The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 21hMuslim definition of Allah: higher power, God “Thank you, Allah, for keeping us safe” Midwestern American definition of Allah: used to refer to a group of people “Allah y’all better getcher butts in the house!!!” 130
Reposted by The Real Beeboyoyogames archive @yygarchive.bsky.social · 22hdragons demo (Qusidava, 2007-11-25) a gam ewere your a knight and you kill goblins. 131
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22hI’ve been thinking about the word “lowkirkenuinely” so much that I started convincing myself I made it up in a pained bed bound haze and had to check 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22hWhat you hear outside your apartment on Franklin & Lyndale at 1:39am on a Tuesday 010
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026my grammy worked at a Kmart for like 30 years or something, she loved it. also she’s how we got Dragon Quest VIII for our PS2 :3 110
Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026sometimes the discourse is a topic you gotta keep your mouth shut on, not even in a smug knife cat way just this isnt a conversation i need to contribute to 0131
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026Can y’all believe my mom told her son, a preteen, that essentially his thoughts and feelings did not matter? Whoops! The journal factory exploded! 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026my life is a movie fr. I have a beginning and end. I get to write the story. I can dictate what happens. I believe the world does revolve around me; I believe my world is what I mold a chunk of clay into. and once the clay dries, it leaves a dent in the table on which others will form theirs. 100
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026yeah! also my mom told me growing up that “not everything revolves around me”, but actually it’s my life and I get to dictate what happens in it, so if I upset someone by telling them “actually I don’t wanna hear this” in the middle of them talking I’m gonna feel a lil bad but better than if I didnt 020
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026how to talk about sex: “hey can I tell you about something not safe for work/sexual real quick?” they may respond with “you don’t have to disclose it, just tell me I won’t care” then act accordingly, otherwise yes means yes and no means no. shrimple as 010
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026literally rule number one when doing anything involving sex, including even talking about it, is to ask!!! they should know this! queer or not, they don’t get to waltz in somewhere and start talking about how some domme stuffed them in a dryer or whatever 120
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026you are obviously cooler than her because you don’t just go around casually dropping sexual topics and bragging about it 140
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026omg I got followed by someone named Julie too!! what a coincidence :) 020
Reposted by The Real BeeboThe Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When did this become hotter than this? 194
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026I just drove past one of them hitting a geek bar and disobeying traffic laws, do we really need more 😭 like can you PLEASE fucking resign 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026if someone said, “I feel like I’ll just be some clocky ugly loser if I take estrogen, I won’t look like a woman at all,” then I’d respond with “yeah but you already despise looking in the mirror, what’s the harm” 020
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026cannot fucking STAND when people say “estrogen won’t work on me because I look like the hulk” ok AND? saying that about yourself is terf rhetoric. either take it or don’t, but don’t shit on yourself or others because masculine features don’t just go away with HRT 131
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026Yes, by all means! You can only take them together on the weekend though ❤️ 010
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026be so fucking for real. you know you don’t like what you see in the mirror right now, that’s why you want HRT. are you gonna like what you see any less after starting? 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026imagine telling someone “no don’t get on estrogen, you look so masculine and also you’re like 40 so you’re too old anyway”. sounds kinda transmisogynistic, right? you’re telling someone they’re ugly and will never be a girl? ok, now realize that’s what you’re telling yourself 100
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026The prerequisite to any tech career is an addiction to stimulants 110
Reposted by The Real Beebomaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue 161672218
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026Loud as shit too. He scream-sings TikTok songs with ALL THE WINDOWS OPENNNNN like you can fr hear it the next block over 030
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026I wanted to chew his ass out so bad, like why are you just letting this big fucking cat have a field day on MY patio? Don’t let your cat outside unsupervised??? 120
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026Wishing my upstairs neighbor who just let his cat run free outside and terrorize my cat so bad she pissed herself & slipped in it a very get fucked 130
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026mmm easy dinner, good to hear :3 lmk if y’all do end up needing some grub 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026We’ve got some stuff we’re not eating, want me to drop it off tomorrow/Friday? 110
Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026"a girl without a penis is like an angel without wings" is how i feel about bush actually 193
Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026(taking the can of barbasol out of your hands) promise you'll stop? for me? 031