Sign in

Kess

@kesscat.bsky.social
80 followers 146 following 222 posts

Burdcat who occasionally moonlights as a sheep. Queer, genderfluid (they/them), pan, poly. Married to best Fox @cajunfox Living on a small farm and doing my best

PostsRepliesMedia
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If anyone ever tells you to get goats, they secretly hate you. There's nothing back there, he just doesn't respect gates or fences.
110
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What disingenuous slop. Gross and reprehensible reporting in a weird attempt to soften the reputation of a monster who uses her wealth only to oppress.
020
Reposted by Kess
Gusya @angrygooseberry.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
All thoughts about…birds
4376118
Reposted by Kess
jade @triclopsrabbit.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
WOW LOOKIT THAT! 🥳 THANKS SO MUCH FOR 1K FOLLOWERS YIPPIE!! Time for a lil ole giveaway! ♠️ TWO winners! ♥️ Winners choice of merch from my store, or I’ll draw ya something! ♣️ FOLLOW and REPOST to enter! ♦️ENDs Feb. 14th! (Midnight EST) Further info in thread~
106563
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It me!
010
Reposted by Kess
Stabby Ink dog 🫟 @inkofthedog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Aand here’s the second one :3
173
Reposted by Kess
Stabby Ink dog 🫟 @inkofthedog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I tattooed some old furry friends yesterday and had a blast :3
1166
Reposted by Kess
Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch. www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample...

r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics.

r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct.

