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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 12h
that's delightful and i'm grateful to be the beneficiary of this tasty tradition!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 16h
they really are such a Nice Little Treat! i'm going to be on the lookout for the ones i can get around here but enjoying these while i can!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 17h
lol is it these? some friends visited my in-laws and brought these but no one in their household likes them so they re-gifted them. i just tried one last night and i'm hooked but apparently i'm the only one in my household?!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i'm glad i hadn't read very much about it when i saw it yesterday but now that i've seen it, i 100% agree! i fucking loved it and some of it was really funny! of course, i cry at any mention of the Paris Accord but there were still some lols! anyway, great review, you fully nailed it!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
ALT: Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
digger fucking rocked 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
did you ever read this book? i really enjoyed it
cover of "zero the biography of a dangerous idea" by charles seife
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
little donnie i mean youtu.be/FyzHz9zYxPc?...
youtu.be
The Kids in the Hall - The Lamp
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when kevin's on the payphone and asks to speak to little billy to tell him his dad got killed by a very big lamp
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what is this WASHINGTON DC?!?!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bandcamp friday is a holy day of obligation and if you still have spotify you actually have to confess
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the pope just said bandcamp friday is a holy day now
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy tokesday
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't follow politics" is an immediate signifier that you would eat a shit pie if a tiktok told you to
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don't wanna pay for this, can i get some more taxes back please
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i feel lucky to have met a bunch of my internet friends and somehow they're always cool idgi
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we have also hung out!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did have a podcast but also we have hung out
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 28/09/2026
Any time we hear "AI did this and this", it's not proof programs are becoming sentient, but that the humans deploying said AI did this (which is generally failing to deploy proper sandboxing measures to prevent an AI from going against security) It's not the AI that's rogue, it's the company
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somebody lit my house on fire but luckily this fire extinguisher salesman was standing right there
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah you don't know what i need
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was always more of an oscar but this is me now
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's a detroiter alright
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we stan a long con
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
demi lovato get a job/stay away from her ig meme
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good advice but please don't call me names!
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm a peaceful person but this might push me over the egde
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need to get cate blanchett over here
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i kid you not, my neighbor is leaf-blowing his driveway mid-nor'easter
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on the other hand, a good review is even more meaningful from someone that unhappy. like life isn't quite worth living but i gotta admit soup is nice
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm wearing a sweatshirt 🥹🍃🍂🍁🙏
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can he do the fandango
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just get @williamshatner.bsky.social to talk to any of these computers, they'll all short circuit, problem solved
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Rosa DeLauro @delauro.house.gov · 18/09/2026
boooooooooooooooooooooo tomato tomato tomato
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social you seen this epa guy?
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
rubbin their tiny hands together like let's friggin go
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i went there this past spring but i found zero orbs
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
newengland.com/travel/rhode...
newengland.com
Finding Glass Orbs on Block Island
A new tradition is taking hold on Block Island: Finding Glass Orbs on Block Island. The search is on for Eben Horton’s blown-glass pieces.
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so real
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
welp i did lose my job and my home back then. here we are again, hope one of these tech bros is ready to have us all crash on his couch when this one pops
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
whenever i look at youtube, i always get these slop ads that are like formatted to seem like a tedtalk that are like "never and i mean never blah blah blah" and like tedtalks were already slop-adjacent. now it's like the offal of the slop
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Pay Me My Money Payday
ALT: Pay Me My Money Payday
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if i never spent money, i might be rich (who knows)
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kiemzi.bsky.social @kiemzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
same
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026
HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter
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