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Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
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World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 18h
Gym before 9am on a Saturday. That deserves some kinda reward, right?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched this ad with the sound off and thought it was going to go somewhere COMPLETELY different 😳
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Traybakes are a way of life now. Tonight is John Gregory-Smith’s Speedy Prawn Saganaki.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why am I wide awake this early on a Saturday?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My flight doesn’t land until midnight. So a cheeky little Pinot is entirely justified, right?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today we climbed a hill, drank pints and got varying levels of sunburnt.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After a Melbourne winter, this is EXACTLY what I need.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Us, packing for Cairns tonight.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday roast… turns out the bloody expensive corn-fed chickens really do taste better. Dammit.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is ya boi drunkenly making midnight spaghetti carbonara? Yes. Yes he is.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have an evening to myself. Which means pimped-up pumpkin soup, a glass of port, and Foo Fighters on the living room speaker. Fucken bliss.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today involved chopping down a tree for my dad and making lamb shanks. A good Sunday, all round.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s been a while since I posted a photo holding meat. Let’s fix that.
A man holding a tray of Peruvian spiced chicken and potatoes, which he’s about to put into the oven to turn crispy and juicy.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No matter how many friends we have over, Bosman has to be the centre of attention.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Nigella Lawson egg tortilla pie makes the perfect hangover breakfast.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Morning gym chooooon.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fresh fade day! 😊
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Help we made lasagne but it was too delicious and we ate too much lasagne and now we’re in some sort of lasagne-coma
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is as spring as it’s possible to get in a Melbourne winter, and imma take it!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Led day on a Sunday seemed like a good idea until we actually started doing it.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy Sunday y’all. Can someone bring me some bacon, please and thank you?
A man in gym gear sitting on a couch with a coffee cup and a dog asleep next to him.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Friends fear he’s rolling balls again. And on a Tuesday, too!
A man holding a tender and delicious meatball made with harissa and yoghurt.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Morning from the Yarra Valley, where we’ve just spent an awesome evening getting massaged, drinking wine and eating dry-aged duck to celebrate our anniversary.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Would y’all just look at my handsome boys? 😍🤗
A man on a couch holding a wineglass and hugging a Spoodle dog. They both look very comfortable and happy.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Guess which idiot made a really delicious beef curry last night, forgot about it and left it lying on the counter all night, and is now re-making it at 7.30am? 🤦🏽‍♂️😠
A man grumpily cooking a beef curry.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tuesday evening and I’m grindin’ me some chicken!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s not really the kind of Sunday when one gets off the couch.
A man and a spoodle on a couch. The spoodle is getting his head scratched and is loving life.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
No, YOU’RE dancing dorkily to The Bad Touch in between lat raises.
A man in a blue t-shirt at a gym.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There is so much judgement in this paragraph by Richard Osman, and I love it.
A paragraph from the book The Impossible Fortune by Richard Osman.

It says: There’s a restaurant on the beach that hauls seafood straight from the fishing boats and grills it over an open fire, with olive oil and lemon straight from the mountainous slopes overlooking the sand. It also serves burgers though, and that’s what Danny is having.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
G’night Bluesky.
A man on a couch with his arm around a Spoodle, who’s fast asleep.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Potato gem casserole is both protein-rich and low-carb. I mean, Instagram told me so and Instagram wouldn’t lie, right?
A man in a kitchen standing before a glass casserole dish filled with a mince and peas base, topped with cheesy potato gems.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s his couch and we’re only occasionally allowed to share it.
A Spoodle dog fast asleep on a grey couch. His head is on a couch cushion.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gym done. Work begins.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not enjoying the aftermath of yesterday’s boozy brunch. Someone bring me some bacon and aspirin?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yes it’s a cold grey Melbourne morning but I’m sweating balls after my workout, so I’m okay with it.
A man sweating on his balcony. It’s misty and damp outside
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Post a comic cover you love.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Homer Simpson Dancing Under The Sea
ALT: Homer Simpson Dancing Under The Sea
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Seems like everyone’s feeling their oats this Friday, so I might as well join in 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
A man in gym gear attempting what he thinks is a contemplative muscle flex. It’s doubtful that he’s succeeding.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Explain your @ I’m an extremely loud typist, and it gets exponentially louder as I concentrate or get stressed. Once my colleagues made me get a silent keyboard and I wore the keys off it.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Monday gym sesh, done. And as a reward, homemade pasta with allll the cheese.
A man in a light coloured gym t-shirt with a towel over his shoulder, holding a water bottle.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sous vide steaks went down a treat for dinner. Bosman, however, is steakless and vengeful.
Two plates of steaks with crispy potatoes and salad sit on a wooden coffee table, alongside glasses of wine. A chestnut Spoodle dog is standing next to the table, looking meaningfully at the steaks.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Made it off the couch and to the gym. Thanks to @rjtd.bsky.social for inspiring sweaty gym pic proof and @comfyoaf.bsky.social for recommending the Evanescence album that angstily got me through it 😂
A man halfway through a kettlebell set wearing a blue t shirt and questioning his life choices.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Look, I don’t MEAN to resent you UK and European folk with your sunshine and your Pride month… but fucken look at this Arctic misery 🥶
A man at a tram stop wearing a big puffer jacket and fingerless gloves. He looks outraged at the world in general.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Post a photo from 2019 (With a roast grouse in Paris. Head attached so it stared unnervingly at me.)
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Another magnificent sun-drenched weekend in Cairns, courtesy of the magnificent @gbatt.bsky.social and Andy!
A collage of photos of four men drinking in pools or sitting on beaches.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Well, guess this is what 47 looks like. And I managed to put my creaky knees through a kettlebells session! 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Breakfast for dinner… had some eggs and ham in the freezer so I made a Nigella Lawson egg tortilla pie.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Every time we leave the house, Bosman steals at item of clothing, brings it to the front door and sleeps on it. Today it was an oven mitt and my gym shorts.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Two sleepy boys slowly starting our Sunday…
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Sigh. Holiday’s over. Back to a life of healthy eating* and general virtue**. * Relatively * Probably untrue
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