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Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
2.2K followers 1.3K following 3.5K posts

World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 2h
Nawww happy anniversary you fine gents 🤗
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 4h
I mean, this idea has legs… 🤔😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 4h
You make a valid point. But still. Jerk 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 8h
Oh, well put you to work 😜
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 9h
Ooo, wanna come help? I’ll bribe you with food 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 10h
Preparing for a big weekend of house painting and moving furniture by *checks notes* doing upper body day at the gym… wait. Uh oh.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy birthday, you youthful legend!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Donald Duck: Talk To The Hand
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we’re all glad you failed this time 😉
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man’s the baker of the house. I tend to do the meats and the curries 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He generally does. Unless there’s cheese or chicken involved.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does he bark wildly so you can’t hear the ‘THIS IS A TEST’ announcements like mine does?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh he’d happily eat cake if we let him 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a special Spoodle skill 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching Bake-Off with Bosman. He clearly has views on their bread making skills.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank ya 😉 It was!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s how we bogan in Melbourne 💅🏽
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh they do! You’re a man of intricate tastes, clearly 😉
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fucken LOVE these choices!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes one does 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the pub watching the NRL Grand Final like proper bogans.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Such virtue! We should all live by your example 😉
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Certainly is!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Homer Simpson's Pig Dream
ALT: Homer Simpson's Pig Dream
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gym before 9am on a Saturday. That deserves some kinda reward, right?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think they turned out to be brothers 😳
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched this ad with the sound off and thought it was going to go somewhere COMPLETELY different 😳
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was actually ridiculously easy. Just bung things into an oven tray in stages 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happily 😉
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Traybakes are a way of life now. Tonight is John Gregory-Smith’s Speedy Prawn Saganaki.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone can enjoy pool time! 😉
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That looks deeply comforting.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Such a fun book! Also liked the sequel.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why am I wide awake this early on a Saturday?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morning back at ya!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My recommendation?
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Grampa Simpson's Column A, Column B Advice
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll wait till the comfort of home 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My flight doesn’t land until midnight. So a cheeky little Pinot is entirely justified, right?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes please!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh daaaaaamn, this looks good!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahah looks like it was well earned! Bacon and a walk should fix ya
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaargh! This is no good. Hoping you recover soon, mate.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh nooo! Wishing you a speedy recovery. Is ice cream still appropriate dental recovery food?
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please! I’m sore in unusual places!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today we climbed a hill, drank pints and got varying levels of sunburnt.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Naww congratulations!
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now your days are filled with love and crisp edges.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After a Melbourne winter, this is EXACTLY what I need.
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This looks EXACTLY the kind of movie I’d love 😂
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Keyboard Hulk @keyboardhulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Us, packing for Cairns tonight.
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