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Kidd The Billy

@kiddthebilly.bsky.social
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Arsenal FC. Video games. Polyjamorous. Love to cook when I feel like it. Perpetually tired.

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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 2h
That was Pep, not City per se. I doubt Maresca will have the same commercial pull if he was the manager the past decade there. Also, even if those were the case, they did it by cheating.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 12h
A match between Konyaspor and the Palestinian national team was abruptly ended on 89:59. The stadium's screen then showed a message, "The match has been postponed until Palestine is free." Shivers. Free Palestine. (paltimesnews on Threads)
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 12h
A match between Konyaspor and the Palestinian national team was abruptly ended on 89:59. The stadium's screen then showed a message, "The match has been postponed until Palestine is free." Shivers. Free Palestine. (paltimesnews on Threads)
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ffs one of our cats chewed the router cable almost completely and now we no have wifi 😭 Contacter their customer service and just hoping the technicians won't take days to come.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the City forums right now are a mix of "uwu we r just a smol club why u pick on us" and "SET THE ABU DHABI SECRET POLICE ON OUR ENEMIES" with zero self awareness
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Sham Pain Supernova by Oasis! It's a banger.
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1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 29/09/2026
The PL may have many flaws as an entity. Lack of courage isn’t on the list, now. The league just self-immolated, torching almost two decades of its own history. The statement the PL released today is one of the braver things I’ve ever seen from a major sports league.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that in the midst of all this talk about Shamchester City, there are actual orcs with flan for brains that have upgraded Arteta's title from Pep's cone boy to "in the know".
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow, didn't realise theawesomer.com is still around! Time to get stuck in on some 2010s youtube content.
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The Awesomer: Cool Gadgets, Unique Gift Ideas for Men, and Awesome Stuff
The Awesomer is your daily source for cool gadgets, unique products, and gift ideas for men. We curate the most interesting tech, gear, vehicles, entertainment, and design from around the web, highlig...
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shamchester City.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manchester City F.C. where FC is apparently short for Fraud Central.
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Chris Farley & Adam Sandler in Billy Madison
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love the way the Premier League described the schemes City has been running as a "sham". It reads like the league is disgusted with the club's actions. Whether the punishment fits is another story of course.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure "Pestilence" is what Rubio et al smells coming out of the orange f*cker' diapers.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight's dinner is next to the road (literally), sitting on our bums on the pavement, and eating with our hands. Savoury rice, fried catfish, tempeh, chicken skin, deep fried cabbage as well as watercress, and of course can't forget the green and red sambal.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If ever I post City is innocent or Chelsea shouldn't have been fined, please make haste and call the police because I've been kidnapped.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoying some existential dread after rewatching some Melody Sheep videos on Youtube.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My post the other day still rings true. Arrest that rat-faced fucker.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really wanna lie down but Archie is demanding his belly rubs. Out of the 4 cats, he's one of only two that enjoys a belly rub. #catsofbluesky
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Shona Black @shonablack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An example of one of the damaging knock-on effects of the fraudulent dealings, that likely will never be held to account: City's illegal spending didn't just acquire the best players, it rigged the entire market to put good players out of reach for most clubs.
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Jimmacfly @jimmacfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
City fans defense being “yes but the red cartel” is laughable. The 2 biggest cheaters of the last 20 years wear blue shirts. The FFP rules were created because of one of them, and 14 clubs voted yes. Nobody forced them, and at the time neither Arsenal nor Liverpool were collecting trophies.
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lewtheycollideafc @lewtheycollideafc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably a good time to tap the sign.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His ballon d'or wouldn't be possible without City being the cheats that they are, supported by a structure borne out of cheating. Strip his ballon d'or. And arrest Bernardo Silva as well.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aw yis TenSura cour 3 confirmed for July 2027!
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And everytime their gk takes a goal kick, it should be, "Ooooohhhh....you're cheats aaaaahhh!"
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After some thinking, I think if City's trophies are taken away from them, it shouldn't be given to anyone. That way the PL and FA will always have a stark reminder that a club once were able to cheat their way into multiple trophies.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of what John Kiriakou said about how Mossad will level a whole neighborhood to get at one person.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In fact...not *that* long.
According to the Premier League rulebook, the appeal process has a stricter time frame, whereby any party who wishes to appeal a decision by a judicial panel must do so by email within 14 days of a decision being announced. Under rule W.86 any hearing should conclude no longer than 12 weeks after the first appeal is submitted. Any decision by the appeal board must also be published, alongside full written reasons, within 30 days of the conclusion of the hearing.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 2am and I'm pondering if I should make a plate of Indomie Goreng and fried eggs. I only had some salad and a quarter of a pita bread for dinner and I'm hungry.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks like Ed couldn't...weather the critics amirite? ...guys?
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 25/09/2026
I think my ideal punishment is: Relegation out of the FA league pyramid Stripping of all titles & silverware. No alternative champions awarded. Just vacate the titles. 5 year transfer ban. They can vacate contracts, but can't earn billions selling players to fund a rebirth.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just finished TenSura season 4 finale and my heart feels full after. Can't wait for the 3rd cour next year!
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jokes aside re: Citeh, I hope the sentencing is overwhelming with the amount of charges brought upon that club. Titles stripped, continous 30 or more points deduction for the next decade, and just for kicks, arrest Bernardo Silva.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've heard enough. 10 points deducted from Everton then. 👍
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man too short to get his photo taken correctly gets too short of a sentence.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Marie Winter (Susie Porter) Says Enough
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hearing the Kai news right before going for a reflexology massage with le girlfriend. Can't they just get like luxury vacations during these breaks? I don't mind seeing our players in Monaco or the Maldives or where have you
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, Kai is injured and getting an MRI huh...
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Panda Attacks Office Workers
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think TenSura season 4's finale is this Friday, so I'm rewatching the whole thing from the start...
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Rimuru Rimuru Tempest
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently, the weekend starts on Thursday now 👀 Currently lying down after some heavy heave-ho-ing the shelves around.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got all the shelves and drawers in. Gonna be a fun small weekend redecorating project.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trump can solve this by renaming "disapproval rating" to "approval rating"
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Kevin Essington @kevinessington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very true, Bluesky, very true.
Three Arsenal footballers in their Spain training kits, with an unrelated poster commenting that "this is human trafficking"
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Expecting a couple of shelves and drawers from my gf's mom today. She's moving to a new place and don't wanna bring everything, which is good news for us because we've been wanting to redecorate and do some small renovations as well.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing prepared me for this. 👀
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My poor gf licked betadine from the side of her thumb while she was unpacking a bunch of curry dishes we bought for dinner. 😂 She thought it was from one of the curries, she forgot she just dabbed them there because she got scratched by Archie when they were playing earlier. 😅
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mf plays one game a week. Load management my arse.
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As one of my reposts yesterday said, Mikel is prepping punishments for them by robbing their houses while they're away and kidnapping their dogs. I'd like to take this opportunity to extend my prayers to Havertz' goats. 🙏
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Almost there Ed. So it's "catastrophic and unjustifiable" because of? Come now, I'll give you a hint...right, starts with a "G" and ends with "enocide".
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Kidd The Billy @kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Upside of us losing is my girlfriend saw me moping after full time, went down to Family Mart, and bought me snacks 😂
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