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The Real Beebo

@ketamine.coupons
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goatgirl, digital variety. contains multitudes. loves to play phone touys and make music. 24 (mdni) | ΘΔ | they/she + sometimes it/its

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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 2h
okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 4h
What the fuck do any of these words mean
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 4h
ANOTHER FUCKIN JULIE ACCOUNT arghhhhhhhhggggghhh
Bluesky account from someone named Julie
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 4h
B Resale on Nicollet and 26th! Just next to Glam Doll
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 21h
I could be the worst standup comic ever
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 21h
Muslim definition of Allah: higher power, God “Thank you, Allah, for keeping us safe” Midwestern American definition of Allah: used to refer to a group of people “Allah y’all better getcher butts in the house!!!”
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 21h
Turns out you have to eat food so you don’t get these
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22h
More like POOP Indicator! Haha, you just got Pooped! 🤣🤣
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yoyogames archive @yygarchive.bsky.social · 22h
dragons demo (Qusidava, 2007-11-25) a gam ewere your a knight and you kill goblins.
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22h
I’ve been thinking about the word “lowkirkenuinely” so much that I started convincing myself I made it up in a pained bed bound haze and had to check
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22h
What you hear outside your apartment on Franklin & Lyndale at 1:39am on a Tuesday
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 23h
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 22h
MIGRAINE! MIGRINE MIGRAINE AAAAHHHHHHHH
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
my grammy worked at a Kmart for like 30 years or something, she loved it. also she’s how we got Dragon Quest VIII for our PS2 :3
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes the discourse is a topic you gotta keep your mouth shut on, not even in a smug knife cat way just this isnt a conversation i need to contribute to
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
Can y’all believe my mom told her son, a preteen, that essentially his thoughts and feelings did not matter? Whoops! The journal factory exploded!
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
my life is a movie fr. I have a beginning and end. I get to write the story. I can dictate what happens. I believe the world does revolve around me; I believe my world is what I mold a chunk of clay into. and once the clay dries, it leaves a dent in the table on which others will form theirs.
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
yeah! also my mom told me growing up that “not everything revolves around me”, but actually it’s my life and I get to dictate what happens in it, so if I upset someone by telling them “actually I don’t wanna hear this” in the middle of them talking I’m gonna feel a lil bad but better than if I didnt
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
Welcome to Mac Donald’s what you order bruh
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
how to talk about sex: “hey can I tell you about something not safe for work/sexual real quick?” they may respond with “you don’t have to disclose it, just tell me I won’t care” then act accordingly, otherwise yes means yes and no means no. shrimple as
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
literally rule number one when doing anything involving sex, including even talking about it, is to ask!!! they should know this! queer or not, they don’t get to waltz in somewhere and start talking about how some domme stuffed them in a dryer or whatever
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
Triple bingo… ough
Filled teenage dysphoria (girl) bingo card with three bingosBlank teenage dysphoria (girl) card
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
you are obviously cooler than her because you don’t just go around casually dropping sexual topics and bragging about it
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
omg I got followed by someone named Julie too!! what a coincidence :)
Bluesky account renamed to Julie 💗 listing 18-year-old girl interests and a “get my social” link as the first and only post on the account
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The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When did this become hotter than this?
Side view of an ultra thin tvSide view of a crt tv. She got the fat dumpy omg
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
I just drove past one of them hitting a geek bar and disobeying traffic laws, do we really need more 😭 like can you PLEASE fucking resign
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social YOU A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
thinking about Kamen Rider Nozama... mmm good show
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
if someone said, “I feel like I’ll just be some clocky ugly loser if I take estrogen, I won’t look like a woman at all,” then I’d respond with “yeah but you already despise looking in the mirror, what’s the harm”
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 03/10/2026
cannot fucking STAND when people say “estrogen won’t work on me because I look like the hulk” ok AND? saying that about yourself is terf rhetoric. either take it or don’t, but don’t shit on yourself or others because masculine features don’t just go away with HRT
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026
Yes, by all means! You can only take them together on the weekend though ❤️
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026
be so fucking for real. you know you don’t like what you see in the mirror right now, that’s why you want HRT. are you gonna like what you see any less after starting?
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026
imagine telling someone “no don’t get on estrogen, you look so masculine and also you’re like 40 so you’re too old anyway”. sounds kinda transmisogynistic, right? you’re telling someone they’re ugly and will never be a girl? ok, now realize that’s what you’re telling yourself
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 02/10/2026
The prerequisite to any tech career is an addiction to stimulants
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
We will play toys and games
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
Come over
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
Loud as shit too. He scream-sings TikTok songs with ALL THE WINDOWS OPENNNNN like you can fr hear it the next block over
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
I wanted to chew his ass out so bad, like why are you just letting this big fucking cat have a field day on MY patio? Don’t let your cat outside unsupervised???
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
Wishing my upstairs neighbor who just let his cat run free outside and terrorize my cat so bad she pissed herself & slipped in it a very get fucked
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
YAYYYYYY GIRL WIN!!!! Good luck <3
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
mmm easy dinner, good to hear :3 lmk if y’all do end up needing some grub
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
Bright green like a traffic light
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 01/10/2026
We’ve got some stuff we’re not eating, want me to drop it off tomorrow/Friday?
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 01/10/2026
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
"a girl without a penis is like an angel without wings" is how i feel about bush actually
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
(taking the can of barbasol out of your hands) promise you'll stop? for me?
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
What the fuck are you writing
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