks? lmk
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
instant downgrade from banner 'guy I love to see' to guy id love to slap the shit out of
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
to be fair that bar’s not high
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Welsh emergency douche 12 pack
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
S4E43.75: Black Dog A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze's load on his hands by any means necessary...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
UNLOCKED: S3E27.5: Dogtooth We lost the Pelham 123 episode, so please enjoy a movie thematically linked to our recent episode Titane! A totally normal greek factory worker hides a secret: His three adult children are being raised in a one-house The Village situation.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Episode coming this friday! Maybe........ maybe skip this one
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
S4E42.5: Titane A young woman with a titanium plate in her head is killing, frankly, far too many people for increasingly-spurious justifications. To lay low, she steals the identity of a long-missing child, but the plan is complicated by the child's father's total commitment to her being his son.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
btw KJB listeners Abi’s big action role is out and it’s House of the Dragon Season 3, that’s what the “Moby Dick” and stunt training stuff was all about
Abi as Lohar in HOTD
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FURY ROAD - it’s a movie about women, also this Mad Max guy is here? Idk who he is killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e415-mad...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
S4E40.5: CONVOY Holding the rare accolade of being one of the only movies ever made based on a song, Convoy (1978) is the cautionary tale of an emergent revolution squandered through an insufficient knowledge of Lenin. Yes, I'm serious. patreon.com/posts/160220610
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
fr though the fits are regrettably fire
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
FAST X - oh thank god we’re done killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e40-fast...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
THE IRISHMAN - it’s 3 hours long and everyone has a CGI face but shut up it’s good and it’s meant to be that way killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e395-the...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
World leaders’ cars: Saddam Hussein, FDR, Kruschev, and Batman
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Regrettably they also have Austin Powers’ shagmobile
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Okay this one is legit cool they let me into the vault where they keep the stuff that’s not on display and they have the Mach Motherfucking Five in there
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s still about Fambily
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Noncemobile
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Letty’s iconic amnesiamobile
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
your dad: “THAT’S JAME BONDS CAR!”
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s about Fambily
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Car 2 (Ft Justin from Well There’s Your Problem)
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
F9: THE FAST SAGA It's the penultimate Fast and Furious, and wouldn't you believe it but we've arrived at total context collapse. Nothing that we've seen before actually happened the way we thought. Nobody actually did anything.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
FAST AND FURIOUS PRESENTS: HOBBS AND SHAW So its come to this: The copy of a copy of a copy of a palimpsest Point Break has finally hallucinated out a Fast and Furious movie with zero Brian and zero Dom. May God have mercy on us all.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA In our exploration of the Trucker as an American hero, we alight upon Jack Burton and the Porkchop Express. Jack finds himself rapidly drawn into a 2000-year fight between an ancient Chinese sorceror and an ancient Chinese Van Helsing. www.patreon.com/posts/156422...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
FATE OF THE FURIOUS - Dominic Toretto becomes evil so Vegeta, Piccolo, Bulma and Dwayne the Rock Johnson have to stop him. Hijinks ensue killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e37-fate...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
FURIOUS 7 Taking place a number of months after Fast & Furious 6, as well as immediately during and after the events of Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, Furious 7 chronicles the Toretto Fambily's war against Frank Transporter, including the martyrdom of Paul Walker. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-sn75i-...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
today is Trans Day of Visibility see, you are transgender
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ICE COLD IN ALEX - five people drive across the desert in WWII on a quest for the shittest pint you’ve ever seen in your life killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e355-ice...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
doing wages of fear but with crisps, whole truck smells like prawn cocktail
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
FAST & FURIOUS 6 - Dom Toretto and his crew go to the planet Namek to gather the Dragonballs and wish back Michelle Rodriguez. Abi talks about stunt doubles killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e35-fast...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
ARMAGEDDON - the most divorced rapists you know are going to save the world from Space 9/11 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e345-arm...
Poster for Armageddon
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
itunes fukin borked and now it thinks every song in the world is by KJB
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
FAST & FURIOUS - Dom Toretto’s girlfriend gets fridged, so he does some car bullshit to get over it. Gal Gadot turns up killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e33-fast...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Last addition to the KJB Gold Collection was all the way back in January 2025. I know we've had some bangers since then, any suggestions for episodes to add to the hall of fame?
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“Watch any movie with free subtitles opensubtitles dot com”
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT It turns out none of us know how they live in Tokyo... so we've assembled a KJB Roundtable with Rob @praxiscast.bsky.social and @victoriascott.bsky.social to finally get to the bottom of it!
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“Frank, I want you to look up Katie Tightpussy online.”
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
THE ASSIGNMENT A hitman gets force femmed and goes on a roaring repper rampage of revenge killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e315-the...
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