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she/her, President of the Too Many Projects club, has a lot of thoughts about robots. ardentfigments.com

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfs...
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"I'm a Barbie girl" again, but in the style of 6 classical composers 🎹 🎤 - Josep Castanyer Alonso
YouTube video by Josep Castanyer Alonso
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My god, KC Green (“this is fine 🔥”) has done it again. A reaction shot I’m going to use 1000 times a day in group chats, work PRs, etc. He can’t keep getting away with this. (From his comic kcgreendotcom.com/PIGBUCKET/, hat tip to @ironspike.bsky.social for the rec!)
A six panel comic layout in black and white, of a close-up on a cartoon pig who is initially faced away from the viewer but slowly turning to face them. At first they appear only surprised, perhaps skeptical, but in the final frame their expression has evolved to one of restrained but astonished horror. The closest text representation of this expression is probably @___@.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I found a single (!) ceramic doll arm in the dirt I was excavating to fill this planter, and as someone who has read @tkingfisher.com’s A House With Good Bones, I knew what I had to do.
A young bay laurel is sitting inside a wine barrel planter, freshly filled with dirt, and a bone-white doll arm reaches out of the soil near the base of the plant, as if to grab you.
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burnlittlelight (she/her) @burnlittlelight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Listen if you pull up to my place with a pallet of figs from your tree, you will get home to discover a pallet of figs from my tree.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s fig season and I just ran down the mail carrier with a takeout tray full of fruit, in case you want to know how the “smaller” first harvest crop is going.
A close-up photo of green figs on a branch; the leaves are enormous and could easily be used to cover the genitals of any nude model. Most of the fruit are unripe; there is one single fig drooping on its stem and looking kind of sad and old, which means it is PERFECT and will taste so sweet and good.A zoomed-out shot of the branches of a fig tree showing figs everywhere, infinite figs, a whole world of figs about to ripen and splatter on the ground no matter how many I pick.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pix Patisserie has done up this bake-off in STYLE. Lots of indoor and outdoor seating, snacks, drinks, big screens. Portland, again, reigns supreme in the food scene.
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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay yall I’ve just practiced my signature bake again for the Big Portland Bake Show tomorrow and I am PUMPED and READY, come see me at Pix/Can Bar tomorrow and Sunday! Free to the public, this is the schedule:
Schedule for the big Portland bake show! 

Drinks and snacks available inside at Can Bar. NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK.
Competition Day 1 (Saturday) Doors Open 9:00 AM
Signature Challenge 9:45AM - 12:00 PM
A single item challenge picked by the judges in which each baker shows off their baking ability, creativity and personality.
Signature Judging 12:15 PM
Spectator Spectacular! 12:30 PM - 1:00 PM
12 audience members get chosen to compete in the tent, turning a buffet of ingredients into their own showstopper!
Technical Challenge 1:45 PM - 3:30 PM
Each contestant must recreate a mystery bake chosen by the judges, using the same ingredients and "recipes" given to them.
DJ Action Slacks 2:30PM - 5:00 PM
Technical Judging 3:45 PM
Shake & Bake Happy Hour 4:00PM - 6:00PM
Audience Tent Event 4:30 PM - 4:45 PM
Announcement of Star Baker 5:00 PM
Competition Day 2 (Sunday) Doors Open 10:00 AM
Showstopper 11:00 AM - 2:30 PM
It's up to the contestants to bring their most impressive and elaborate bakes to the tent based on a predetermined theme.
Shake & Bake Happy Hour 2:30 PM - 5:00PM
Live Music: Steve Cheseborough and TRIO ACAÍ 2:30 PM - 4:45PM
Showstopper Judging 3:00 PM
Spectator Spectacular! 3:45 PM - 4:15 PM
Award Ceremony 4:45 PM
Find out who takes home the top prize - a 10 speed 6 qt stand mixer!
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The helper robots were a webcomic of mine in years long past. I’d like to put them back online some day, but for now they live on in small drawings and marginalia. For REAL artwork, follow *this* lovely person — and wish her a happy birthday!
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Proposing an art trade with my niece was a brilliant move to get me more practice (and more Niece Art). This is our second round of 👍 so I hope I can convince her to try another pose next time. Now to possibly RUIN EVERYTHING by adding an ink wash. It’s getting mailed either way!
Two drawings of a thumbs up side by side, each one part of a card that was/will be sent in the mail. On the right, a child’s drawing in pink marker with an orange border and yellow rays for ornamentation; the fingernails and pad of the thumb are included. On the left, an adult’s line drawing in pen, naturally more detailed, showing a full hand and forearm along with the curve of a watch.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That feeling of frustration when you can’t make your pretty ribbon form a pretty bow, so you just tie a tie. But then you discover that the bottle actually looks amazing wearing a tie.
A small glass bottle filled with dark amber liquid, with a handwritten label of silver text on black paper. A red ribbon with a pomegranate design is wrapped around the bottle neck, and the knot at the base is unmistakably a tie knot.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If I drink more than two (2) lattes I can see time and taste sound, so I loved the Workshop Cafe in San Francisco (RIP) which charged a $2/hour fee for its tables. I could stay long after my caffeine quota was met. I’d love to see this replicated elsewhere.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@lackingceremony.bsky.social Avery, your “guy economy” thread in the good days of Twitter still echoes in my brain. Any chance you have it kicking around still?
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is a masterpiece. Cat and Girl zines were ALREADY my favorite subscription, Dorothy did not have to flex this hard, but she DID.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I read the whole thing in one furious binge and now I want a dozen books in this world. Sharang’s writing is vividly immersive and narratively hilarious. Get it for yourself!
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A quick lunchtime entry (hah! I FINISHED IT) about Himalayan blackberries. The siege is eternal here in the Pacific Northwest. #makeaterriblecomic #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
A three panel comic of a woman being slowly buried in blackberry canes. 

