Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 18hGym before 9am on a Saturday. That deserves some kinda reward, right? 5860
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watched this ad with the sound off and thought it was going to go somewhere COMPLETELY different 😳 5390
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Traybakes are a way of life now. Tonight is John Gregory-Smith’s Speedy Prawn Saganaki. 5670
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why am I wide awake this early on a Saturday? 5770
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My flight doesn’t land until midnight. So a cheeky little Pinot is entirely justified, right? 2591
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today we climbed a hill, drank pints and got varying levels of sunburnt. 4640
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026After a Melbourne winter, this is EXACTLY what I need. 1962
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sunday roast… turns out the bloody expensive corn-fed chickens really do taste better. Dammit. 7542
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is ya boi drunkenly making midnight spaghetti carbonara? Yes. Yes he is. 81220
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have an evening to myself. Which means pimped-up pumpkin soup, a glass of port, and Foo Fighters on the living room speaker. Fucken bliss. 1711
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today involved chopping down a tree for my dad and making lamb shanks. A good Sunday, all round. 7700
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s been a while since I posted a photo holding meat. Let’s fix that. 71140
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026No matter how many friends we have over, Bosman has to be the centre of attention. 2650
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A Nigella Lawson egg tortilla pie makes the perfect hangover breakfast. 0160
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Help we made lasagne but it was too delicious and we ate too much lasagne and now we’re in some sort of lasagne-coma 2520
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is as spring as it’s possible to get in a Melbourne winter, and imma take it! 2770
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Led day on a Sunday seemed like a good idea until we actually started doing it. 2570
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Happy Sunday y’all. Can someone bring me some bacon, please and thank you? 101010
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Friends fear he’s rolling balls again. And on a Tuesday, too! 4901
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Morning from the Yarra Valley, where we’ve just spent an awesome evening getting massaged, drinking wine and eating dry-aged duck to celebrate our anniversary. 131190
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Would y’all just look at my handsome boys? 😍🤗 8790
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Guess which idiot made a really delicious beef curry last night, forgot about it and left it lying on the counter all night, and is now re-making it at 7.30am? 🤦🏽♂️😠 1500
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Tuesday evening and I’m grindin’ me some chicken! 4911
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It’s not really the kind of Sunday when one gets off the couch. 61313
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026No, YOU’RE dancing dorkily to The Bad Touch in between lat raises. 5981
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There is so much judgement in this paragraph by Richard Osman, and I love it. 0110
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Potato gem casserole is both protein-rich and low-carb. I mean, Instagram told me so and Instagram wouldn’t lie, right? 7820
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s his couch and we’re only occasionally allowed to share it. 3500
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Not enjoying the aftermath of yesterday’s boozy brunch. Someone bring me some bacon and aspirin? 62545
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yes it’s a cold grey Melbourne morning but I’m sweating balls after my workout, so I’m okay with it. 0710
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIFstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson Dancing Under The SeaALT: Homer Simpson Dancing Under The Sea 0130
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Seems like everyone’s feeling their oats this Friday, so I might as well join in 🤷🏽♂️😂 1546410
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Explain your @ I’m an extremely loud typist, and it gets exponentially louder as I concentrate or get stressed. Once my colleagues made me get a silent keyboard and I wore the keys off it. 7230
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Monday gym sesh, done. And as a reward, homemade pasta with allll the cheese. 81130
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Sous vide steaks went down a treat for dinner. Bosman, however, is steakless and vengeful. 4550
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Made it off the couch and to the gym. Thanks to @rjtd.bsky.social for inspiring sweaty gym pic proof and @comfyoaf.bsky.social for recommending the Evanescence album that angstily got me through it 😂 4751
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Look, I don’t MEAN to resent you UK and European folk with your sunshine and your Pride month… but fucken look at this Arctic misery 🥶 7720
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Post a photo from 2019 (With a roast grouse in Paris. Head attached so it stared unnervingly at me.) 3540
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Another magnificent sun-drenched weekend in Cairns, courtesy of the magnificent @gbatt.bsky.social and Andy! 2760
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Well, guess this is what 47 looks like. And I managed to put my creaky knees through a kettlebells session! 😂 403342
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Breakfast for dinner… had some eggs and ham in the freezer so I made a Nigella Lawson egg tortilla pie. 4950
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Every time we leave the house, Bosman steals at item of clothing, brings it to the front door and sleeps on it. Today it was an oven mitt and my gym shorts. 8810
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Two sleepy boys slowly starting our Sunday… 131720
Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Sigh. Holiday’s over. Back to a life of healthy eating* and general virtue**. * Relatively * Probably untrue 3710