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The Real Beebo

@ketamine.coupons
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goatgirl, digital variety. contains multitudes. loves to play phone touys and make music. 24 (mdni) | ΘΔ | they/she + sometimes it/its

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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 3h
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 3h
"a girl without a penis is like an angel without wings" is how i feel about bush actually
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 3h
(taking the can of barbasol out of your hands) promise you'll stop? for me?
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 10h
How much is 5,000,000 NP in USD
Neocities email with an error saying they failed to charge my card
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 12h
They need to take the internet away from me
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 12h
RZA if he had bad vision and thought laying pipe cured acne: I’ll fuck the freckles off ur face bitch… 😢😔💗
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 12h
Thinking about Earl Sweatshirt today
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 12h
I love you Earl Sweatshirt
Genius screenshot of Molasses by Earl Sweatshirt ft. RZA. Lyrics selected are “I’m at the deli scheming on a Fanta and a Camel Crush”. Genius annotation reads “Earl’s at a deli getting a soda and some cigarettes.”
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 13h
Me and who
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 13h
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social How are you still employed bro
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 13h
@indeed.com EAT A DICK AND CUT A CHECK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 23h
To the windoooooowwwwwwww
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass poopy
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
assuming this isn’t a honeypot, >hackerman Linux distro >exposed to public internet >anonymous VNC login allowed
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
Yep. thats me. Youre probably wondering how i got here
Green Aisha Plushie from Neopets
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
One of maybe ten people who experience heightened emotions while thinking about the Kirby vacuums from before times
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
"wife" = souls wire-wrapped together, woman so beautiful she proves the existence of god, necessarily finds each other in any timeline type shit "husband" = local handsome fella of convenience, a stalwart and loving housemate or perhaps co-parent that you enjoy letting fuck you occasionally
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
There’s something so beautiful about the process of obtaining large quantities of estradiol powder and suspending it in oil 😍🥰🥰
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 09/09/2026
Carter
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
Why does this look like that era in web design where all free website builders made the evil fucked up red themes
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
I take Lamictal for bipolar disorder, and while it most definitely feels like it’s making me more stupid, I’ll gladly take that over having sixty different neurotic rabbitholes happening over the course of 24 hours and sending myself into debt
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 30/09/2026
*sigh* the reddit transfems are taking over the wikipedia page for estradiol
Screenshot of Wikipedia article for estradiol
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Nura @postmarketos.org · 29/09/2026
nuratypical #nuraposting
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Alice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying this one again silly Plunger
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blanche is my favorite ((PREVIEW))
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sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keep your friends close and your enemies pregnant
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
Girl whose diet as of late has been slop, energy drinks, and breath mints: ougghhhh why am I so diszzyzyyyyy….
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edited stock image model wearing a tee shirt that reads “I GOT PRONOUNS AT THE 2026 FAERIE FESTIVAL” using Metroid Ravenous logo font and Neopets Faerie Festival logo. In the center is a person icon with Iridescia’s wings, antennae, and bob. The icon has a pack of NC Neoboard Pronoun stickers in its hand.
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 29/09/2026
how it feels to try to use a kitchen every day to eat at least one meal and also keep it at least a little clean
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
Hi my name is Beebo and I haven’t had any products containing nicotine in almost one week! Man this fucking blowssssss BUT I will have more money ***and*** I will have one less thing to worry about regarding bottom surgery
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 29/09/2026
just learned about the Nikon Coolscan LS-10, a film scanner that connected via SCSI and was meant for installation in a 5.25" drive bay
the cool scan
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
I love paying astronomical prices for literally everything while the feds fly fifteen fucking helicopters around San Diego/Tijuana for shits and gigs
Screenshot of phone app showing many Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters owned by the United States Immigration & Customs Enforcement flying around San Diego, Tijuana, and over the bay
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
We should go back to calling people dipshits. It’s fun :)
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
Slingshot
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 29/09/2026
Cessna 172 Skyhawktuah
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
my password is stores in plain text on your mom
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
I wish I had a plushie Peter Griffin Grundo so I could hit it and throw it and get really mad at it and punch it
Peter Griffin themed Grundo from Neopets
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
I need to sniff markers so I can become a brainless tech bro and have more than five dollars at any given time
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
I had to wait five minutes for someone to unlock the fucking toothbrush doors at the grocery store. Waiting five minutes, yeah yeah first world problems, but corporate having put them up in the first place is such shit
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
I need to start using FL again so I can make 808s that sound like boing sound effect
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SAINT ZAIYA ⛅️ @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Stretch marks are just grind rails to a tubular girl like me
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
shot done ✅
Squished Facebook default grin emoji sticker thing
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tertu megabig @tertu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who hate and like beer can agree this would be terrible
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 28/09/2026
damn I wish I didn’t move to a second account and unfollow a bunch of ppl to make this my “professional-ish account”
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sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was having such a good day and then... yup, you guessed it. Todd
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 27/09/2026
Hi
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 27/09/2026
Strange disorder where you reflexively deck anyone near you named Arnold
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The Real Beebo @ketamine.coupons · 27/09/2026
Autism
Tranos collecting her infinity phones
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