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Evertonian Timberwolves admirer Dogs are boss With a pinch of "Lefty Looney" politics.

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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember the joke that used to happen about girls not knowing and having to explain the offside rule? Well can any one explain it to me?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a second faze of play. 2 Hull players have purposefully played the ball. Fuck off Premier League.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well another Pickfordless England performance that see's 3+ goals conceded.
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Everton Fan Advisory Board @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sound with Utd conceding but how is going for diving header not interfering with play?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How on earth did he not win save of the month for the Chelsea save? Didn't it win save of the season?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guess I'll be doing my weekly shop at Marx & Sparx
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Greens promise to nationalise 120 supermarkets, costing $2.8 billion
The party says it'll buy 120 Woolworths, Pak'nSave, New World and Four Square stores.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brain washed cult.
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Stuart @stuartguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The greatest goal to grace the Hill Dickinson yet, maybe in the whole of football ever 😂💙
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That yesterday might out do the deadline when we sold Arteta, Yakubu & Beckford and only brought in Drenthe and Straq on last minute loans. I'm glad we have Moyes to steer us through this but I'd be contemplating my situation if I was him.
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Everton Gear @evertongear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
10 acts you’ve seen as support acts Biffy Clyro Avenge Sevenfold Busted Lewis Capaldi Travis Kaiser Chiefs The Streets Limp Bizkit Enter Shikari Rise Against
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kenny Tete is 'fine'. I would have accepted him (or someone of his level) in the Friedkins first window, or last summer, or last January. 4 windows to wheel out a RB who can't get in the Fulham team (also played us for chumps 12 months ago). Sorry, I can't see it as anything but pure incompetence.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Goal scoring opportunity and he hasn't tried to play the ball. Shouldn't that be a red?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
People can say Armstrong wants out, so we may need to sell someone who doesn't want to be here. But I remember Everton using the same line for Michael Ball, Richard Dunne, Jeffers, Rodwell & Rooney. We now know it was bollocks & we just wanted them out. So forgive me for being very sceptical.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the last 2 days Nicholas Jackson has gone for £65m and Liam Delap for £50m. Anyone that accepts £40m for Armstrong is out of their mind.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
£40m for Armstrong is pathetic. If this happens, any one who sanctioned should be out of the club within an hour of the sale. Get in the bin Everton.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
4-0 less than 15 minutes to give and I'm getting greedy. Get Aznou on!
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We're winning the fucking lot!
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thierry Barry with the tap in hattrick. Feed the Baz, he will score.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thaz Baz with a second.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Been proper done over by the Co-op. Look at half that was visible through the box and then look at the other half. I'm considering all my legal options.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The team that have finished 17th in the last two seasons are getting battered in the first game of the season... I'm shocked I tell you.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wasn't able to go today and only just put the game on when we won the penalty. How have we been?
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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So follow... @evertonfc1878.bsky.social To save you going to X 👍
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
About time he hit the target... He feels like a young Lukaku.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Barry has been great here 👍
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good goal by Barry and that was a good pass to give Ndieye a sitter.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do they want Michael Keane?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolute McSteal by the toffees
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nicest: Kevin Campbell - absolute top bloke. Rudest: David Ginola - absolute bellwiff
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Infantino will be on the phone to Afcon right now.
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Burnham had any patter he'd give the Falklands to Spain
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Quick Spain, take off all the attackers and put 9 centre backs on!
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's great about VAR is that it makes the matchday experience worse while we still have clear and obvious errors.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Banish Tuchel to the Falklands.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'd be shocked if I didn't see it coming for the last 40 minutes.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is it an FA mandate to to absolutely bottle any game you go 1-0 up in?
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Love that Pickford has forced both hydration breaks. Love his save even more!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Think it'll be sinking in for Farage watching this, what ridicule he's about to put himself through!
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dare I say that wouldn't be pulled back the other way round.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All that fuss just for the USA to get battered by the first decent team they played. Infantino, you should have just let Trump's call go to voicemail mate.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just waht the UK needs... more Murdoch media. Yes he doesn't own Sky anymore, but all their owned news media still sing from the same hymn sheet.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bring him home. Rom last dance
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thought VAR was supposed to over trun incorrect corners now? That clearly came off the spanish player.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Everton players confirmed to be released: Jacob Beaumont-Clark, Kingsford Boakye, Roman Dixon, Bradley Moonan, Francis Okoronkwo, Tyler Onyango, Reece Welch. Que the head loss that we've released the next Cafu, Viera, Beckenbauer and R9. All based solely on a 30 second vid they saw 3 years ago.
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C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Some little cheeky feckers have made themselves comfortable in the garden this week.
Frog on a door innitFrog by a bucket innitFrogs on the tarp innit
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