In the first panel, she says: “It’s Make a Terrible Comic day! I swear I’m gonna do it this time!” Only a few leaves are creeping in at the corners.

Second panel, she’s drawing. “The blackberries will have to wait. Bad art cannot be denied!” Meanwhile, the blackberries have already breached the panel borders. More are invading from the third panel.

Third panel: there is nothing but a speech bubble choked by blackberries everywhere. “On second thought, maybe my priorities are misplaced.”
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Do not speak to me of "barriers to entry". Every act of creation is slicing out a thin sliver of light from the existential darkness of the human condition. You not being able to pick up a fucking pencil and risk failing does not even register.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Portland, *always* look at the text of the initiative before you sign! They will flip to the right page when you ask. I promise it takes less than 10 seconds to see if the canvasser is full of shit.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’ve been buried in work and haven’t had time to post artwork and projects like I’d prefer, so I’m afraid today you get some thoughts about AI instead. There are countless excellent reasons to hate genAI. My overpowering reason: it’s always offered in bad faith, and I despise bad faith.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is true, though in this scenario, we stop that number from growing. We have to prevent them from doing what torturers have done for decades: take their festering sickness with them to police, prison, and “private security” jobs where their victims are even less visible.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Funny how Multnomah’s DA Nathan Vasquez can’t possibly prosecute ICE for tear gassing children, saying police haven’t brought him a case, but he CAN demand police create all new cases and investigations… when he’d like to throw drug users in jail, of course. www.wweek.com/news/2025/11...
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Multnomah County D.A. to Bring Criminal Charges for Failing to Complete Drug Deflection
As of now, people picked up for controlled substances aren’t charged or reported to the D.A.’s office. Nathan Vasquez wants that to change.
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It was “baby’s first tear gas” for so many of us, including some literal babies. This crowd looked exactly like the No Kings march, so as you can expect, we saw the gas approaching and thought it was just smoke from the flash bangs until it started burning.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It is with a heavy heart that I bring you the news of Lemon Pig’s untimely passing. Let us bow our heads in loving memory, and know that while Lemon Pig was with us for only a few days, they shall even so be treasured in our memories for at least a couple weeks.
An ink wash before/after portrait of a “lemon pig”, i.e. a lemon with clove eyes and toothpick legs that had little “ears” cut out of its skin. In the “before” portrait it appears cheerful (for a lemon) and is holding a quarter in its mouth. In the “after” portrait its ears are crumpled, the quarter has dropped to the ground, and its mouth is open in a gape of pure despair as the skin around the cut begins to turn brown and desiccate. Dates indicate the lemon pig lived from Jan 1 to Jan 4.The photograph of the Jan 4 lemon pig this portrait is based on. As in the painting, the quarter is on the ground and the pig appears unspeakably distraught.
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Mark Simmons @toysdream.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
While I'm laid up, I'm catching up on reading and note-taking. Here's what I jotted down from chapters 2-4 of @markwitton.bsky.social's "King Tyrant" before I had to take it back to the library.
Notes on chapters 2 through 4 of Mark P. Witton's "King Tyrant," mostly on anatomy and biomechanics, plus a few other big-headed megapredators.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If you see this, post your bird art.
A profile photo of a three dimensional bird sewn from of stiff fabric panels. The background is a solid black, and the fabric is white with tiny black hand stitches. The chest panel is attached loosely with a brad, allowing it to move up and down with the neck.A silly line drawing of an ornamental egg, standing upright on bird legs wearing puff-and-slash pants like a Renaissance prince. The egg is wearing a crown at the very top and it’s hinged in the middle, and open to show a statue of a baby pigeon (with its ugly face that’s all eyes and beak) smiling and holding a scepter under one wing. The baby pigeon has a medal attached to its chest, which is ridiculous because it’s a baby and obviously not in any shape to win military battles.
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Marc Quill / WON/F4W / QB1 Publishing @marcquill.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"we have Sully at home"
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I had an idle thought tonight — didn’t I write some silly notes about pumpkins last year? — and holy shit, look what I found. I have no memory of cleaning them up like this.
A black and white inked page of illustrations: pumpkin leaves and vines, pumpkins and squash with glaring eyes, and handwritten notes saying things like “skull eye sockets: trite?” and “squashes are exoskeletal”.A larger unfinished page of illustrations only, showing more vines and a pumpkin patch with eyes growing from a wine barrel container.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I had an idle thought tonight — didn’t I write some silly notes about pumpkins last year? — and holy shit, look what I found. I have no memory of cleaning them up like this.
