Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 3h"a girl without a penis is like an angel without wings" is how i feel about bush actually 173
Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 3h(taking the can of barbasol out of your hands) promise you'll stop? for me? 031
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 12hRZA if he had bad vision and thought laying pipe cured acne: I’ll fuck the freckles off ur face bitch… 😢😔💗 000
Reposted by The Real Beebofarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass poopy 5441
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026assuming this isn’t a honeypot, >hackerman Linux distro >exposed to public internet >anonymous VNC login allowed 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026Yep. thats me. Youre probably wondering how i got here 131
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026One of maybe ten people who experience heightened emotions while thinking about the Kirby vacuums from before times 010
Reposted by The Real Beebobeepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026"wife" = souls wire-wrapped together, woman so beautiful she proves the existence of god, necessarily finds each other in any timeline type shit "husband" = local handsome fella of convenience, a stalwart and loving housemate or perhaps co-parent that you enjoy letting fuck you occasionally 281
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026There’s something so beautiful about the process of obtaining large quantities of estradiol powder and suspending it in oil 😍🥰🥰 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026Why does this look like that era in web design where all free website builders made the evil fucked up red themes 120
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026I take Lamictal for bipolar disorder, and while it most definitely feels like it’s making me more stupid, I’ll gladly take that over having sixty different neurotic rabbitholes happening over the course of 24 hours and sending myself into debt 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026*sigh* the reddit transfems are taking over the wikipedia page for estradiol 010
Reposted by The Real BeeboAlice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trying this one again silly Plunger 59424
Reposted by The Real BeeboRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Blanche is my favorite ((PREVIEW)) 1195282
Reposted by The Real Beebosbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026keep your friends close and your enemies pregnant 052
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026Girl whose diet as of late has been slop, energy drinks, and breath mints: ougghhhh why am I so diszzyzyyyyy…. 000
Reposted by The Real Beebofrax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 29/09/2026how it feels to try to use a kitchen every day to eat at least one meal and also keep it at least a little clean 01056
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026Hi my name is Beebo and I haven’t had any products containing nicotine in almost one week! Man this fucking blowssssss BUT I will have more money ***and*** I will have one less thing to worry about regarding bottom surgery 140
Reposted by The Real Beebowalking mirage @wolf.observer · 29/09/2026just learned about the Nikon Coolscan LS-10, a film scanner that connected via SCSI and was meant for installation in a 5.25" drive bay 5463
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026I love paying astronomical prices for literally everything while the feds fly fifteen fucking helicopters around San Diego/Tijuana for shits and gigs 000
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026We should go back to calling people dipshits. It’s fun :) 120
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026I wish I had a plushie Peter Griffin Grundo so I could hit it and throw it and get really mad at it and punch it 100
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026I need to sniff markers so I can become a brainless tech bro and have more than five dollars at any given time 100
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026I had to wait five minutes for someone to unlock the fucking toothbrush doors at the grocery store. Waiting five minutes, yeah yeah first world problems, but corporate having put them up in the first place is such shit 100
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026I need to start using FL again so I can make 808s that sound like boing sound effect 120
Reposted by The Real BeeboSAINT ZAIYA ⛅️ @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026Stretch marks are just grind rails to a tubular girl like me 1306
Reposted by The Real Beebotertu megabig @tertu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People who hate and like beer can agree this would be terrible 031
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026damn I wish I didn’t move to a second account and unfollow a bunch of ppl to make this my “professional-ish account” 000
Reposted by The Real Beebosbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was having such a good day and then... yup, you guessed it. Todd 0102
The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 27/09/2026Strange disorder where you reflexively deck anyone near you named Arnold 000