r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.
521020316
Reposted by Kess
Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 18/09/2025
I couldn't get tickets to the world premiere of Frankenstein in Imax. They sold out in milliseconds. My only choice was to get there 40 minutes early and wait in the standby line. Guillermo del Toro walked by, saw me waiting, and had his team give me one of his personal guest tickets.
A terrible, cryptid-style photo of del Toro walking past.
312668244
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Turkey update! I knew going in to getting poults that turkeys are pretty dumb. I did not know how determined to kill themselves they were. I also didn't know how charming and curious turkeys are. These are all destined for Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners, but i think want to get heritage breeds
A young turkey standing near a group of other young turkeys. A person's hand is reaching out to touch the turkey to show how large it is.
030
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I've always wanted to do a full sleeve tattoo for my right arm but nothing ever clicked. But I just thought of doing something dinotopia themed and that really felt right so I think designing that is going to be my next obsession
120
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The cat has been hiding all day, to the point where I was concerned that he may have gotten out or stuck in the basement. Can't find him anywhere, doesn't even come out when I have treats. The second I say "hey, it's garbage night, I'll clean the litter box" he appears to leave one last stinky shit
010
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Oh boy the joys of farm dogs.... I'm out putting everyone away for the night and see Athena delightedly rolling on the ground, jumping up, sniffing the area and then rolling all over it again. Go to see what the hell she's found, some kind of black muck. It's probably poop. At least she look happy.
110
Reposted by Kess
🏴🚩 Trans Kafka (any pronouns) 🍉🍉🍉 IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON! @alexpetrovnia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
the constant insistence that "nonbinary" is "woman lite" both from within and outside of trans communities, kept my nonbinary ass in the closet for about ten years
227567
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Caught a criminal in the chicken coop yesterday. He was eating eggs. Safely relocated to a forest far enough away he shouldn't come back, I don't mind losing a few eggs but the young chickens will be in the coop soon and skunks can be dangerous to little guys.
A small, young skunk inside of a live humane trap at dusk
010
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I have trees coming in the mail and I'm about as excited about them arriving as I am for a new game. Is this getting old?
000
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Shouting into the void per the usual, but it's lonely hours I guess. Living rural doesn't help, but really feeling the lack of community that feels ever present, especially post covid
120
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
First four babies out of the incubator now that they're all dry. There's still quite a few pipped eggs, but these four were busy playing soccer with their siblings
Four tiny chicks, only a few hours old in a small container
150
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Baaaaaby!
A single chick in an incubator surrounded by other unhatched eggs. The chick is resting and very wet.
030
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My incubator is peeping! One more day until chicklets, I'm going to explode
130
Reposted by Kess
Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Stop using AI. Yes, even just for fun. AI is built on STOLEN images and text. That’s right: by using it, you’re stealing from your friends. There is NOT ethical generative AI. Bonus bullshit: it is HORRENOUS for the environment. (Yes, even the cutesy profile photo cartoon things.)
6066073059
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It feels unfair that the world is falling apart, awful things keep happening around the house and it's also tax season at the same time. If the stressful shit could at least take turns ruining everything, I'd appreciate it
130
Reposted by Kess
Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
27 pages. Of babies. Whose entire understanding of what Earth sounded like was bombs dropping & people screaming at the sky
Tweet from Sharif Kouddous:
"The health ministry has released a 1,516–page document listing the names of over 50,000 Palestinians confirmed killed in Gaza since Oct 7, 2023. There are a total of 474 pages listing 15,600+ children’s names. The first 27 pages the age is listed as 0 — children under 1 year old"
141314741
Reposted by Kess
Mighty Hunter @mightyhunter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.
284287675735
Reposted by Kess
paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
115744
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I'm rewatching Golden Girls because it's good and there's an episode where they volunteer at a food kitchen. They're talking about how people are only a paycheck or two away from disaster and that rent is high and minimum wage is stagnant. This was the 80's, how are these still the fckn problems
010
Reposted by Kess
CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If I kept this in drafts until next week, I would just keep adding things until it grew to the size of the earth, so here it is: "Social constructs" and cis feminism's enduring failure to adequately reckon with transmasculinity: jude-doyle.ghost.io/terfs-trans-...
jude-doyle.ghost.io
TERFs, Trans Mascs, and Two Steve Feminism
In which A Man has an Opinion about Feminism, with Mixed Results.
65920352
Reposted by Kess
cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I recently forced my friends to watch all of the Jurassic World movies and my professional opinion is that the t-rex and the raptor should be lesbians, thank you for your time #jurassicworld
Sketches of anthropomorphic versions of the t-rex and two raptors from Jurassic World. Top left text reads: “Rexy. Middle aged butch. Has bad experiences with raptors until meeting Blue.” The top right text reads: “Blue. Rancher & motorcycle enthusiast. Gets lonely and bored easily.” The text below that reads: “Beta. Curious, playful & friendly. Loves biting her favourite toys.” Text in the middle of the page reads: “A one-off night spent together with Rexy triggered Blue’s parthenogenesis, creating Beta.” Rexy shouts, “That ain’t the same as gettin’ you pregnant!” and another text box adds: “Blue does not agree.” In the bottom left Beta shouts “I love my two moms!” and “Big mom lets me ride on her back sometimes!!”
342138556
Reposted by Kess
Worms & Bones @homemadehorrors.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
❄️Giveaway!❄️ Thank you for 1.7K bluesky! To celebrate, we'll be giving away this lil poseable tea monster. To enter: ❄️Follow us ❄️Like & share #giveaway #art #artdoll #artists
A lil wyrmy dragon art doll lays curled up, looking to the right. Their face is cheeky, white with silver horns and pine-green scales. Their body is ivory, with silver sparkle and evergreen stripes.
26222162
Reposted by Kess
🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 26/11/2024
SALE! I just listed over 150 dice bags to the shop, I'm going to run this sale through the next weekend. Anything with "A" next to it in the photos has multiple variants (different ribbon, liner, etc) contactcaffeine.bigcartel.com/category/sew... #D&D #tabletop #furrybusiness #dice
A screenshot from the poster's shop website, showing multiple listings for colorful dice bags, including red pandas, ravens, kittens, and more.
12727
Reposted by Kess
🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 25/11/2024
If you want to call Elon Musk "Elonia" or "First Lady" or imply he must be a woman or a gay man because of his political relationship with Trump: Delete your account here and go back to Twitter where garbage like you belongs. Don't argue. Don't debate. You cut that shit out or you leave.
12852182
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Happy birthday to my best friend, the love of my life and the best fox, @cajunfox.bsky.social 💖🦊💖🎉🎂
140
Reposted by Kess
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 29/05/2024
"oh nooo changing my pronouns to they/them without doing a lot of presentation changes is going to use up all the gender and the real transes are going to have to be cis" grow up
520831
Reposted by Kess
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 29/05/2024
sometimes i worry im not trans enough to count and then im like lmao what the fuck would that even mean, that im tapping gender from a tree with a limited amount of sap
923725
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Over a year here and I still don't post much. At least having bluesky absolutely shattered my twitter doomscroll addiction, that place blows now.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #172,602, Kess ‪@kesscat.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 29, 2023"
020
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Do you walk with weird stutter steps on the sidewalk to avoid stepping on cracks so your feet don't feel weird until you step on a crack the same way with the other foot or are you regular?
110
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I have video! Here is a chicken butt.
010
Reposted by Kess
Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Please! I do not like being called enby- if that's a term that resonates with you, great, but as someone all too used to people minimizing my experience + expertise, I am not a fan of tying my gender to being cutesy and non-threatening
27212
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Lord save me from buying a cow because her name is too precious and she's a sweetheart.
010
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
A post in which Shep very succinctly elucidates the issues with not just the Hugos but with a number of fan conventions. And then the people in charge are shocked when someone dies or retires and the cons fail.
010
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
It's National Bird Day! Storm would like to know if you have any grubs to share because she's very interested.
A group of chickens hanging out in a coop. One is staring at the camera inquisitively
010
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I'm probably a crazy person, but I'd definitely appreciate 6 or 7 days of birds as gifts. And a pear tree! You can keep the drummers though.
030
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
I've been ruminating on gender feels since MFF. I think I'm incredibly bothered by the constant she/her at cons because they're supposed to be a welcoming space. It's hard to not be gendered at work, I put up with it because it's a lot of old people and I'm in spreadsheets for 90% of my day anyway
100
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I've found a local place that sells bareroot trees of about a million varieties and now I'm cursing money for preventing me from turning a corner of the farm into an orchard
000
Kess @kesscat.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I swear to god, if I get called a lovely young lady one more time, I'm going to fucking lose it.
020
Reposted by Kess
Lobo guará número 1 campeão do mundo ☝️🇧🇷☝️🇧🇷💯🇧🇷💯 @berdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Reminder:
Wanted to let ya’ll know i don’t have friendship decay. We didnt talk today? I still like you. Didnt talk all week? I still like you. You dropped the face of the earth for 3 months? Still like you

I get busy, i get forgetful!

Please never take it personally!!!

(Image of the stardew valley friendship screen, an arrow pointing backwards is crossed out and it says “No Friendship Decay!”
2223133