Sign in

Kevin Corlett

@kevdoesstuff.com
331 followers 310 following 690 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 29/09/2026
Might one say they could be a soupçon of soupchem?
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 27/09/2026
Same story except it was the stairwell of the Steppenwolf Theatre and "That man's way too old to be John Malkovich"...
071
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 27/09/2026
"Meltdown" does also have a pretty specific meaning in the Autistic community as well that isn't really synonymous with the other two.
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 26/09/2026
Have tasted. Can confirm. Talk about a company that should focus on its core competencies.
020
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like Arnold was the one guy to truly hold the republican line about what the great goodness of America means in his heart and when they stopped pretending to believe any of it he looked around and was like fuck it I’m Bernie I guess
332276244
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 25/09/2026
There is no contradiction here. Tricorder only did useful shit. If they wanted to waste their SpaceAfternoon reading SpacePron, they had to find the specific PADD that SpacePron was on...
050
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 23/09/2026
The Pink Ladies feel especially egregious.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 22/09/2026
Stoned elliptical is where its at. You establish your rhythm and biomechanics while the edible os still kicking in, so by the time you get to cardio zones you feel so safe and grounded to this big heavy machine and time no longer exists. Extra points if the playlist is eg Explosions in the Sky.
130
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 22/09/2026
Nice try Saudi Arabia... we can all tell that these are just upscaled VHS rewinders.
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 21/09/2026
I was diagnosed last week at 44. If I'd known video essays were diagnostic, probably woulda saved me at least a few years...
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 21/09/2026
I suppose it's a small hedge against hyperinflation to lock in a dollar denominated price...
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 21/09/2026
Especially in such recent memory of so many big names making fools of themselves shilling for FTX.
000
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish the people actually cared about the safety of children playing sports because I don't think children can consent to playing tackle football and it should be illegal to have it in public schools.
902734396
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 20/09/2026
This is a true and correct take.
001
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 19/09/2026
This, of course, in exchange for having to DEcode the words into "time" somewhere between 20-100 times an hour. That mental energy gotta add up...
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 19/09/2026
Things are definitely starting to change in the old noggin! Weirdly makes it easier when someone else asks the time? Like that's when I normally would have to encode my clock shape or at least numeral based vibes of "current time" into words. But that's done for me. Such luxury!
for.me
For.me
For.me
110
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 17/09/2026
I hereby commit to rock the Spoken Garmin face for at least 72 hours, giving it the requisite time needed to rewire my brain in a very real if pretty milquetoast way.
110
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 17/09/2026
I always figured I'd ask how many different toilets I pooped in over the course of my life. That or aliens.
120
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 14/09/2026
New Madrid rumbling?
100
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 13/09/2026
I love the "follow your bliss" approach to attire.
082
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 12/09/2026
Trypophobia warning, plz.
011
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 12/09/2026
Right? So much more Carmina Burana than Superman or Indiana Jones...
040
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 09/09/2026
I love that the scammers decided the best way to impersonate you was to pretend to be hosting a Clue.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 09/09/2026
When I get too enthusiastic about apples at the grocery store and still have a few left when they get past prime eating shape, what's a good use for these leftover mushy bois?
210
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 09/09/2026
I never even read it as a Riker joke...
000
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the revolution will not be vibe coded
1746054
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 08/09/2026
..because AI simply cannot create art. Human traditions, such as created The Odyssey can - passed from human to human as they were. Linear algebra has no such capacity.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 08/09/2026
I was going to write a reply about Foucalt's ideas of authorial authority, and how like, Homer and Hippocrates weren't actually guys (or not the guys who did the things for which we exclusively credit them), and that seems like a similar sort of distinction? But I think it's ultimately false...
110
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 07/09/2026
I mean... dense is a selling point, right? Just me?
020
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 07/09/2026
The Guardians run a much tighter ship than that.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 07/09/2026
That must be such a confusing experience for racists.
001
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 05/09/2026
I have a good friend with the surname Futterman, I'd appreciate them not catching strays for existing...
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 03/09/2026
Will make a point to check it out. It was super depressing when that store was vacant.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 03/09/2026
Is the ice cream good? I've always been nervous about checking it out. Doesn't seem the most intuitive combination.
100
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/09/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

"Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

the art is of an old desktop computer feathered with arrows
4771223
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 03/09/2026
"Cryptid rotation" as a phrase is to confusing me. Is it me and eg Mothman et al passing a blunt? Or is it me and the boys passing a cryptid? ("Don't bogart the chupacabra, man")
000
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
382131585
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 01/09/2026
Having been obsessed with it all summer, I'll give the keynote on the adorable slurred vowel on "I'm a sad shell of a wooo-man"
020
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 01/09/2026
I cannot not hear "stalled you on the interwebs" because I think it's a 7% more entertaining slant rhyme than the real one. And I've listened to that album hundreds of times.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 31/08/2026
I'd sure as shit cast Eric Roberts to play him.
020
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
795166623670
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 30/08/2026
I was the opposite - I discovered The Firm because I read the back of the computer lab lady's copy!
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 30/08/2026
The Firm. I was a real striver in fourth grade.
130
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 30/08/2026
See the thing about me is that I'm always watching the HBO show John From Cincinnati. We are not the same. (You are obviously a much happier and well adjusted person than I)
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 28/08/2026
Since family vacation this year I've made a point to text with my teenage nephews about pop music. We all agree the new Olivia Rodrigo bangs, but I'm higher on the new Charli xcx (kids these days just can't appreciate a David Cronenberg cameo).
010
Reposted by Kevin Corlett
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Scratchface
5665
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 27/08/2026
Your piece taught me a new vocab word (pajandrums)! Not a thing that happens every day at this point. And it was excellent writing, as usual.
010
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 27/08/2026
A bit of a deeper cut, but probably my favorite Tom Curry musical theater performance. So jealous of anyone who got to see this show live. youtu.be/aZV3T8oAVCM?...
youtu.be
Exits
YouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic
000
Kevin Corlett @kevdoesstuff.com · 27/08/2026
But Tim Curry actual could also pull off Sondheim tunes... youtu.be/jPopeuMUtS4?...
youtu.be
Tim Curry singing Losing My Mind - Sondheim, A Celebration
YouTube video by eleanorpowell2007
000