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Comfy Oaf

@comfyoaf.bsky.social
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⚠️NSFW Aspiring beefcake. Solosexual. Non-binary. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 40 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 No minors! They/Them

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
This episode rocked! You should check it out!
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 20h
Blessed #Jocktober everyone! May it be a good one!
A picture of me in a jockstrap. Another picture of me in a jockstrap.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels telling that the only ads I see on Reddit are for AI programs and Harry Potter ebooks. It's a great way to make your ads 100% ineffective, at least!
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if I could turn into a moth. I'd just be flying around, and my coworker would go, ew! and would open the front door, and I'd fly out thinking, "You fools! You buffoons! You have freed me!" and then I'd just be a moth and fly around outside.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
True story
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The number of people who are sniffling and snorting and coughing is making me want to retreat to a mountain hideaway. Considering finding someone who can get me a black market COVID vaccine...
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cat is like, if you had a roommate who was incredibly anxious about not being cozy and who panicked whenever you weren't doing anything comfy and yelled at you until you got a soft blanket and went back to bed.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright, I've gotten groceries. I'm going to change and wash my bedding, and THEN, I'm going to become motionless and play video games.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I get home, I'm going to light a scented candle and eat thin mints and watch Hannibal, and it's going to be glorious.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After avoiding coffee for a long time because caffeine made my anxiety spike, I am now back on my coffee nonsense because my anxiety has calmed down for the past few years, and now I'm just very tired all the time.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Fall vibes and mental stress are hitting me hard, so I'm retreating into re-reading Twilight, rewatching Hannibal, and listening to gothic musicals on repeat. It's fun!
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only):
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Julian Bashir's Champagne Cork Mishap in Star Trek DS9
ALT: Julian Bashir's Champagne Cork Mishap in Star Trek DS9
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This song is giving me all the happy brain chemicals today:
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Chaka Khan & Lenny Kravitz - Bring the Party (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Chaka Khan
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I self-medicated with the new Star Trek comic issue this morning, and it's REALLY good! My brain still sucks, but at least there was sapphic joy in my morning!
A screen-cap from Star Trek (2026) Issue 1 featuring Seven and Raffi.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I could explain to people that when I say sorry when someone is involved in a situation that is out of my control and not my fault, I'm not saying that I think it's my fault, I'm saying, "I recognize that this is inconvenient/annoying for you." We need better shorthand...
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if I marathoned all the Twilight audiobooks again???? What then??????
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 9 games Not really in any order. But these are the games I keep going back to and have played hundreds and hundred of hours in.
My nine games:
Pokemon Red
Crash Bandicoot 2
Mass Effect
Knights of the Old Republic
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Mass Effect 2
Baldur's Gate 3
Myst
Mass Effect 3
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright, have a tasteful nude on this lovely Sunday. You've earned it.
A photograph of myself nude. My soft penis is in frame as is my belly.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alright alright, I did it, and YES, I feel amazing. Now to eat vast amounts of food and play video games.
A screencap from a hevy workout featuring a picture of me flexing my arm.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender: I can't decide between these two. Incidentally, they're both Star Trek, so that feels appropriate for me.
A picture from the Star Trek Webtoon Stargazers featuring a chibi version of one character rocking a potato sack and looking adorable.A picture of Scotty from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds wearing a Hawaiian shirt and looking a bit bleary.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today is my one day weekend, and I want to go to the gym, but I'm so sleepy and I just want to be a motionless blob...sigh. Ok, I'm getting up, now. I promise.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They also don't know how to use freeze panes in excel, so they've just been making up what the columns are for the past few months, and nothing matches and a bunch of info is missing. 😩
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This other place has Outlook saved to their Chrome toolbar five times. Sigh.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got pulled into working a bonus day at our other disaster location because there's no one to work, so today will be brought to you by seething rage and derision. (And maybe some nudity).
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like more people need a fursona.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And Rhiannon Giddens has a new album! 🥳
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chaka Khan even has a new album out today?????
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alright, here you go! For those few seconds, no one was bothering me. It was nice.
A photograph of my person tastefully nude.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Work has been ridiculous, and there's still 3 more hours in this godawful shift, so I may just start posting nudes from the bathroom soon.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would be kind of bored with where I'm at since I haven't really accomplished anything spectacular, BUT I'm pretty sure 20-year old me would find current me super hot, and we would absolutely goon together, enthusiastically.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh right, it's biceptember! Mine aren't that huge, but I'm proud of my progress!
A picture of me flexing one arm in my briefs. My belly is gull of breakfast and happily round.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? What makes this hit so hard is that it happens right after the bleakest moment when Feivel gives up on his family and says he doesn't care if he never sees them again...and then he hears his dad's violin playing. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The reunited scene in An American Tail.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every now and then, I consider getting a job that's meetings and emails because that would just fit my brain much better, but then I consider that I wouldn't encounter puppies and kittens on a daily basis...
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry for another profile pic change so soon after the last one. I wasn't a fan of how the other one looked.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess I should start listening to Macklemore???
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spell your name with songs-- J- Joshua by Dolly Parton O- One in a Million by Aaliya S- Sleeping Sun by Nightwish H- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale U- Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton A- Applause by Lady Gaga
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, I had some water and it helped. The system is still uncaring, but at least I'm cute!
A picture of a functioning person out in the world.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why must we toil at the whims of an uncaring, demanding system????? What if I wanted to, like, not toil????
A picture of a tired pudgy guy wearing gym shorts.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva? Oh this is easy. Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
Lwaxana Troi from Star Treks TNG and DS9.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Alright, here's some weird belly noise stuff for those who are thusly inclined!
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh right! It's #mcm
A picture of me reclining in bed wearing a pair of briefs. I'm kind of smiling and have a potbelly.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Single digit temperatures! Let's break out the sweaters! Whooo! 🍁🍂
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shout out to Star Trek TNG for getting this hot alien guy naked in a mud bath so Young Me could have confusing feelings about it.
A screencap from TNG's "Cost of Living" featuring an alien philosopher in a mud bath.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok, it's not Friday, but fuck it. Have some boner!
A photograph of my boner.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, I just finished at the gym and I feel like more of a person.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woke up today feeling like I fell out of an airplane and crashed through an entire jungle canopy before landing in a river and then going over a waterfall. Glad it's the weekend.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey friendos, I need an angry pop diva to listen to on my way home from work. Any suggestions? I have choice paralysis.
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RobskiArt @robskiart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So sick of seeing all the 80s Ai slop “trend” in my social feeds over the last 2 days… these are my thoughts on the matter 😒 - I might do a few “hunks and my thoughts sketches” - the gorgeous real life @drewlontra.bsky.social was my muse for this piece 😍
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A quick handsfree load to end this tighty whitey Tuesday. My belly was making some noise which helped things along.
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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you've seen more than ten times:
A picture of Jean-Luc Picard as Locutus.
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