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Kevin Baum

@kevinbaum013.bsky.social
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Attorney. Baseball fan. Lover of comedy, podcasts, and movies. Canada isn't a real country.

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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SOFR meets SOCOM
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just saw someone with a signed Jorge Polanco Mariners jersey. I have questions.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In the long history of bad faith descriptions of litigation, calling Trump's IRS slush-fund suit, where he was controlling both sides, ordinary "sue and settle" ranks up there.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He really, really, really wants to be a federal judge.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alito's dissent would apparently (or at least arguably) deny birthright citizenship to children of dual citizens.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Of course Dolan was smirking. It's the first time in decades that he wasn't the most hated man in the building.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Maybe the British were on to something with burning down the White House.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Another meme that I shamelessly stole from one of them other hellsites 😀
Lrrr from Futurama asking Ndnd, "why does tje working class, the larger of the two classes, not simply eat the rich?"
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This seems bad.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is insane.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is insane.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
110 years ago today, Joseph Plunkett, one of the seven signatories to the Proclamation of the Irish Republic, was executed in Kilmainham Gaol following the failed Easter Rising. I'm proud to be a citizen of the Republic of Ireland as well as one of the United States.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Trump's DOJ explored prosecuting Biden for using an autopen, which is insane because there's no criminal statute that would cover that and that conduct is clearly protected by the Court's decision. The former is probably what stopped them, not the latter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If the restaurant asked you for ID, sir, it might be that your "date" seemed to be under the legal age to be served alcohol
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's always a former prosecutor.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
the oppenheimer face memeAlla, 51, Ala., white, Republican, portfolio manager: When he was saying he would try to fix immigration, I was behind it. But then the way he did it, it’s just not the way I agree with.
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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
For 5 years during the Cold War, I worked in an office on the (yes) 4th floor of the Capitol, close to the dome, and rumor had it that was dead-center on ≥ 1 Soviet targeting map. Now, while being hit with a *US* nuke was not on my BINGO card, either way I know I could never escape the blast zone.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Notes from the private French Conditional Convention: "Look to the right of you and now look to the left of you. All three of you will be beheaded."
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Randy Barnett is unhinged and Turley is a partisan hack. You should take either one of them the least but seriously.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We are living in the dumbest timeline.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a dream case and outcome for a bankruptcy attorney.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don't think this ever gets to discovery.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is going to end with the US demanding that Pakistan cede the Kashmir region to India.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The books are good but I would support a Tolkien revival on the sole basis that people really need to understand how dumb it is to call a company Palantir
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I am all for increased leaks at the Supreme Court.
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Mallory Langston @primnimproper.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I want a horror franchise rooted entirely in a sinister interpretation of Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family."
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Kurt Lash refused to answer a question from anthonymkreis.bsky.social that could be used to diagnose a concussion. And who won the 2020 election is precisely the issue despite how much Lash wants to deflect from that and make a martyr out of Eastman.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I want to be absolutely clear: I have chosen a side. I am against this. I am against John Eastman. I am against anyone who calls him a good man and a fine scholar. I am against anyone who defends anyone who call him a good man and a fine scholar. I will always be.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What's the viewppoint discrimination here? That the California bar would've allowed Eastman to try to commit a coup for Democrats. The slippery slope fallacy is the chef's kiss. Lash would've defended Carl Schmitt too. These people are awfully afraid of the consequences of their own actions
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When your friend tries to overthrow an election through a coup, it speaks poorly of you when you try to make them the victim. These guys are hacks who don't give a shit about the rule of law, as evidenced by their push to allow Trump to end birthright citizenship through an EO.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This idiot is a prime example of why having a lot of money leads to worse health outcomes.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It must have been something I said.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
His brother-in-law is a convicted cocaine trafficker who still resides in the US. I'm guessing the Rubio's don't think the laws apply to them.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Why the South Should Have Won— by Ilan Wurman
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The Civil War has been famously ignored by historians who refused to use primary sources until a partisan hack who never went to college picked up the mantle. I assume Joe Rogan was his research assistant.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm glad you asked. Under the common law, someone whose birthplace was unknown would be forced to eat mushy peas. The natural-born subject would ask for more. He who was a stranger would gag.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This case should be laughable if it weren't so dangerous. There isn't a chance in Hell that this should be permitted through an executive order. The Court should summarily strike down the order on substance, which it should've done in the national injunction case.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I know I’m a broken record on this but: A handful of law profs are engaging in an effort to convince the Supreme Court to accept a reactionary administration’s effort to redefine American citizenship and render countless children stateless.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Apparently people who consistently make insanely stupid arguments don't like being called stupid.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He's "unconstrained" is a hell of euphemism for he's being bribed.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Enjoy your measles and cheap cuts of meat, peasants!
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So there's no plan. Great.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'll take it.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Well that was uncomfortably close.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
St. John's needs to keep this up.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you were on the board of a group that supported, enabled and promoted Trump for a decade, you can fuck right off with your pearl clutching when Trump acts like Trump. Some introspection is in order.
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Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Shout out to the Bears for the most unintentionally funny tweet of all time.
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