C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Remember the joke that used to happen about girls not knowing and having to explain the offside rule? Well can any one explain it to me? 7131
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That's a second faze of play. 2 Hull players have purposefully played the ball. Fuck off Premier League. 2131
Reposted by C-KEYIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 330189913987
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well another Pickfordless England performance that see's 3+ goals conceded. 111
Reposted by C-KEYEverton Fan Advisory Board @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The PM says it's time to make drinking at your seat in stadiums legal again. Goodison's been a test venue for Everton Women. What do you think, Blues? We'll share your views with the Club, PL, FSA, FA, Police & PM. 3-min survey, closes 9am Wed 30 Sept spottedbee.typeform.com/alcohol UTT 💙spottedbee.typeform.comEFC FAB Alcohol In Stands Survey September 2026Turn data collection into an experience with Typeform. Create beautiful online forms, surveys, quizzes, and so much more. Try it for FREE. 1059
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm sound with Utd conceding but how is going for diving header not interfering with play? 100
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How on earth did he not win save of the month for the Chelsea save? Didn't it win save of the season? 251
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Guess I'll be doing my weekly shop at Marx & Sparxnzherald.co.nzGreens promise to nationalise 120 supermarkets, costing $2.8 billionThe party says it'll buy 120 Woolworths, Pak'nSave, New World and Four Square stores. 000
Reposted by C-KEYStuart @stuartguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The greatest goal to grace the Hill Dickinson yet, maybe in the whole of football ever 😂💙 67912
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That yesterday might out do the deadline when we sold Arteta, Yakubu & Beckford and only brought in Drenthe and Straq on last minute loans. I'm glad we have Moyes to steer us through this but I'd be contemplating my situation if I was him. 110
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 30/08/202610 acts you’ve seen as support acts Biffy Clyro Avenge Sevenfold Busted Lewis Capaldi Travis Kaiser Chiefs The Streets Limp Bizkit Enter Shikari Rise Against 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Kenny Tete is 'fine'. I would have accepted him (or someone of his level) in the Friedkins first window, or last summer, or last January. 4 windows to wheel out a RB who can't get in the Fulham team (also played us for chumps 12 months ago). Sorry, I can't see it as anything but pure incompetence. 120
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Goal scoring opportunity and he hasn't tried to play the ball. Shouldn't that be a red? 110
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026People can say Armstrong wants out, so we may need to sell someone who doesn't want to be here. But I remember Everton using the same line for Michael Ball, Richard Dunne, Jeffers, Rodwell & Rooney. We now know it was bollocks & we just wanted them out. So forgive me for being very sceptical. 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In the last 2 days Nicholas Jackson has gone for £65m and Liam Delap for £50m. Anyone that accepts £40m for Armstrong is out of their mind. 0142
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026£40m for Armstrong is pathetic. If this happens, any one who sanctioned should be out of the club within an hour of the sale. Get in the bin Everton. 091
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/20264-0 less than 15 minutes to give and I'm getting greedy. Get Aznou on! 130
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thierry Barry with the tap in hattrick. Feed the Baz, he will score. 020
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Been proper done over by the Co-op. Look at half that was visible through the box and then look at the other half. I'm considering all my legal options. 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The team that have finished 17th in the last two seasons are getting battered in the first game of the season... I'm shocked I tell you. 010
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Wasn't able to go today and only just put the game on when we won the penalty. How have we been? 200
Reposted by C-KEYJSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So follow... @evertonfc1878.bsky.social To save you going to X 👍 3198
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026About time he hit the target... He feels like a young Lukaku. 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Good goal by Barry and that was a good pass to give Ndieye a sitter. 030
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Nicest: Kevin Campbell - absolute top bloke. Rudest: David Ginola - absolute bellwiff 020
Reposted by C-KEYJack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If Burnham had any patter he'd give the Falklands to Spain 311335
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Quick Spain, take off all the attackers and put 9 centre backs on! 010
Reposted by C-KEYStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What's great about VAR is that it makes the matchday experience worse while we still have clear and obvious errors. 141131212
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'd be shocked if I didn't see it coming for the last 40 minutes. 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Is it an FA mandate to to absolutely bottle any game you go 1-0 up in? 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Love that Pickford has forced both hydration breaks. Love his save even more! 000
Reposted by C-KEYCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly. 15562041417
Reposted by C-KEYCounty Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Think it'll be sinking in for Farage watching this, what ridicule he's about to put himself through! 4337
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Dare I say that wouldn't be pulled back the other way round. 000
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026All that fuss just for the USA to get battered by the first decent team they played. Infantino, you should have just let Trump's call go to voicemail mate. 030
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just waht the UK needs... more Murdoch media. Yes he doesn't own Sky anymore, but all their owned news media still sing from the same hymn sheet. 020
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Thought VAR was supposed to over trun incorrect corners now? That clearly came off the spanish player. 100
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Everton players confirmed to be released: Jacob Beaumont-Clark, Kingsford Boakye, Roman Dixon, Bradley Moonan, Francis Okoronkwo, Tyler Onyango, Reece Welch. Que the head loss that we've released the next Cafu, Viera, Beckenbauer and R9. All based solely on a 30 second vid they saw 3 years ago. 100
C-KEY @key-bee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Some little cheeky feckers have made themselves comfortable in the garden this week. 000