A black and white inked page of illustrations: pumpkin leaves and vines, pumpkins and squash with glaring eyes, and handwritten notes saying things like “skull eye sockets: trite?” and “squashes are exoskeletal”.A larger unfinished page of illustrations only, showing more vines and a pumpkin patch with eyes growing from a wine barrel container.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/10/2025
this is basically portland's version of a haka
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I don’t write a lot on this app at the moment, but I have to share this thread regardless. It’s perfect. Don’t confuse being quiet and polite with being good. Be a *huge asshole* to people trying to kidnap your neighbors and justify their deaths!
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 28/04/2025
Please help us correct misinformation! Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans". We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community. Find out more @ translifeline.org
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Home - Trans Lifeline
Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is how I found out about the ruling. No scientifically illiterate court could ever make me deny that trans women are my sisters or that trans and non-binary identities are just as valid as my own. I’m with you always, and I’m so sorry this is yet another thing the world has thrown at you.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Some useful talking points: - hormone therapy, breast reconstruction (after cancer), and puberty blockers (early-onset) are all essential health benefits; - this proposed rule is completely ungrounded in medical science; its only purpose is to exclude a marginalized population from accessing care.
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alexandria masse @alexandriamasse.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
i made a giant crochet firefly sculpture! it also lights up!
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Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
[Colin Meloy voice] 🎶 I figured I had paid my debt to society/by contracting dysentery at the Multnomah County Library 🎶
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✄---Rob--Ives--- @robives.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I’m thrilled to announce that my new book ‘Making Paper Automata’ is now available for pre order. www.robives.com/books/mpa/ #maker #automata #paperengineering #papercraft
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Colin Liotta @vyrin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New axidraw plots for the new year
Pen plot of a geometric spiral patternPen plot of a geometric spiral pattern
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We could have had embattled waves instead of square waves, wavy waves instead of sin waves. WAVY WAVES. Look upon the rich inheritance we lost! They have played us for absolute fools.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Everything @dadrummond.bsky.social makes is so wondrous. I especially treasure the occasional glimpses of his process, which help me remember that his cast metal trilobites don’t just gleam into existence without hours of patient work.
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 24/11/2024
For those wondering, this is a physical 3D print, not a render, off my home printer. Here’s a picture that tells the tale a bit better, as the trilobite trundles away from his birth-pile of 3D printing support structures 🛠️
Gray resin trilobite scurries toward the camera, away from a tangled mess of broken gray resin support structures left over from the 3D printing process 🐡
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 21/11/2024
One of my first sterling silver trilobites. May spend the rest of my life trying to recapture this patina.
Silver spiny trilobite on a white background. Its segmented armor glistens with deep blue highlights.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Happy Daylight Savings! Check out this amazing video about the Geochron World Clock, the “greatest clock ever made”. Bonus: at 17:40 you get a great rant about abolishing time zones, and I feel that’s especially topical for today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2EU...
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The greatest clock (and map) ever made
YouTube video by Attoparsec
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I know lots of us use Patreon to kick a few dollars to people we admire and want to support. But every new dollar you pledge from your iPhone will look like $0.70 cents to the cool person on the other side. You gotta open up the laptop to make pledges from now on; I’m sorry but it’s important.
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
Let’s test the mettle of this place by posting this 42 page sexy violent pokemon comic I drew when I came back from Japan about Giovanni and Lt. Surge being handsy with each other. (Content warning for a Nidoking getting ripped in half)
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I’m so glad @oddjayy.bsky.social is back on Bluesky! And his inventions have clearly leveled up in the time I’ve missed — so make sure he’s on your radar too!
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 24/10/2024
Feel the weight of him
Jumping spider sculpted in bronze with eight black glass eyes perched on my open hand. His feet make deep dimples in my skin.
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Monica @keystricken.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I just hit the Follow button so hard I nearly punched a hole in my phone.
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